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Thread: Kind of joke to NOT make when you want a lady

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    Exclamation Kind of joke to NOT make when you want a lady

    Bonjour, je post ceci car depuis quelques temps les certaines personnes sont soient ignorantes, soient stupides lorsque vient le temps de rencontrer des demoiselles...

    Question: Fait elle l'anal?
    Reponse: Non dsl
    Question: Je ne peux pas la forcer?


    Question: fait elle DT
    Reponse: pas plus de tel grandeur
    Question: Meme pas si jy pousse la tete au fond?

    Question: Qui avez vous aujourd'hui
    Reponse: 1 demoiselle de tel taille et une plus enrobé
    Questions: Ah! Faites vous un rabais sur la plus ronde

    Question: Salut quels sont vos tarifs?
    Reponse: pour le 3o min cest tant et pour le 60 min cest tant
    Questioni: Faites vous des rabais si je suis étudiants?



    and so.. and so... certaines sont meme trop immoral pour que je les post

    Ladies if you have any other kind of stupid question to post dont be afraid..

    C'etait une passe de chialage bonne journée a tous

    *******


    Morining, i post this cause since couple of weeks some people are either ignorant either stupud when its time to get with ladies...


    Question: Does she do anal?
    Response: Non sorry
    Question: Not even if i force her?


    Question: Does she do DT
    Reponse: Depend on the size
    Question: What if i hold her head and push it deeper?

    Question: Who do you have today
    Reponse: One skiny lady and on a little more curvy
    Questions: Ah ! Can we make a deal on the thick one?

    Question: Hey, what your donation?
    Reponse: for the 30 min its... and for the 60 min its...
    Questioni: Any discount if i'm a student



    and so.. and so... certaines sont meme trop immoral pour que je les post

    Ladies if you have any other kind of stupid question to post dont be afraid..

    Have a great day everyone

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    I ran this through my Google Translator and I am not sure I got all of it right, but the gist was the guy asked if you performed anal and DT and when told no, he said "not even if it's forced"? I don't know whether this is a joke or a crank. Based on the English translation I got, it sounds more like a crank than stupidity although it could be either.

    An indy once told me that when she got emails with questions like that she deleted them without response.

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    Morining, i post this cause since couple of weeks some people are either ignorant either stupud when its time to get with ladies...


    Question: Does she do anal?
    Response: Non sorry
    Question: Not even if i force her?


    Question: Does she do DP
    Reponse: Depend on the size
    Question: What if i hold her head and push it deeper?

    Question: Who do you have today
    Reponse: One skiny lady and on a little more curvy
    Questions: Ah ! Can we make a deal on the thick one?

    Question: Hey, what your donation?
    Reponse: for the 30 min its... and for the 60 min its...
    Questioni: Any discount if i'm a st



    and so.. and so... certaines sont meme trop immoral pour que je les post

    Ladies if you have any other kind of stupid question to post dont be afraid..

    Have a great day everyone
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    You got the rhythm you got the speed
    Mama's little baby likes it short and sweet

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    Pour une meilleur compréhension Laila, tu devrais remplacer DP par DT.

    Sur le même thème, entendu quelque part :

    Booker : Peux-tu me décrire ce que tu recherches chez une fille ?

    Client : Pas tellement grande, experte de la pipe et surtout avec le dessus de la tête plate !

    Booker : eeuuhh...????

    Client : C'est pour pouvoir y mettre ma bière.

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    Quote Originally Posted by str8flash View Post
    Pour une meilleur compréhension Laila, tu devrais remplacer DP par DT.
    J'avais meme pas vu,... hahaha morte de rire

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alannah Banks View Post
    I have realized many of these guys that make rape "jokes" aren't really joking, and they will push the girls boundaries. I would recommend blacklisting them.
    its already done dear, i did boundage once, and the guy tie my hands behind my bad and band me over the couch, and he slap me feet and ass with a bamboo stick until it turn blue - black... it was hurting like hell.. i didnt want to give him satisfaction by crying but i was sooo pissed, and i found out after that issue with his mother... but still.. at first he was kinda joking for this stuff and he seemed to be a good guy...

    but saddly for others... i will not even retry

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    your reviews are fine johnny
    respecfull, yet detailed that's probably what
    some don't like, i like them.

    one should never push the boundaries,

    i've done greek and light bdsm
    when asked BY the sp's,

    and ladies , blacklist these a-holes

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    Lollllll suis étudiants lollllll
    Donner une deuxième chance a quelqu'un qui ta trahi c'est comme donner une deuxième balle a quelqu'un qui ta manqué!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by panthere View Post
    Lollllll suis étudiants lollllll
    ouais, je fait prendre des cours de soirs, juste pour le rabais lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by cobra1 View Post
    ouais, je fait prendre des cours de soirs, juste pour le rabais lol
    Ahhhh ma aller m'inscrire aussi lolll...non mais sérieux es bonne ...je suis étonné du niveau de leur mental ...ou du moins s'il en possèdent un.....lollll ...Il doit avoir été inscrit pour Nicolet !
    Donner une deuxième chance a quelqu'un qui ta trahi c'est comme donner une deuxième balle a quelqu'un qui ta manqué!!!

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    Another one I've had from younger guys...I should give them a discount because I'm "old"! WTF? If you want a young girl, see a young girl, there's certainly no shortage of them. I'm certainly not going to give a discount on account of my maturity and experience!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigyan View Post

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    https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthread....+not+tolorated



    Cheers



    Booker

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    Pure truth right there, bigyan

    Discount because of your age? Tianna, you should have come back with "for you little boy, it will be extra because of your inexperience to please ME"
    Quote Originally Posted by bigyan View Post

    Never had the chance of meeting you but you seem like a very classy woman and your company must be really enjoyable.

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    Boils down to experience like anything in life ... wisdom. It's part of the job me think. If i were you, I'd simply delete the ones that don't jive with your humor on that particular day ... .

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    Got an other one who was outragous for me... (please i dont want to offend anyone)...

    Question: is there a special tonight?
    Response: no why?
    Question: welll.. black girl should be cheaper so i was wondering if we could deal something...


    WTF!!! in 2016 really ?!?

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