Sounds like a daty-dato horror story gone wrong, lol
Going "downtown" is not something for the faint of heart.
Yup. I think the idea after the fact is more mortifying than that actual experience. I remember feeling something IN my mouth. When I got up to use the bathroom and saw bits of toilet paper ON my mouth in my reflection, I actually laughed. Shit happens. It'd be a mood killer for most people. For me, there was no mood to kill because I didn't have any magnetic attraction to begin with.