When super Glue is not appropiate
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Good one oldbutartful
There's a promising young drop-out from the convent, if I ever saw one. I was expecting something more SIN-ister. :amen:
Like this story. A friend's wife worked in a hospital told this story...
One day a guy was carried into the hospital ER seated in a chair. The guy asked for a male DR. Of course, this caused a bit of curiosity.
Well, it turns out the guy had cheated on his wife and she found out. While he was sleeping, apparently in fetal position (on his side), his wife Super Glued his scrotum to the sides of each of his legs and as a result he couldn't stand. I guess a little nail polish remover eventually dissolved the glue. He was able to stand erect again.
You have to appreciate the wife's sense of humor. That is along as it's NOT YOUR wife.
There's a promising young drop-out from the convent, if I ever saw one. I was expecting something more SIN-ister. :amen:
Like this story. A friend's wife worked in a hospital told this story...
One day a guy was carried into the hospital ER seated in a chair. The guy asked for a male DR. Of course, this caused a bit of curiosity.
Well, it turns out the guy had cheated on his wife and she found out. While he was sleeping, apparently in fetal position (on his side), his wife Super Glued his scrotum to the sides of each of his legs and as a result he couldn't stand. I guess a little nail polish remover eventually dissolved the glue. He was able to stand erect again.
You have to appreciate the wife's sense of humor. That is along as it's NOT YOUR wife.
Roadtripr
Could have been worse she could done a Lorraine Bobbit on him.
Years ago my sister was training in the Health Services Occupational health and she had to do six weeks training in each of the various clinics and out patients depts.
She said she was quite amused when she was at the STD clinic she said sailors used to come in and virtually slap it on the counter and say "Fix That" she said Sailors and SPs were the easiest to deal with no pretense just go in get fixed and leave.
Could have been worse she could done a Lorraine Bobbit on him.
Years ago my sister was training in the Health Services Occupational health and she had to do six weeks training in each of the various clinics and out patients depts.
She said she was quite amused when she was at the STD clinic she said sailors used to come in and virtually slap it on the counter and say "Fix That" she said Sailors and SPs were the easiest to deal with no pretense just go in get fixed and leave.
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