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    Stupid questions Clients should not ask Sp / Sp should not ask Clients?

    While waiting for the TV show The Strain to start, I thought I'd ask others what are some stupid/silly/bad questions clients and Sp should generally not ask each other? Obviously really personal stuff is the main no no, but I'd wager there are others.

    Not to ask your Sp
    -What Sp do you think I would have a better time with?
    -Are you really attracted to me?
    -If you could be any animal, which one would you be?
    -Do you think the stars are a sign are love will twinkle and burn so that generations later they will write sonnets of our escapades?
    -I hope you don't mind if I invite a few extra friends over this time?
    -

    And more?

    Not to ask your client
    -Why don't you feel bad cheating on your wife?
    -Why don't you ever try to swept me off my feet?
    -Do you even lift?
    -If roses were red and Violet's were blue, do you know realistically I still wouldn't date you?
    -I'm having a hard time reading the license plate on your car, can you help me?
    - Could shut up for a second so I can take these call?


    And more?

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    And ill add more
    Sp To a client
    Did you know it's only one service? ( after you come )
    Do you have a cigarette? ( when she says , she don't smoke)
    Can we make it quicker I have another appointment.....
    Do you mind , the shower as only cold water!!
    Client to Sp
    Can we do anal , have a small dick ...
    What's the price / were do you receive ... ( read the website..)
    I can't afford you , can you make me a discount
    If I'm late can I still have my full hour!!
    GOHABSGO

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    Neither SP or client should ask this
    If a humming bird is flying into a 25 Kph wind and it takes 2.5 minutes to fly 1000 meters how many times does it's wings flap.
    Mood killer.
    I never dreamed that one day I would be a grumpy old man, but here I am killing it.

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    Client to SP = Can I have this session on credit, I'll pay you double next week.
    SP to client= If you like you can advance me for 5 sessions and I will give you the 6th one free (never lend, never borrow )
    " You actually get to choose your friends, family.........well..."

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    Both : Is xx your real name ? Of course

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    Or worse: ''What's your real name?''...hum,if I wanted you to know I would use it as my hobby name...
    And strangely enough I get that question as the first question in the meeting...sigh

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    Client to SP = Can I have this session on credit, I'll pay you double next week
    Je ne fais pas le hobby souvent mais cela m'est arrivé....oublié porte-monnaie dans l'auto.......la jeune dame m'a dit bah tu me paieras la prochaine fois.......Je suis revenu 5 min après et laissser un petit "tip" comme intérêts...lollllll

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    Client to SP:

    Do you mind taking nickels and dimes for our dinner date? I need to get rid of all this change and I ran out of envelopes.

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    Personnalt I do ak many questions... it does help me understand the person I am sharing an intimate moment with...

    But what was said in the room, stays in the room...

    In fact one person told me once... They are no stupid questions, but there are stupid answers...

    But obviously, in mind I know that when I am contacting an agency, then I am not contacting a dating service either...

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    Back when I first met my ATF I asked her all the questions a client should never ask a SP:

    - Since when do you do this?
    - How many clients do you see in a day?
    - Are you single?
    - Are you bisexual?

    I was nervous, basically I was in love with her ( still am ). But she never judged me, she answered my questions with a smile. And that's why she is my ATF. Even if I asked these stupid questions we saw each other multiple times after this and always had a great time together.

    I learned from it. I was young, "green" and stupid back then. ( that was only 5 months ago ).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Numerati View Post
    Client to SP:

    Do you mind taking nickels and dimes for our dinner date? I need to get rid of all this change and I ran out of envelopes.
    Hahaha! ; )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Numerati View Post

    Do you mind taking nickels and dimes for our dinner date? .
    Hummmmm,worst ,a two girls call for two guys ,they don't ask they show two big jars of nickels and loonies to the girls ,I am patiently waiting for the confirmation.
    Finally had a call from the girls ,had to go count the nickels .



    Cheers




    Booker

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    Quote Originally Posted by BookerL View Post
    Hummmmm,worst ,a two girls call for two guys ,they don't ask they show two big jars of nickels and loonies to the girls ,I am patiently waiting for the confirmation.
    Finally had a call from the girls ,had to go count the nickels .
    These two guys are my new CNN heroes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GentlemanJon View Post
    These two guys are my new CNN heroes.
    Well after its done you laugh about it ,because it is so stupid .
    One of the girls on that call is still in the biz as a Indie .

    Cheers



    Booker

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    There are in my opinion among the most annoying questions a stripper/SP can ask a client.

    1)Do you have a girlfriend? Why do you not have one?

    This is the number one question I hate it makes me very very angry. I mean who cares if I got one or not.

    2)This is for strippers-> Why are you not drinking alcohol?

    Another really piss off question. What difference does it make what I am drinking. I am always supposed to get drunk and mess up my liver. Smh.
    There is no knowledge that is not power.

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