Good one oldbutartful
There's a promising young drop-out from the convent, if I ever saw one. I was expecting something more SIN-ister. :amen:
Like this story. A friend's wife worked in a hospital told this story...
One day a guy was carried into the hospital ER seated in a chair. The guy asked for a male DR. Of course, this caused a bit of curiosity.
Well, it turns out the guy had cheated on his wife and she found out. While he was sleeping, apparently in fetal position (on his side), his wife Super Glued his scrotum to the sides of each of his legs and as a result he couldn't stand. I guess a little nail polish remover eventually dissolved the glue. He was able to stand erect again.
You have to appreciate the wife's sense of humor. That is along as it's NOT YOUR wife.