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If you are interested in knowing about clients having a bad aim, leaving poop stains on our beds, fainting or whatever. In person or online, I would suggest that you word your question differently.

What’s the most “WTF” thing that’s ever happened to you?

What’s the weirdest encounter you’ve had?

People would normally think about all the odd things that’s happened to them rather than the time they’ve been assaulted. If the person feels comfortable, they might tell you about their assault but frankly, why would you want to hear that?
 

bodick7

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What’s the most “WTF” thing that’s ever happened to you?

What’s the weirdest encounter you’ve had?
In the end of an intercourse, I accidentally dropped some of my juice on bed.
The girl started yelling at me as if it was the end of world...
"Je ne suis pas pas une pute!!! Je suis une escorte!!!" WTF??????....
Pute ou escorte, si t'es pas capable d'endurer quelques gouttes de spermes sur ton lit, change de métier!!!
She continued yelling at me during I gathered all my things.
She called her pimp (or BF?...)
Poor guy came in, stood there without saying a word and didn't know what to do upon his princess probably one more crisis...
Don't understand since I've been respectful since I entered...
Maybe she had a bad day ...or some mental disorder...
 

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In the end of an intercourse, I accidentally dropped some of my juice on bed.
The girl started yelling at me as if it was the end of world...
Brodick. I actually read this literally. As in juice. Like cranberry juice. Then it clicked. :D
Wow. Y’en a qui sont des petites nature… j’y aurait dit d’aller pousser des carrosses chez Maxi pis de changer de “job”.
Unreal. Sometimes I think I cleaned everything after a session and I step in a pubble of cum on the floor hahahaha! If ever I slip and fall I don’t think it will be covered by the CNESST.

"Je ne suis pas pas une pute!!! Je suis une escorte!!!"
This is hilarious & ridiculous. I don’t understand some women.

She called her pimp (or BF?...)
o_Oo_O:( Poor you. This is fkn scary.


Maybe she had a bad day ...or some mental disorder...
The latter.
 

bodick7

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o_Oo_O:( Poor you. This is fkn scary.
That's all right.
When she called and when he entered yes but he was just standing there doing nothing.
I guess he gauged I wasn't aggressive nor any menace at all for her.

...I still don't understand this weird moment.
I did shower after I came in and I had no choice to dry myself with her towel because there was no others and she did complaint about it during her yelling. F...king worst encounter...
I guess you you can't please everybody...
 

bodick7

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...I don’t think it will be covered by the CNESST.
That's why I will never complaint about rates. You have expenses and little or no financial protection if you get hurt like this.
 

bodick7

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This is hilarious & ridiculous. I don’t understand some women.
Word by word, that's what she said.
It looks like she wasn't pleased with the finishing. I guess she would have preferred in the rubber but we didn't talk about it before.

Repeat? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
 

horus2023

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In the end of an intercourse, I accidentally dropped some of my juice on bed.
The girl started yelling at me as if it was the end of world...
"Je ne suis pas pas une pute!!! Je suis une escorte!!!" WTF??????....
Pute ou escorte, si t'es pas capable d'endurer quelques gouttes de spermes sur ton lit, change de métier!!!
She continued yelling at me during I gathered all my things.
She called her pimp (or BF?...)
Poor guy came in, stood there without saying a word and didn't know what to do upon his princess probably one more crisis...
Don't understand since I've been respectful since I entered...
Maybe she had a bad day ...or some mental disorder...
pretty scary...the fact that he didnt do anything means it was not the first time. Was he next door filming? LOL just kidding....
Depending on his look and demeanor: I would have said well Sharing is CARING!
 
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bodick7

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pretty scary...the fact that he didnt do anything means it was not the first time. Was he next door filming? LOL just kidding....
Depending on his look and demeanor: I would have said well Sharing is CARING!
I know no towel should have somewhat be a red flag signal but...too late when you paid and are out of shower.
This happens years ago but I still have the experience in my mind like if it was yesterday (let say last week)...
 
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Valentina

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I know no towel should have somewhat be a red flag signal but...too late when you paid and are out of shower.
This happens years ago but I still have the experience in my mind like if it was yesterday (let say last week)...
I have towels, mini towels, tissues, and a protective sheet for every session which I clean between every client. Lmao. I really don’t understand how people can work in a field that has juices n cum hahah. Like damn woman get real!

This is equivalent to going to the dentist and him getting mad at you because there’s saliva spatter that flew out and got everywhere! Like relax.

Thank god my water is included in my rent because I wash everything like crazy :D
 

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Have you ever had a client that was a midget or a really short guy? Do SPs turn them away? I am not trying to be funny here it's a legit question. I have a friend that is 4'8 and is in his 30s and has never been with a woman. He confided in a few of us that he is considering getting an escort but is nervous about it because he is afraid he will be turned away. I don't have much advice to give him so I am asking on here. Maybe even a recommendation? Thanks
 

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Have you ever had a client that was a midget or a really short guy? Do SPs turn them away? I am not trying to be funny here it's a legit question. I have a friend that is 4'8 and is in his 30s and has never been with a woman. He confided in a few of us that he is considering getting an escort but is nervous about it because he is afraid he will be turned away. I don't have much advice to give him so I am asking on here. Maybe even a recommendation? Thanks

I don't think it's an issue for most of us!
 

Julia Sky

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Do providers ever feel slighted when they learn a client is seeing other providers?

I mean it happens to some providers for sure. I think sharing is caring and I recommend my colleagues all the time but the one time I did feel some type of way was when a client cancelled on me and saw my friend the same evening lol
 

Valentina

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Do providers ever feel slighted when they learn a client is seeing other providers?
Absolutely not! And I encourage it if anything!
Ex: I even ship them to @April Dyson & she ships them back my way. It makes me happy that we are sword sisters :D
I had a regular come see me every week. But he is very much on the road and has specific contracts in one region for every other month.
Turns out he was “cheating on me” with April HAHAH. He wasn’t around in Terrebonne anymore but in MTL. He just saw me for the last time because he’s now being shipped to Toronto. Great guy!
But yeah I really don’t mind / care who’s seeing who. I won’t be the first to be seen nor the last and vice versa.
 

Julia Sky

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It makes me happy that we are sword sisters :D

Wait cause why does this make me want to make an escort version of the song "hey soul sister" now? Lmao!!

"Hey, sword sister
Fuck that Mr. Mister like a hot cowgirl, rodeo
The way you move ain't fair you know
Hey, sword sister
He will not forget a single thing you do tonight..."
 

Valentina

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Wait cause why does this make me want to make an escort version of the song "hey soul sister" now? Lmao!!

"Hey, sword sister
Fuck that Mr. Mister like a hot cowgirl, rodeo
The way you move ain't fair you know
Hey, sword sister
He will not forget a single thing you do tonight..."
I hear it fkn perfectly en plus HAHAHA
 

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Absolutely not! And I encourage it if anything!
Ex: I even ship them to @April Dyson & she ships them back my way. It makes me happy that we are sword sisters :D

That is really great camaradery. She can pick yours, you can pick hers, gives a new view to "dick picks".
 

LC18

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Do providers ever feel slighted when they learn a client is seeing other providers?

No, well it’s not like they tell me so I don’t really know that they see other providers. My regulars come see me every week or every two weeks. If they don’t, I assume they’re seeing someone else and I don’t mind. We are not married.

There are a few people that told me straight up they never see the same person twice…they still came back for a 2nd and 3rd time *laughing emoji*
 

horus2023

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No, well it’s not like they tell me so I don’t really know that they see other providers. My regulars come see me every week or every two weeks. If they don’t, I assume they’re seeing someone else and I don’t mind. We are not married.

There are a few people that told me straight up they never see the same person twice…they still came back for a 2nd and 3rd time *laughing emoji*
We are creatures of habit!
 
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