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    Flavored water

    I wonder if something like this has happen to some of you, I called for a date and made an appointment. Everything set, and time approaching I take a shower and leave for the rendez-vous. Along the way I get a hair cut and stop at a pharmacy to grab a bottle of water ( It was a hot day) as I get out I realise that it's not regular water but "flavored" water. So I figure "ok whatever", "no problem" and down it goes : "gloo", "gloo", "gloo", "gloo", "gloo", "burp!" nice! very fresh and tastes great.

    Anyway, thirty minutes later I arrive downtown to the hotel and as I climb the stairs, I'm thinking "I got to pee".
    I knock on the door and my date opens the door. WOW! She is a goddes!!! I can't beleive it. Waaay, Waay hotter than I was expecting. Top of the scale as far as I'm concerned.

    After some small chit chat, she lets me go to take my shower and she calls back the booker to tell I'm here.

    I close the door (almost completely) and man I got to take care of some business...

    and began to pee...

    and pee...
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    and pee...
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    wtf
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    buckets more I was like WTF!!
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    and pee...
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    daaaamn is it gonna stop?
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    and pee some more... at this point I'm thinking "hope she's not listening"
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    Finally!! fuuuuuckk!! THY monumental pee of my lifetime :/

    So I flush the toilet and hurry up to take my shower. I wash my privates and decide to wash my head also as I just had a haircut, and wouldn't you know I began to feel that familiar sensation...
    I'm like "you've got to be kidding" but there was no mistake I had to pee again, I normally never do under the shower but I had already flushed the toilet... so I pee there. And It was a big pee.

    Everything done I hurry up, dry myself up and join her in the bed where she was waiting for me.

    Well this is not a review but needless to say that she was everything I had hope for : extremely beautiful, charming, witty, very friendly and of course GFE.

    Only problem was I could not get it up. Not even a little. zero, nada.

    And she performed admirably trying to lift me up, but nothing could do. Problem was that she began acting anxious as if she was responsible. I had to assure her that it had nothing to do with her. I wanted to tell her it's the "goddamn water" I drank but it sounded too fallacious so I didn't say it. The thing is that prior to drinking that shit I was feeling real horny and after I drank it, it basically zap me up, like some kind of witchcraft. Well I'm probably watching too many Game of Thrones, but it sure fucked me up real bad. I've had a previous occasion where it was difficult to achieve an erection but never like this.

    In any case I'm staying away from that shit, like forever!

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    Some flavoroured waters act as a duretic, If the body becomes too dehydrated the blood thickens and this affects blood pressure and the ability to have solid erections.
    {the old joke applies beer drinkers are the best lovers but they can't remember shit after**

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    Wish I had known this, but know I remember that I was thirsty while I was with her. I just didn't pay attention to it since I had drank a bottle of water, and figured I was ok.

    Thanks for the info!

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    weird... are you .. well... old? I mean, im 28 and i can drink any stuff and still get it up... I need the girl to touch me or touch her, i mean i don't get up anymore just looking at her like back in the day, cause you know after a while... seeing ain't that crazy and "wow" anymore. But once i put the hand on the breast... there you go.
    Life is a party ! Death is the Hangover.. 70-49-6

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    Well, not exactly old-old, but I'm no spring chicken. (not far from Fifty) Although the reason I was posting this, was because it was the first time that something like this had happened to me.

    I basically pissed the equivalent of (at least) 5 to 1 maybe more, bottles of water than I drank. All of it with in half an hour. So it did end up affecting me.

    Quote Originally Posted by Halloween Mike
    weird
    Weird enough. I can drink up to 6 or 7 beers and have no effect what so ever on me. So I was surprised about the water.
    As for how much alcohol I can handle, I'm not entirely sure since I have cut drastically on the amount of drinks that I take when I go out. From 10+ down to no more than 5. (usually 2 on diners and max. 5 on strip clubs)

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