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Thread: The official ass lickers thread

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    The official ass lickers thread

    In this thread you may lick or kiss anyone's ass that you please. It is not only accepted but it is encouraged. No ass is off limits. No ass is to big or to small. I personally find guys rimming other guys to be a bit uncouth but who am i to judge. Have fun guys and girls, go for it.

    JJ

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    Tom Seaver was the best pitcher that ever lived..

    Nobody ever I would want to pitch a clinching game ever

    I love Tom Terrific

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    Savoir Faire Is Everywhere !!!

    Trying one day to be " In the Know "

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    Joe Girardi is the best manager in major league baseball.

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    Shakira is the best female Singer Ever! She not only has the "Hips That Don't Lie" but also has an incredible booty

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIG4QIlucpM


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    Randy Carlyle is a great minor league coach.

    Burke and Noonis are unparalleled at obtaining high draft picks.

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    James of GoodGirls is the most awesome booker on the planet, it is impossible to be as good as he is unless you clone him, that's how good he is, James if you are reading this I just want you to know that you are simply the best booker there ever was and will ever be, no way will there ever be another booker like you.

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    "The best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be"

    Bret "The Hitman" Hart

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe.t View Post
    James of GoodGirls is the most awesome booker on the planet, it is impossible to be as good as he is unless you clone him, that's how good he is, James if you are reading this I just want you to know that you are simply the best booker there ever was and will ever be, no way will there ever be another booker like you.
    Joe.t,

    Congratulations that was a classic ass licking post, will share a beer with you soon.

    JJ

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    While we're at it ... Jessy of MSC is at the very top in my book even though i never dealt with James
    Et je l'écoute (Joël Bouchard) toujours jusqu'à la fin de son laïus parce que je suis convaincu qu'un jour, il va terminer en nous offrant des voitures usagées à des prix INCROYABLES!

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    A shout out to Iggy and Smuler. Iggy is the best agency party organizer and Smuler is the cool dude with all the hook-ups.

    I may as well pay homage to Miguel Cabrera and and Victor Martinez. The best 1-2 punch in MLB. Vote for them for the All-Star classic.

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    Nobody comes close to James Jones in hiring top-notch talent for his bedroom adventures. He has great taste in women & he isn't afraid to spend in order to get his biggest bang-for-the-buck. A fellow beer-drinker, he can be very funny & always has interesting stories to tell. He may never fall in love with the women he hires to make love to him & tell him what a great lover he is, but those women all seem to like him very much & have always come back when requested to do so.

    And finally, he's a big fan of stripclubs, especially Cleo's. You've gotta respect that, and i do.

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    Igna69xxx is the second-most knowledgable hockey expert on this board.

    He also knows his baseball, but hockey is where he thrives. Rarely are his hockey predictions wrong. He's also a very good party organizer & one of these days if he ever retires from his current job he could very well make it as a wedding planner. I kid you not!

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    Alex K is the horniest mother$&# i've ever met, and one of the kindest & most generous persons i've ever had the pleasure to spend time with. I don't believe there has been a single hobbyist on any board who's been with as many women as Alex K has. There was once a time when he'd participate on the boards & he'd post reviews. However, he would see so many women at the time that it would be nearly impossible for him to remember some of the details & often he'd forget their names and if had ever been with them. I'd help him out with the recollections & encouraged him to keep notes. However, months later, he'd seen so many women since that he'd forget that he had recently met a new atf whom he had seen maybe 3-4 times in the same week...just a few months earlier. This is why i'd sometimes also help him out when he'd want to write a review. However, his best & most explicit reviews would be the ones he'd send to his buddies via b/c. Lustful masterpieces!

    No one comes close to Alex K in the skills & experience required to fully satisfy a woman. Alex K's motto has always been that the women he hires are there to pleasure him like he wants to be pleasured, but a huge part of his own pleasure includes his ability to pleasure them. Personally, i never got why it was so important to him that the women were also as satisfied as he was (since he's the one paying them & not the other way around), but the women kept coming back for more lust.

    Alex K should write a book on the art of pleasure women. The inventor of the infamous "K-Grip", he has made love to thousands of women all over the world. Would he chose to be a board participant over the years, he'd easily be known as a hobbying legend & his life could very well be a best-selling book. In the XXX section of a bookstore, that is.

    People all seem to like Alex K the minute they've met him, and always enjoy him re-telling some of his favorite XXX stories that he enjoys sharing with people. Whether it's in a public restaurant or coffee shop, nothing ceases to amaze people whenever Alex K gets in full storytelling mode. Nothing beats the time a local hotel maid came up to him one day & offered him her grown daughter. She showed him pictures of her & i couldn't believe the will-power he showed in turning her request down. He told me the girl looked hot! The middle-aged maid had told him that she had seen many women come in & out of his room over a few days in Mtl & suggested that he may enjoy her grown daughter's company. Who knows, she likely also heard the moans n' groans coming from his bedroom repeatedly & figured he may be able to teach her daughter a thing or two in the ways of pleasing a man....and how to be pleased by a real man.

    We've travelled to Mtl for years, and we always make the most out of our trips, surrounding ourselves with great friends & especially beautiful willing young women. One day i may sit down & write our memoirs. It wouldn't surprise me that our adventures are one day turned into a very popular movie. I can just see it now: "Alex & Doc's Wild XXX Escapades in Sin City of the West".

    p.s JJ, you need to clear some space in your inbox.

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    Doc Holliday without fail is the #1 most knowledgable hockey expert on this board, bar none! Nobody (not ned) comes close to him!

    Doc also knows a hot lady when he see's one. He has never once steered me wrong about a SP and the times I have seen someone he suggests for me, I have always had a great time, and on more than one occasion if MERB comes up in the convo with a SP, I have been asked with excitement "do you know Doc Holliday!?!" and "he is a great guy!" ..... I agree

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    Rumpleforeskin is one of the most knowledgable baseball fans i've ever met. Sure, he cheers for the Boston Red Sox, but i've noticed that many knowledgable baseball fans cheer for teams such as the Red Sox, Dodgers & Yankees. And of course, the Blue Jays.

    The man also known as 'Rumples' is also quite witty & very smart. However, his wit & intelligence have sometimes been his worst ennemies & he'd probably attest to this himself.

    He's also quite fit for a man his age. I only wish that i could be half as fit as he is when i get to be his age. He's proof that many people are born with better genes than others when it comes to personal health & fitness.

    He can be aggravating to some who do not agree with his views (and cheer for opposing sports teams), but i do miss his participation in the political & sports threads.

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