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Sol Tee Nutz

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WARNING! SCAM ALERT! Be on the lookout for two extremely hot blondes, one 5'6", 115 lbs, natural D's looks like Jessica Alba, the other is about 5'8", 120 lbs also natural D's and looks like Shakira. They are hanging out around the IGA and Wal-Mart parking lots. When you are putting your groceries away they ask you for a ride to McDonald's. They are very convincing and very hot! Once in your car one takes her clothes off and starts climbing all over you and rubbing your dick, while she keeps you busy the other one takes your wallet. I've had mine taken on the 4th, 5th, 7th and twice yesterday and probably two more times tomorrow. Wal-Mart has wallets for $2.99 but I found some at the Dollar Store for .99¢ so I bought all they had. These two harlets not only take your wallet, but you never even make it to McDonald's so I've already lost 10lbs. Keep a lookout for them. ( I find lunch time and around 5:30 are the best times)
 

gaby

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wow very interesting....wich area plz....you can pm me...BUT my problem...just have 2 places in my sport car.....so what would you suggest......lollll
 

EagerBeaver

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Why don't you buy a cheap wallet, fill it with fake money and let them feel you up and take the bogus cash? The ole reverse scamaroo! Just see if one will at least jerk you off. Because a free jerk off is better than paying for one right?
 

TigerWould

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Now all we have to do is find an IGA with a McDonald's near by somewhere in Montreal ...or Laval...
 

cloudsurf

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STN , bro I`m worried about you....way too much time on your hands.
Clever story though.
 

Sol Tee Nutz

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STN , bro I`m worried about you....way too much time on your hands.
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Getting bored, decided to take 9 months off and spend time with the kids, heading into Montreal tonight, hit a few pubs, have some excellent cereal, managed to get a room at the comfort inn ( try outcall for a change ) and try and find a F1 scalper for tomorrow since the weather is nice.
 

jalimon

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Getting bored, decided to take 9 months off and spend time with the kids, heading into Montreal tonight, hit a few pubs, have some excellent cereal, managed to get a room at the comfort inn ( try outcall for a change ) and try and find a F1 scalper for tomorrow since the weather is nice.

I walked from XO incall to berri/uqam subway yesterday night, shit took me 3h I think. Stopped twice for a beer. Saw so many hot girls along the way, from the GP hottie (not my type much but nice to look!) to the gnd quebecoise at francopholie near place des arts (my type!). Good time to be in Montreal :)

Cheers,
 

gaby

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Well Jalimon we were not far from each other....you should have come to Cléo for a beer in good company...lol....ca m'aurait donné l'occasion de te serrer la pince......peut-être une autre fois.....d'autres belles soirées en perspective.
 

cloudsurf

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I was near you guys yesterday afternoon near Berri/UQAM
Partook in an afternoon delight in-call with a delicious and mesmerizing ebony lady visiting from T.O.
 

jalimon

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I was near you guys yesterday afternoon near Berri/UQAM
Partook in an afternoon delight in-call with a delicious and mesmerizing ebony lady visiting from T.O.

Jesus Cloudsurf me and gaby are ebony addict, tell us who!

Cheers,
 

gaby

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He met one of the most amaziing Ebonies here only for the week end.....lucky guy......et elle a fait de la pub cette semaine annoncant sa venue.
 

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