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    Escorte avec onlyfans

    Isn't there enough freeby porn on the internet?
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    Conspiracy theories

    Conspiracy theorist speak with forked tongue.
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    Rimming

    An SP rimmed me without me asking or her telling me she was going to do that. I screamed like I got stabbed.
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    June 1st Reopening

    Damm! I need a hair cut.
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    Ladies and gentlemen, what are your pet peeves?

    I would think they would not even have ketchup at a Chinese restaurant. You would have to get take out and put your own ketchup on it.
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    Dancing FBI Agent Charged With Assault 2nd Degree After Accidental Gun Discharge

    The FBI agent the work corporate security are retire after 30 years of service. No one wants a rookie screw up.
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    Anthony Bourdain RIP

    He may have been happier a a cook in NYC.
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    Using LEGO blocks to explain

    If you get nabbed, show this video to the judge.
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    Quebecois cocaine cowgirls

    I think these girls have no defense for their actions, they are guilty. Now the strategy should be to minimize the sentence.
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    Montreal woman terrified her personal info was posted in escort ads

    When women start to do SP work they have to use a different name, you know. Like when women join a convent they use a name of a saint.
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    Man hires SP. He finds out that the SP was his wife

    Probably it happens more often than you think, but when it does everyone pretends they saw nothing. I got friendly with a ex-SP that turned escort agency owner. She told me she had a girl working for her and it turned out she was related to her distantly. When they started to talk about their...
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    Do you have a site to buy some item from the Usa that is not sold in Canada...

    It is amazing some of the prices you can get in the US. At Home Depot they sell plastic tool boxes for $50, you can get it at Platsburg for $18.
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    Do you have hobbying rules ?

    Trojan brand hazmat suit all the time. No BBBJ.
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    Met my first mean Canadian yesterday

    You are lucky to met just the one, I have met many mean people.
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    Lack of Professionalism... Not good at all

    It is an unregulated biz, anyone can get in with a Craigslist ad.
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