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    Ouch........%@&%@$@$%&#$!...CK

    Well, i dont think ill be seeing any ladies soon, its taking a long time to type this, one finger typing... I was slicing pepperoni with a slicing machine and sliced the tip off my finger, slicer miss took my finger for pepperoni, lol. Never knew how much blood was in a finger, but after some internet searching found out there's a lot of nerve endings and an artery up in there. Happened so fast, those suckers are sharp man. Razor sharp. After sorting through the pepperoni i found the piece of my finger and put it back on, needless to say i lost some blood. Dish towel was drenched and the pepperoni was now marinated.. Well the piece of skin did not take and fell off, down the drain it went, i hope the skin grows back, now to say the tip is gone, well, its 1 centimeter long by 1/2 centimeter wide and about 2 millimeters deep, it did catch part of the top of the nail, talk about a manicure.

    Well, the worst part was that its my favorite finger, so to speak. Take goodness i have painkillers laying around. Now ill just wait and see if gang green (did i spell that right.) introduces itself. So, like i said i will take a week or 2 off from seeing all my favorites( one in particular). Unless one volunteers to be my nurse. It has not really stopped bleeding, its ok when i don't hit it and its above my head but man when i hit it, wow, what a rush, pain is some kind of high. When it first happened, i made the mistake of running cold water on it, man that felt like it was burning, like i said, lots of nerve endings. So, guys if this happens to you, no cold water..

    Ok, my oxy codone is kicking in, getting zy. Going to pop open a bottle of red and watch a movie. Have a good day everyone.

    Thor Jr

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    Have good recovery! Get well soon!

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    I feel your Pain Thor!

    I've sliced off part of my thumb TWICE! Not with a slicer but with a Big Xacto knife, you would think I would have learned to pay attention that my thumb isn't outside the ruler when I was cutting the first time.
    It sliced clean through the nail and I didn't even feel the pain until a few seconds later pretty freaky seeing all those layers of skin and yes it bleeds like an MF'er and burns when you run cold water over it but you have too.

    You should change the dressing daily, and The biggest suggestion I have for you is get gauze that does not adhere to the wound, because if you thought the initial pain was excruciating, it does not compare to what you're going to feel when you try and remove gauze that's stuck to the wound. If it's stuck, run it under water...

    Hope you have a speedy recovery and everything should grow back, luckily I didn't get any scars even though the cut was on the same thumb (mine was bit bigger than you described yours so you should be fine)

    If you get any burns let me know, with the amount I've had I'm pretty much an expert at this point lol! Have had quite a few of those while in the throws of passion while cooking :P

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    Obviously you don't like to slice your pepperoni thin.....lol
    " You actually get to choose your friends, family.........well..."

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    I hope you went to the hospital and did not just rely on the pain killers. It hurts just reading your story.

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    Almost puked reading this bro ..you really have a way with words, anybody ever tell you that? Lol
    Speedy recovery my man.
    "Scars remind us where we've been. They don't have to dictate where we're going"

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    Yea, i was very blunt with my explanation at work and a couple of the ladies did get a little woozy, and one guy ran to the bathroom, wimp. I pulled the bandage off when one lady said i was over selling it and well she didn't say another word when she saw the tip hanging off the bandage, lol. I love to make people squirm. I do admit i can go to far sometimes, but hey, if your going to tell a story, rather it be the whole story then not enough information, i want you to be there with me with explicit and graphic information. I have been thinking of writing a book of my life with all its injuries and pain suffered thru the years, and there are at least a few chapters i can remember and some that will come back as i write, i once had a finger hanging off from the knuckle joint, now that was impressive, i had to actually hold up the finger to get to the hospital, cause all tendons and muscles were cut, well that's another story. Peace out and stay away from sharp objects.

    And thank you for all your support and sympathy, i appreciate it, i was hoping for some volunteers to come and bath me, but you cant get everything. I wonder of the reaction i would get if i set up a rendezvous with an SP and when she arrived i asked instead of sex, if she would do the dishes, clean the house and bath me, if this would be appropriate, i wouldn't of minded paying the same rate for this, a little bonus if done in the nude. I am sure there is a service for this.


    Thor Jr

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