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    Squeaky beds: Annoying or not? Do they affect your performance or not?

    As a horny teenager & young adult growing up, i'd get horny & excited whenever i'd hear a couple making love on a squeaky bed. Sometimes i'd be the one making love on one and it would really turn me on. But over the years, squeaky beds annoy the hell out of me! Is it because i don't want people walking down the hallway know what i'm doing? I don't know! But i realized over the summer that whenever i'm in the act of making love and start to notice the bed i'm on squeaking (either when i'm on top or my partner is), it gets me thinking too much and i wind up losing my focus.

    Am i the only person on the board who finds squeaky beds annoying? Does it affect your performance like it affects mine? Should we have a section dedicated to naming the hotels with the most squeaky beds? Your input is welcome.

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    Squeaky beds can be annoying... but once in a while, why not an old squeaky bed to remind us our good old times !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by grenouilleforever View Post
    Squeaky beds can be annoying... but once in a while, why not an old squeaky bed to remind us our good old times !!!
    Good point! Good ol' reverse psychology! Now why didn't i think of that? Thanks!

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    Depends of the degree of noise, but in general, yes, a squeaky noisy bed affects my concentration and may affects my performence as well...

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    I find it affects my concentration as well.
    I feel like pausing to fix the it when the noise is from the head hitting the wall,would that kill the mood?
    When it cannot be fixed it is very annoying yes.

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    Yet another amusing thread from the Doc... Seriously, did Booker hijack your handle???

    I heard a certain indy creaked her bed so much, it broke right under her! Vigorous...

    Creaking is annoying... And something I find more common in firmer beds (tying to your other thread), which is why I prefer slightly soft ones. If I'm going to finish in 2 minutes, then who cares. But, it gets really awkward, when you're going at it for any time longer than 5-10 minutes... You can start creaking to the beat of your background music. Which is frankly hilarious sometimes... I've burst out in laughter together with the lady on multiple occasions on this...

    #signsofabadhotel

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    Usually, in good hotels, I did not see noisy beds often.
    But in incall appartment/condo, it does happen quite often.

    Are there any IKEA beds that are NOT squeaking?

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    totally hate it but I'm sure there are some people out there with difficulty having orgasms without hearing the squeaking sounds

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    Squeaky beds don't bother me, my philosophy is the more noise the better, from the bed, me, girl, or a porn in the background, i love noise....


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    Quote Originally Posted by UncleBob View Post
    Usually, in good hotels, I did not see noisy beds often.
    But in incall appartment/condo, it does happen quite often.
    Quite true. Noisy headboards also can be annoying. Boom, boom, boom!! If i wind up with a bed with a noisy headboard, i now put a pillow between the headboard and the wall. But the problem is that i only discover the problem when i'm in the heat of the action. Grrrrr......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thor Jr View Post
    Squeaky beds don't bother me, my philosophy is the more noise the better, from the bed, me, girl, or a porn in the background, i love noise....


    Thor Jr
    Does it include the couple next door that are having fun too ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by grenouilleforever View Post
    Does it include the couple next door that are having fun too ?
    Like i said, porn in the background....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc Holliday View Post
    Quite true. Noisy headboards also can be annoying. Boom, boom, boom!! If i wind up with a bed with a noisy headboard, i now put a pillow between the headboard and the wall. But the problem is that i only discover the problem when i'm in the heat of the action. Grrrrr......
    You just have to screw crosswise on the bed. No prob!

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    You Know it can be even exiting to hear but girl sometime forgot you are fucking and just think about the noise.

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    It's less annoying than squeaky shoes and makes for better memories.
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