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    How do you tell an SP that her vagina smells bad?

    I recently had that experience with an SP. I was going down on her and this really bad smell hit me. Really turned me off. I wasn't sure how to mention this to her without insulting her. This isn't the first time I had her. The first time it was fine but this time ugh terrible.

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    Hey babe, you need little work down here

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    in my many years of hobyist, this has hapen to me twice where her y had a bad smell. normaly wen it hapens as i am aproaching for daty, instead of daty i will change to fingers masage/rub clit and fingers insert instead of daty. wen my hand goes near her head or face after like wen i masage her ear or move her hair from her ear, i think she gets message.

    it has hapen to me once or twice that there was wat i woud say is tangy taste and then with dfk, i think she gets mesage also.

    i think i am somwat lucky that i have bad sense of taste.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jons245 View Post
    I recently had that experience with an SP. I was going down on her and this really bad smell hit me. Really turned me off. I wasn't sure how to mention this to her without insulting her. This isn't the first time I had her. The first time it was fine but this time ugh terrible.
    Its has happen to me within the last year ,I did not say anything, invited her in the jacuzzi to play, after she came out ,she smelled fresh as a rose and tasted great


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    If you think its a situation that can be remedied with a bath/shower then suggest that you shower/bathe together. This suggestion works both ways (for the SP with smelly guy, for guy with smelly SP). For me personally, this only happened very few times (twice maybe) and I simply said that there was a smell and it was distracting.

    I don't want to sound mean, but I would only be diplomatic/tactful about it if it was my ATF and I knew this was an aberration. Otherwise I would just respectfully indicate that there is a smell and that it is preventing you from enjoying your time.

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    "I really love hamburgers. Once, i hadn't had a hamburger in over a month. I then met a nice girl who offered me her burger. Since i had been craving a nice, juicy hamburger for over a month, i couldn't refuse her offer. But just as i was about to take a bite out of the burger, i noticed a foul smell coming from it. The meat was tainted. So i didn't eat her burger & decided to go have one elsewhere."

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    You know I have had a girl or two that could have been fresher. Sometimes it is the younger girls. How about this? When the girl comes in into the shower she goes. You both pre-shower together. Takes 5 minutes.

    Unless you are with Gabrielle Garnier....she was so clean it was like she was prepped for surgery.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hungry101 View Post
    You know I have had a girl or two that could have been fresher. Sometimes it is the younger girls. How about this? When the girl comes in into the shower she goes. You both pre-shower together. Takes 5 minutes.

    Unless you are with Gabrielle Garnier....she was so clean it was like she was prepped for surgery.
    I know what you mean & it's happened to me also. From my experience, the foul smell usually happens when it involves assembly-line sps. I've rarely experienced this smell with a classy indy who is more concerned with her hygiene & is more selective about her clientele.

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    Yell, AAAgghhhhh and the hold your neck like you were choking yourself and fall down.

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    Lol, jacep's strategy is devious!! I like! Hilarious, and I'm sure she'll get the point. But sadly, it doesn't solve the problem on the spot, though. It's more a reminder for next time. If the girl gets up right then and does one of those Montreal standards of "scrub my pussy with a hand towel and soap," it sorta kills the mood. But maybe that's just me.

    For real-time problem solving, I like Booker's solution. That involves getting a room with a tub, though, and only the W has such rooms, of the hotel properties I frequent. Oh, and the Intercontinental.

    Ingenious and creative. MERB-ites I give you credit, I can always learn something new on here...

    Like hungry's strategy, I always like to suggest to girls when they come into the room that a shower is available along with fresh towels. I make available all the necessary tools, including mouthwash on the counter. The hint is rarely ever taken though. Sometimes, that turns out fine, actually most times it turns out fine. This is one of the reasons I've always appreciated LA and K-girls. It's a practiced routine. After a little kissing and fondling, I know we're going to take a shower together. Both of us do a swish and gargle of mouthwash before going in. And then she cleans me thoroughly everywhere, and I see her clean herself everywhere. It's transparent, we both know we're super clean, to each other's liking. Table's set. No concerns, and off to the races. I'm always surprised that SPs perform some of the services they perform without this upfront gate-check. Same thing happens typically in Spain - this step of bathing together, both before and after. When this doesn't happen, which was something I forgot about a few times this last trip there, bad results with odor.

    To the degree, some gents believe showering together is part of GFE, that's an added bonus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc Holliday View Post
    I know what you mean & it's happened to me also. From my experience, the foul smell usually happens when it involves assembly-line sps. I've rarely experienced this smell with a classy indy who is more concerned with her hygiene & is more selective about her clientele.
    Yep! This is what I am starting to see. It is up to the consumer. we have choices. I want a girl that is dressed up and fresh. I also like hot young girls. So it is a bit of a balance. Even a well dressed SP at the beginning of the night after a few appointments of dressing and undressing looks a little like that car salesmen that can afford two suits and works a 6-day a week schedule.

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    Say it with flowers... get it? Flowers? Because they smell good and her snatch doesn't lol!

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    Don't ......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Koenig View Post
    Say it with flowers... get it? Flowers? Because they smell good and her snatch doesn't lol!
    Tell her to lay on her back and spread her legs and use her vag as a vase.

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    One of the first porn movies i ever saw was made in the late 70's and it was a satire to the great movie "From Here to Eternity". It was about a bunch of US soldiers who'd hang out at a local brothel in Hawaii during the early years of WWII.

    In one of the scenes, one of the female pornstars is seen smoking a cigarette with her vagina. I've never seen anything like it since! I'll never be able to forget that scene!

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