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    Angry Wal-Mart scam.

    I am posting this to warn you guys of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
    This happened to me at the Kirkland Wal-Mart and it could happen to you.
    Here's how the scam works:

    Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk.
    They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
    When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to the other Wal-Mart in Valleyfield. You agree and they get in the back seat.
    On the way, they start having sex with each other.Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

    I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably tonight.

    Don't be a victim!!!!

  2. #2

    LOL - Great one

    exactly what time of day was your wallet stolen?

    and where they really only wearing t-shirts in this weather.

    I have a suspicion that you are a WalMart manager trying to stir up business!

    Or a cop trying to lure merbites to the parking lot of the kirkland walmart...

  3. #3

    stop bullshiting

    funny guy!good story

  4. #4
    Walmart in Kirkland right?

    I have some shopping to do......

    Lone Rider

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    yeah that doesnt seem right... nothing is just that good!

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    Ballz

    What the heck did you just write...???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Ballz
    Darn put a chain attach to your neck them it

    I'm sorry but WTF? All your base are belong to us then?

  8. #8

    For Real ??????

    Quote Originally Posted by Koenig
    I am posting this to warn you guys of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
    This happened to me at the Kirkland Wal-Mart and it could happen to you.
    Here's how the scam works:

    Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk.
    They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
    When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to the other Wal-Mart in Valleyfield. You agree and they get in the back seat.
    On the way, they start having sex with each other.Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

    I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably tonight.

    Don't be a victim!!!!
    You gotta be kidding me, that's one of the best stories i've heard in a while, well if this is the case, A) how hot are they, b) how good was the bj and finally, let's be a little smarter then them since we now know about it, instead of getting escorts, let's just go to walmart instead. Just leave about $100 in your wallet same price as an escort.

  9. #9
    I just bought 10 crappy wallets at LaBaie.


    Now you need to tell me When they hand around there?

  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by zigezon
    I just bought 10 crappy wallets at LaBaie.


    Now you need to tell me When they hand around there?
    hehehehehehheheheheehe, exactly

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    Quote Originally Posted by Koenig
    I'm sorry but WTF? All your base are belong to us then?
    Ballz -

    This is too difficult to describe. Check Wikipedia. This phrase has been used for a million different things. Once you understand its history it will make much more sense to you.

    In brief, there was a japanese video game that had english subtitles that were poorly translated. The phrase swept through among the geekerati.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LauraB
    Throughout all this i never left my drink alone, always licked the door at Motel, and always left myself messages as to where i was.
    Don't lick the door!

    What are you guys even talking about???

    Sadie

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