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Thread: 99% of what is written on the boards is the absolute truth.

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    99% of what is written on the boards is the absolute truth.

    For any non believers i ask you to take one month out of your busy schedule and read the 474 page cleo's thread from start to finish and when you are done reading it, head straight to cleo's. I rest my case.

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    99% of people who post in the lounge need to get a life or a hobby or something... me included

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    The Board is always exact. Reality is often inaccurate. Don't panic, make sure you have your towel and everything will turn out right.
    “Truth, Justice, Freedom, Reasonably Priced Love.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siocnarf View Post
    The Board is always exact. Reality is often inaccurate. Don't panic, make sure you have your towel and everything will turn out right.
    There's a frood who really knows where his towel is.

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    on the whole I do find the escort reviews pretty useful. Don't know about the Cleo thread, but if I had to spend 30 days reading merb I'd shoot myself by day 12.

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    I prefer number may 90% is ok

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonpaul View Post
    I prefer number may 90% is ok
    Interesting, so you believe that only 90% of what is written on the boards is the absolute truth. I must be a little naive because i have always believed the number to be about 99%.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Paul View Post
    on the whole I do find the escort reviews pretty useful. Don't know about the Cleo thread, but if I had to spend 30 days reading merb I'd shoot myself by day 12.
    @ Red Paul,

    If you would last 12 days you must be the most patient man on this side of...FOREVER. I think if a total newbie hit the wrong threads he or she would take about 20 minutes to believe 99% of the membership are either certifiable...or already certified.

    If anyone believes 99% of the statements on this board are true they are a car salesman's dream.

    If anyone is so cynical that they doubt 99% of everything...they should leave and not return.

    Cheers,

    Merlot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amelie.companion View Post
    There`s a frood who really knows where his towel is.
    Truth: they say I`m the best Bang since the Big One!

    99% of the content here is unverifiable and/or obsolete and/or written by people we don`t know about people who don`t work/hobby anymore, in a city that may or may not be a figment of my imagination. I think most of it was written by an infinite number of penguins typing randomly.
    “Truth, Justice, Freedom, Reasonably Priced Love.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siocnarf View Post
    I think most of it was written by an infinite number of penguins typing randomly.
    "That is not the point. Quack. The point is I am now a perfectly safe penguin. Quack. And my colleague here is rapidly running out of limbs."
    Ford Prefect

    fun fact: I almost wanted my working name to be eccentrica gallumbits but sadly i only have 2 boobies

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    “...they discovered only a small asteroid inhabited by a solitary old man who claimed repeatedly that nothing was true, though he was later discovered to be lying.”

    Truth: 2 boobies is the optimal number for perfect lateral jiggling on our current planet.
    “Truth, Justice, Freedom, Reasonably Priced Love.”

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    OK OK one last one then I promise to let you return to your original programming

    "We don’t demand solid fact! What we demand is a total absence of solid facts! I demand that I may or may not be Vroomfondel."

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    “That’s right … we demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty”

    When in doubt, I consult my I-Ching calculator
    http://www.thateden.co.uk/dirk/
    “Truth, Justice, Freedom, Reasonably Priced Love.”

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