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    How to blow a bigger load

    I jack off every day. Sometimes more than once a day.
    As a result, the volume of jizz coming out is pretty low, cause there isn't enough time for much to build up.

    Is there any type of food or vitamins that can help increase the volume of my load ?
    I didn't find anything on google

    Its much more fun when you blow a bigger load, also i imagine it impresses the girl more

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    Check out the "Limited ejaculate due to older age and vasectomy" thread in the Health Info site. There are some suggestions there.

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    Today has been full of humor... First, Doc's fetish of being farted in his face, and then this shiner:

    Quote Originally Posted by snoodle View Post
    Its much more fun when you blow a bigger load, ***also i imagine it impresses the girl more***
    I doubt it impresses the girls. Does it?!?!? They just have to act more, because who the hell really wants a gigantic load of cum all over them?!?

    I don't cum every time, but when I do, I cum a lot. And if I cum on her back, butt, stomach, boobs, etc.... it's so much, I apologize profusely afterwards. And I'm the one running to the bathroom to grab tissues and a hot towel to clean it off. Weird, right? I don't know what that says about me... But anyways, the reaction I get is always, "Whoah, that's a lot." More in a neutral, somewhat surprised tone, more like, "Have you been a virgin for a few months now?" question lingering in the back of their mind... NOT an impressed tone.

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    All I know is that if you eat a lot of pineapples, cum tastes sweeter! Girls have told me

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    Quote Originally Posted by snoodle View Post
    Its much more fun when you blow a bigger load, also i imagine it impresses the girl more
    LOL! Um, no. I love to watch guys ejaculate, it's fun, but I've never considered the quantity of ejaculate...

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    hi
    you must drink lots of water and take zinc and eating celery

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    Quote Originally Posted by snoodle View Post

    Its much more fun when you blow a bigger load, also i imagine it impresses the girl more

    Omg, thanks for that one, lolll.
    No, don't impress me much, it always fun to see you guys ejaculating, but the quantity, bof.. Especialy if it's in my face or my mouth.

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    the only thing that impress girls (in my case) about cumming is the force with which it comes out. but seriously, stop jerking!

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    What has worked for me in the past is masturbating every hour at least 5 times prior to an 'encounter', but only for 5-10 minutes at a time & without ejaculating.

    For example, if you have a 7pm encounter, start jacking off after lunch. Every hour, repeat the process. Then eat a light dinner, and repeat the process one more time at least an hour before she's supposed to show up, and then take your shower to get ready. Again, very important: DO NOT EJACULATE!!!!!

    Failure to follow these simple rules will put your personal enjoyment during your encounter at a great risk. And vice-versa.

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    The trick is this:

    Kombucha tea, anchovies, sina ginger candy - in that order.

    Kombucha (CUMbucha) kicks your body into fertility mode, anchovies make your spermatazoe more willing to group into large armies and 'erupt', and ginger keeps them young and active by keeping their brain young.

    Old wise man recipe supported by empirical evidence presented in a recent meta-study in the Quarterly Journal of Sexuality. Will try to find the link.

    OJ

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    Gentlemen,

    Quote Originally Posted by snoodle View Post
    Is there any type of food or vitamins that can help increase the volume of my load ?
    Healthy habits + healthy food + regular workout + proper rest + abstinence + her sexy attitude + shaved Y.........X (times) the ratio of the hotness and/or size of her boobs. It's a formula that can't miss. If you can't do all of that then go with BOOBIES. That's 90% anyway.

    Seriously, everything helps. Jacking off every day, well, a man can only reload so fast depending on age and fitness. I always avoid 5 to 10 days before any action. NO, it sure isn't easy.

    As for "Kombucha", I took a look online and can't tell what is advertising and what is unbiased info. But it sounds promising.

    Good luck,

    Merlot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Merlot View Post
    As for "Kombucha", I took a look online and can't tell what is advertising and what is unbiased info. But it sounds promising.
    My SO says it tripled his load after one month of daily drinking, but I wasn't there to observe load zero and be able to compare.

    The "mothers" are often up for grabs for free on Craigslist. Here's one for 15 buckaroos: http://montreal.en.craigslist.ca/hab/4993073759.html.

    Then again, I could also be pulling your leg. I think the gals may be onto something when they suggest they really don't care, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snoodle View Post

    Is there any type of food or vitamins that can help increase the volume of my load ?
    swallow the cum! No?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Merlot View Post
    abstinence + I always avoid 5 to 10 days before any action
    WTF r u nutz lol..i can't go 5 days without blowing a load i'll go nuts... thats not an option lol

    maybe ill try the kombucha lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sasha libertarian View Post
    swallow the cum! No?

    interesting lol..maybe i'll try eating a lot of pineapple first lolz

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