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Koenig

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I am posting this to warn you guys of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
This happened to me at the Kirkland Wal-Mart and it could happen to you.
Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk.
They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to the other Wal-Mart in Valleyfield. You agree and they get in the back seat.
On the way, they start having sex with each other.Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably tonight.

Don't be a victim!!!!
 

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LOL - Great one

exactly what time of day was your wallet stolen?

and where they really only wearing t-shirts in this weather.

I have a suspicion that you are a WalMart manager trying to stir up business!

Or a cop trying to lure merbites to the parking lot of the kirkland walmart...
 

Lone Rider

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Walmart in Kirkland right?

I have some shopping to do......

Lone Rider
 

MR_CUNNILINGUS

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Koenig said:
I am posting this to warn you guys of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
This happened to me at the Kirkland Wal-Mart and it could happen to you.
Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk.
They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to the other Wal-Mart in Valleyfield. You agree and they get in the back seat.
On the way, they start having sex with each other.Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably tonight.

Don't be a victim!!!!
You gotta be kidding me, that's one of the best stories i've heard in a while, well if this is the case, A) how hot are they, b) how good was the bj and finally, let's be a little smarter then them since we now know about it, instead of getting escorts, let's just go to walmart instead. Just leave about $100 in your wallet same price as an escort. :p
 

zigezon

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I just bought 10 crappy wallets at LaBaie.


Now you need to tell me When they hand around there?
 

Nugie

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Koenig said:
I'm sorry but WTF? All your base are belong to us then?

Ballz -

This is too difficult to describe. Check Wikipedia. This phrase has been used for a million different things. Once you understand its history it will make much more sense to you.

In brief, there was a japanese video game that had english subtitles that were poorly translated. The phrase swept through among the geekerati.
 
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