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General Gonad

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Alright, let's have some fun. There are a bunch of Bait & Switch operators out there, some with amazing, attractive babes urging you to call to get laid. Too bad they're fake. But what if they were real? Who would you love to get in on with? Here are a couple of my favorites:

1) Ginger of Calendar Girls:

http://www.calendargirls.ca/ginger.html

2) Dionne of Escorts-Canada:

http://www.escorts-canada.com/cgi-bin/frame2?prov=QC&city=Montreal&option=escorts

I would fuck the shit out of both of them!:p

GG
 

General Gonad

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Lol!

Yes, I am sorry, that wasn't noble English. I would woo both of them!:D
 

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chefplus said:
You wood, would you ???


Yeah baby, I would take out the wood and wood them all night long!:p

Come on guys, any fake ladies tickle your fancy? Don't be shy if you got caught in a B&S operation...
 
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General Gonad

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Kaempferrand said:
Stolen pics of some supermodel Ludmilla Radchenko.
Man now if it was true..... got that awesome Bond Girl look...

OMG...I think I'm going to spank the monkey!:D What a babe! Who says vodka is their number one export?

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Karma said:
What's going on tonight with you ? :confused:

I am horny my love, please excuse my erratic behavior and my inappropriate comments.:eek:
 

General Gonad

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Kaempferrand said:
So all that time I was probably conversing with a 4 foot negro from Alabama who pisses into and drinks from the same straw with four bullet scars on her left buttcheek.

Hahahahaha!:D I can picture some fat mama from Alabama with a Russian accent whispering over the phone: "...you like Russian position?...I will show you how we warm weenies in Siberia!":eek:
 
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General Gonad said:
Yeah baby, I would take out the wood and wood them all night long!:p
.....

In the US there is a military base called Fort Bragg. All they need now at the base is a General Braggart. Would (sic) you consider applying for the post ??? :p
 

General Gonad

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chefplus said:
In the US there is a military base called Fort Bragg. All they need now at the base is a General Braggart. Would (sic) you consider applying for the post ??? :p

LOL! I just finished my 100 push-ups and 400 situps.:rolleyes: Now, if I can just get my head out of my ass!:D

GG
 

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StripperLover said:
Some posters who masquerade as legit and or for intentionally telling half truths, all to be revealed for the bs assholes that they are, in my exposee.

LOL! Ain't that the truth...I agree, fake and insincere clients are even worse than fake SPs!

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General Gonad said:
How can I forget the fake babes from Montreal Business Escorts:

http://www.montrealbusinessescorts.ca/home.htm

That Petra is every man's dream secretary! I can just hear her asking me: "Would you like a blowjob with your coffee?":rolleyes:

Another one that caught my eye a while back was Connie:

http://www.montrealescorts.com/montrealescorts_connie.html

I was so convinced she was the real deal!:(

Holy crap! I was just talking with this "Connie" via email! I was about to make an appointment.... her profile has been up since '06 at least! That's one worn-out ho!

I love MERB! (I should have figured her pics were too good to be true.. *sniff*)
 
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