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WhiteyBulger

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I'll be in Montreal in a week. Any suggestions to where and what to do for one guy alone? Anyone want to meet and show me the good stuff in Montreal - the kind I can tell my mom about, and the kind I can only tell MERB about ;-) hopefully plenty of reviews afterward.

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William
 

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WhiteyBulger,

Let me try to assist you with a couple of pointers for your trip.

Since you will be new to the town, I doubt that you will have a car for traveling around town. Since Montreal has a very extensive subway network (Metro), I suggest that you buy a week pass to the Metro lines to get you around. Taxi is another option, althouh it could get costly. However, if you have plans on renting a car, let me know and I could provide you with some info on that as well.

If you have an Entertainment book for Montreal handy, it gives some good idea as regards to touristy things for to do--going to the Imax Science Center, the Botanical Garden, etc. At your hotel, there are brochures for visiting these places.

Also, take a walk or a carriage ride to Old Montreal. It's a nice view and a good experience.

There are a couple of short 2 hr to 4 hour cruise tours that you could take and learn about the St. Lawrence river and other interesting historical stuff about Montreal.

STRIP CLUBS
The last one that I went to wasn't too bad. There were a couple of decent ladies there. It's called Club Downtown on Ste Catherine St. It's near major cross streets as Stanley and Peel.

Another popular SC that many hobbyists like, although I rarely found as many attractive ladies there, is l'AXE on St. Denis, just south of Sherbrooke. AFter going there, you could walk up and down St. Denis and see how lively this street could be. Lots of cafes and terraces.

ESCORT AGENCIES
The following agencies provide good, reliable services, some based on personal experiences while others are through info gathered via backchannel mediums from reliable sources.

1.) Martin of XXXtase, www.montrealxxxtase.com @ 514-571-1723, seems to be providing a decent and reliable service with a great price at $150. He has been described as honest over the phone and easy to deal with.

2.) Martin of Asservissante, www.asservissante.com @ 514-592-6465, has some great looking girls and provide very reliable and efficient services. Depending on the girl, you might get safe services to very liberal services. Just ask Martin about your preferences and he can help you. At $160/hr, it is also a bargain.

3.) Celine of Celine's Fantasies, www.celinesfantasies.com @ 514-804-2354, offers very reliable services. Her girls are known to provide gfe services. She is also very pleasant to deal with. At $160/hr, it is a good value.

4.) John of Eleganza, www.eleganzaescorts.ca @ 514-812-5311, is widely known for providing very liberal services. I have not dealt with him directly, but some have spoken highly of him as being godd and reliable. For $180/hr, you can expect to get girls who provide a PSE type experience.

5.) Mike of Classxxx, www.classxxx.ca @ 514-825-8030, has one of the most talked about SP recently, Melissa. His price is a little higher though, at $200/hr. My personal experiences with him has always been very positive.

I usually don't recommend indies, but here is a short list:

1.) for good looks, definitely consider Caitlyn at www.geocities.com/call_me_caitlyn. She is known as providing fairly safe services, relative to other HDH ladies/ Indies. I have seen her several times and have always enjoyed my time with her. She's punctual, reliable, and has a great personality, along with good looks. Minimum is $450/2 hr.

2.) Samantha seems to get good reviews all the time. She could be reached at [email protected]
She's known for providing excellent services. She has a somewhat exotic look to her, so if that's not what you're into, then you may not want to consider her then.
 
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I agree with most of Donnyb's recommendations (good promo job there!).

For your mom's report : don't miss Montreal's Archeological History Museum at Pointe-à-Callières near the Old Port. An interesting 2-3hr to spend and discover where's the City is coming from (even native Montrealers who didn't go there would learn many things...)

For your MERB's report: I would add Celine's Fantasies and Satin Dreamz to the list of the most reliable agencies. You'll find banners to these on MERB's home page. These are 2 established agencies where you can book the SP of your choice in advance and who are very reliable in their delivery. With other agencies, advance booking can be less successful depending on the SP of your choice. But if you call, see who's working on a particular night and order, I agree that most agencies on Donnyb's short list will usually do the job.

I won't dispute the recommendations about indies. You can't go wrong with Miss Samantha in particular (one of my favourite). Donnyb: trust me and try her, you won't be disapointed... Just remember that it takes a little more time to secure a meeting with an indy (specially the popular ones like Samantha). But as your dealing with the "boss", once an encounter is secured, they are generally very reliable.

Enjoy your stay,

Lion Heart
 
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WOW Donnyb

I think your answer should be put in the "Before you ask questions" section as it answers a questions asked so many times.
 

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For things you can tell your mom about, don't forget the Biodome.
 

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i am also very suprised that celine's fantasies and also satin dreamz were omitted from your recommendation as they are 2 of the very best and highly regarded agencies out there and also celine is a absolute pleasure to deal with over the phone as many people have stated.
 

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There's also the casino. And for strip clubs, people talk alot about Cleopatra's.

Gambling Fool
 

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Whitey,

You didn't mention what your preferences were in the "don't tell your mom about this" category... let me throw in another option. Ronnie the Naughtylady works as another indy. She falls in the category of "more mature" (38), but definitely experienced, intuitive, and just darn fun on many levels. (What can I say? I haven't had a bad time with her yet!)

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It was late when I wrote my post, so I omitted Celine's Fantasies. I will go and edit my post.

Oliver,

Hey, everyone's opinions are different. Based on some of the feedback in some recent posts, I was hesitant to add DC to my list, until it proves itself in terms o f reliability.

Obviously, people are always more than welcome to add their input.

I am just surprised at your question, "Is there something we should know about."

To answer your question, yeah, go read some of the recent threads on DC.
 

WhiteyBulger

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cumming in three days...

Thanks for all the tips and great suggestions. Donnyb, the Metro pass is an excellent idea. I just got a copy of Lonely Planet's Montreal Guide. Hopefully that will give me some additional info.

As for the other points of interest, I've cut and paste this thread, ads from classified.ca(?), and copy of the "spreadsheet". (heh, it was risky printing it out at work, had to dash to the printer to make sure no one was peeking ;-)

My question is, will I get into trouble at the border for carrying the all the printouts, and over $2000 in cash? With the troubles in London, will there be additional hassles?

I am planning on trying out a few new experiences. I have never been to a massage palor, or made out with an Asian girl. And I will see a BBW or two. Why? Because when I was in college, I went out with a cute BBW, and I still have found memories of her big soft bosom. And of course, I got to experience the oh so famous Quebecois GFE. And yes, I had thoughts about the MILFs in my office. So many ... No doubt I will take a couple for the team, and report back all my findings.

-Thanks,
William

ps. Hey BoardStiff: what's BFE, boyfriend experience or a new kind of mad cow? ;-) either way, no thanks!
 

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WhiteyBulger,

You should not have a problem with having the spreadsheet printed out. When I used to refer to the spreadsheet, at least 2 and 1/2 years ago, I never had a problem with it in my possession.

As for your other concern about bringing roughly over $2,000, again that should not be a problem. The only problem that you may come across is if you were to bring at least $10,000, you would have to declare it.

One last piece of advice, please ignore ALL POSTS by BOARD STIFF. He thinks he's funny, but he really does not contribute much on this board other than making smartass remarks and rude comments.

I was happy that a certain poster left to a different place, but not long after Board Stiff aimed to take his place. Oh well, not much you can do I suppose.
 

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Whitey,
Don't let the oldguard intimidate...They are on there way out....
Interestingly enough, doing a thread count search reveals that I have at least twice the amount of reviews....so that answers the contribution question.
Here is another classy quote from the intellectual who claimed:


DonnyB said:
I have seen girls in Montreal for over 6 years now. Not one time did I ever leave a tip. Has this discourage the girls from providing me with great service?

What I want on my tombstone:
"In they end, through all the BS, his reviews were outstanding literary additions to North American culture...

LONG LIVE LCS
 
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donnyb

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WhityBulger,

I apologize for hijcaking your thread. This will be the last comment I'll make in regards to BS.

Nothing irks me more than wise cracks who think they're really funny, and would make many useless posts. Shoot, if his useless posts don't get him banned, hopefully reports of his trying to start his own agency will at least direct the mod's attention on him more closely.

BS, I hear that in person, you're not such a bad guy. Why the heck do you come on board and act like such a clown? It's very unfortunate that some posters have chosen such a medium as this to behave childish.

If you have jokes to share, there's a joke thread. Otherwise, please refrain from cluttering this board with numerous non-sensical posts.

I have no shame in the post that you quoted. Heck, I am sure that if you keep searching for my post history, you will probably find more silly posts that I made in the past.


I have made my comments about BS (fitting I must say) who was described by somone previously as a "bored stiff." I will TRY not to comment anymore and waste time on him.
 

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WB,

My last trip to Montreal, I brought $2500 in cash. They may ask you how much you are carrying and to be honest I would not admit to carrying anything more than $500. You can always say later that you did not realize you brought so much cash, but the fact is you will not get searched so rigorously that they will find it if you secrete the cash. It's none of their damn business how much cash you are bringing, if it's under $10,000, and the question should be "Are you brininging more than $10,0000", but that is never the question.

Last trip the hobbyist known as Stripper Lover took me to his bank and exchanged $500(US) for me and I got a much better exchange rate than at the places on St. Catherine, or perhaps less of a surcharge. The result was, as I recall, a $7 savings on $500 exchanged, or the cost of a good breakfast at Reuben's.

As far as MERB and Spreadsheet printouts, I would not worry about that. They can always be explained away, like: "Geez my buddy gave me a bunch of paperwork and trip planners from his last trip and I had no idea that stuff was in there." The chances of it being searched and found are virtually nil, unless you were to do something crazy at the border like attack someone or tell them you have guns and tobacco stashed in your car.

BTW, you just may see your namesake in Canada, Whitey. He has been long suspected of hiding out in Canada, and my guess is he could be in Montreal. Look out for him at your local Second Cup. He'll be the guy reading the Wall Street Journal.
 
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WB,
You may have read about Jason Itlzer, the King of all Pimps, who was busted with E pills upon returning to the US, all because he told the officials he was carrying 6500 on him while leaving for Holland. There is no need to tell them how much you have on your person, as long as it is less than 10000 (CANADIAN).
I have noticed that the border frowns more upon people bringing up 100 bucks or so if they say they are staying for a week. This raises question like : Well, how are you planning on making more money in canada? This line of questioning is usually reserved for younger men.
 

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1. "reports of his trying to start his own agency"
FALSE, it is known that this is merely someone trying to besmirch my legacy. Although the idea is tempting, i will let the board know if i ever decided to go that dirty route. I can just imagine telling my mom, heh, i just graduated from McGill, guess where i got a job!

2."BS, I hear that in person, you're not such a bad guy"
Um, no one has ever met me from this board (besides one friend and one agency owner), so you cannot make that claim. I could be a total asshole in real life too, who knows?

"I have made my comments about BS (fitting I must say) who was described by somone previously as a "bored stiff." I will TRY not to comment anymore and waste time on him"

Perverted Monk first called me "bored stiff". He is my friend and we have been through enough where he can call me whatever he wants....it was a joke. I am actually enthralling in real life....ask your love, Melissa.
Furthermore, how much pondering went in to realizing that my handle's first initials are BS?
 
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