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Thinking about opening a massage parlour

snoodle

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Hi Everyone !

I'm thinking about opening a massage parlour.

What do i need to know before taking the leap ?
 

snoodle

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Im not joking..

Im pretty sure Hand jobs are legal.
I can offer FS to customers i know
 

snoodle

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well even if the law passes im pretty sure it will not be enforced in Montreal.

Our mayor is pro business and montreal needs all the business it can get right now. So im pretty sure they will leave the MP and agencies alone.
The sex trade bring a lot of money and tourism to montreal. The police and the politicians know this they are not stupid. So they won't mess with a good thing.
As long as everything is on the up and up.

So im pretty sure as long as i stay low key and dont hire any minors the cops will leave me alone.
 

BookerL

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Im not joking..

Im pretty sure Hand jobs are legal.
I can offer FS to customers i know

Really massage parlour ?You are tempting the Devil himself ?
What do you think is markup in sex trade ?You have any idea?
Paying a heavy lease before having made a dime ?
In a business that can be shut down anytime !!!
Risky,Risky
Good Luck
BookerL
 

snoodle

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i have no idea of the markup. thats one reason i started the thread.

But the economic issue is not a problem. The space i have costs me nothing.
 

CaraSilverMontreal

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I feel like this is an area in which people think they can make easy money. Not the case.

Having opened my own business I can tell you honestly that opening a business is pure hell for a very long time.

Just because sex sells at a high rate doesn't mean you don't face the same pitfalls as other businesses. Yes, the returns seem wonderful and immediate but rest assured that they are not easily attained. But... ya never know :) Good luck!
 

Roadtripr

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Do you have any idea what your initial build out cost is going to be to construct a space for a decent mp? We're talking about separate rooms with showers. Too many rooms and wasted cost & space. Too few and you're no making enough.

Hope u got deep pockets. $$$
It will take a while just to get that back.

Good luck
 

snoodle

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oh shit i wasn't thinking about the showers. Thats gonna be expensive.

Maybe Brandis idea about an outcall agency is better... :confused:
 

BookerL

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oh shit i wasn't thinking about the showers. Thats gonna be expensive.

Maybe Brandis idea about an outcall agency is better... :confused:
Well what would be your media for publicity ?
Website ,plus SEO Marketing to obtain search engine ranking ,off site marketing all becomes costly !!
Recruiting is also a big task and costly when you are not well known !!!
Experience in Managing is also necessary
Many obstacles to overcome
Good Luck
BookerL
 

UNIVAC

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I am wondering if you have any experience at all in massage parlors or maybe you just think it is an easy way to make money?
 

snoodle

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I have no experience. I just think its an easy way to make money.

Right now the economy in Quebec is in the Toilet !!!! People are losing jobs left and right and business are going belly up all over the place.

Right now owning any business in Quebec is a challenge !!! And theres no sign of things turning around any time soon.

I figure something related to sex is good because no matter how bad things get. People are always gonna want to bang !!!

Plus its all cash !!! R u guys kidding me ! Its definitely one of the best businesses to get into now !

As for advertising. The only advertising i would do would be on merb.
 

BookerL

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I have no experience. I just think its an easy way to make money.
As for advertising. The only advertising i would do would be on merb.
Hi
Easy money !You are Joking I hope :lol:Lots of competition ,unreliable drivers ,pilfering on great reviewed girls booking cancellations last minute !Many occur in a life of a booker !!!
Merb great advertising place as long as your girls gets good reviews and often reviewed with a courteous and polite BookerL???:help::help::help:
Good luck
Cheers BookerL
 

Sol Tee Nutz

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Look behind you.
Right now the economy in Quebec is in the Toilet !!!! People are losing jobs left and right and business are going belly up all over the place.

This is a reason not to open a business.
I had a business in the early 90's, was not prepared for it, lease costs ( $5,000 per/month plus mall extras for excess snow removal etc.), employees stealing ( constant ), accounting costs ( minimal $1,600 a year ), fucked up customers ( enough of them, plus my low tolerance to fucktards was not a good match. ). Ended up selling after 4 years of very long days ( 16 hr ).
Best of luck in what you do but check things out properly.
The medical pot business is taking a up swing recently, many applications coming in and long process but if you get accepted huge payouts.

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snoodle

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Try and get on the medical marijuana gravy train

I was thinking of that also actually.

But maybe i need to offer a different product to set myself apart from the competition. It can be a place where people can come smoke their pot, have a drink, chill out, socialize, and go in the back for a massage...this plan is starting to sound good :)
 

Sol Tee Nutz

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Look behind you.
It can be a place where people can come smoke their pot, have a drink, chill out, socialize, and go in the back for a massage...this plan is starting to sound good :)

I would love to find a small café like that, have not been to Amsterdam in decades but it was a good time.
 
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