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Pussy farts............. Does it ruin the mood?

Sol Tee Nutz

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Weather sucks outside and whole house is clean, had a couple of bowls of cereal and my mind starts to wander then this question pops in my head.

No issue and continue? Switch positions? :confused:

I am gonna have another bowl of cereal and play Call of Duty now.
 

Leonar

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I love pussy farts. Doggy style pussy farts are the best. When you pump her from behind and she farts it creates a cushion of air that tickles my cock and gives an amazing cool air sensation. Instant cum for me. Hard to find a girl who does that. Know anyone?
 

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OMG, doggy pussy farts (I hate calling them that) are hilarious and they always make me laugh out loud. Which can be a bit of a mood killer for me, but it's all good fun!
 

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OMG, doggy pussy farts (I hate calling them that) are hilarious and they always make me laugh out loud. Which can be a bit of a mood killer for me, but it's all good fun!

Uh, well, if you do a "pussy fart" and then laugh out loud, for me it would be the tensing around my cock that would be the major sensation ;) not the "pussy Fart" that would excite me the most. I had a partner who could tighten the muscles around her vagina so damned tight she would almost squeeze the cum from me on command and after I came she would squeeze just to tease, loved it. Not many women will use that control to let a man know that she feels him but those that do, laugh, sneeze or cough, I love it all,
 

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Pussy fart - acceptable

Ass fart - unacceptable

That about covers it for me.
 

Doc Holliday

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Not exactly 'pussy farts', but i'd just love to share my love of having a woman fart in my face during 69. There's nothing like it! Oh, what a feeling! :D
 

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Not exactly 'pussy farts', but i'd just love to share my love of having a woman fart in my face during 69. There's nothing like it! Oh, what a feeling! :D

:lol: The diversity of perversions on MERB never fails to amuse... You're a sick man, Doc... Nasty.

Really? That would kill the mood in 69... (Not 'pussy farts', which are cute, but a real ass fart.) I might just have to ask the girl to leave... immediately. Akin to the guy farting while receiving BJ - awful!
 

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Damn! just when i thought i new a guy, you must secretly be a habs fan :lol:
Not exactly 'pussy farts', but i'd just love to share my love of having a woman fart in my face during 69. There's nothing like it! Oh, what a feeling! :D
 

chowzilla

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It's called queefing

Its funny but kills the mood a little. It's not like I'll stop sooo not so much
 

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Sadly I had the same experience as Doc (regular fart during 69). It happened just as I came too, which was a weird experience to say the least.
 

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Creating pussy farts is as simple as blowing up a balloon.
Just blow some air into her pussy and clamp it shut with your fingers.
Release the air slowly and she`ll make great trumpet sounds with her vibrating labia.
Careful that you don`t release your grip on her pussy too quick cause she may rocket off the bed.

Dumbest thread in Merb history

Solty if you are still bored....start a thread on being water-boarded during 69....is it distracting ?
 

Doc Holliday

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Sadly I had the same experience as Doc (regular fart during 69). It happened just as I came too, which was a weird experience to say the least.

I agree that it is quite a unique experience. But what makes it more enjoyable, for me anyways, is when a girl's farts smell just like my own.

But seriously, there's nothing like a good fart during 69. I honestly don't know how many times i've told a girl "fart in my face, baby!" :D
 

Sol Tee Nutz

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Sol Tee Nutz

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Dumbest thread in Merb history

Solty if you are still bored....start a thread on being water-boarded during 69....is it distracting ?

Ok, replace bored with stoned. You should see the questions I rejected, still laughing now.
 

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"Release the air slowly and she`ll make great trumpet sounds with her vibrating labia.
Careful that you don`t release your grip on her pussy too quick cause she may rocket off the bed."

This thread is the funniest thing I have read in forever!!

Thanks.:lol:
 

Doc Holliday

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One thing that has always, always turned me off though....i mean, REALLY turned me off.....a smelly pussy fart! :mad:
 

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Gentlemen?

Creating pussy farts is as simple as blowing up a balloon.

Really? Can you make music with them? You haven't lived until you've heard "Ave Maria" to pussy farts.

Dumbest thread in Merb history

You were around for the Gen Gonad days I'm sure.

BTW - if you do 69 right it can feel like being water-boarded. :D :thumb:

...i'd just love to share my love of having a woman fart in my face during 69. There's nothing like it! Oh, what a feeling! :D

Compliments the golfing for Leafs fans.

Cheers,

Merlot
 
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