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My date with "Galadriel"

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This is the real story of a date I had with an escort a little while back. She didn’t seem to have a lot of interest (maybe regard) for the Internet side of the business. It also felt too special to use names. This is not a review, which is why it’s posted in The Lounge. I just wanted to share this with you all (SP’s and clients), so you see that magic is possible even here.

I’ve met a number of escorts in the last little while. This lady I just met could have looked like any of them. She looked very nice, but this had very little to do with it. But what she did (or rather, what we did), felt like nothing I’ve ever felt before. Not love. But not quite like only sex either. Not even really good sex. This was something like really, really good sex twinned with a meld of another kind. I might never recover. Do I want to recover?

Because of the supernatural feel of the evening, I chose Galadriel as the “name” of my date. She had that “white magic” aura about her.

I used the third person to emphasize how “out-of-body” that evening seemed.

The date

As soon as Galadriel arrived, she called her Elves bodyguards and ordered that she and Sapman be left alone.

The moment he saw her, he knew there was something completely different about her. The surroundings (and all other thoughts in his head) seemed to recede far into the background. Everything else except her seemed unimportant. It felt like one of those meetings that should have happened a long time ago, but never did. Maybe in a past life. Whatever. They were there now. They had two hours and had to make the best of it. Galadriel took Sapman’s hand and guided him up to her talan (this is a house way up in the trees that the Forest Elves live in). They had left Middle-Earth behind.

After the awkward first few moments, Sapman felt a change. She started pleasuring him. Even though he’d had his share of this (and good ones too) lately, this time, it felt personal. He started telling her gently how good this was, how completely fulfilled with joy she was making him feel, while massaging her shoulders and caressing and kissing the sides and top of her head. She felt this to her deepest reaches: he told her he had to return her favours, and without having touched her much, she was ready to give the sweetest sap he had ever tasted. Sapman was not thinking anymore, everything he was doing and saying was instinctual. It started to flow.

They were both too energized for these preliminaries to last long. Galadriel bequeathed an Elven cloak to Sapman and helped him put it on.

Their union lasted well over an hour… They looked deeply into one another’s eyes, talked and kissed, all the while dancing inside one another. Positions seemed to change seamlessly, it all felt equally and differently divine. They kept reaching higher heights without effort. They were both focussing solely on pleasuring the other, which only ramped up the intensity. New delights kept being introduced. They didn’t feel like items on a menu at all, more like ways of enhancing a strong special time. Sapman felt he was partaking in some trancelike ritual. Sapman felt cleansed.

She told him a story from her past and he felt like he was walking beside her in the story as she was telling it, during intercourse… Elevation, connection and sexual joy are a heady mix. Sapman was in the realm of the senses.

He offered her a drink break at least twice and she seemed very reluctant (like who needs drinks in heaven, right?). The next time he asked, she said okay, but tricked him about 45 seconds later in a way he’s not about to forget!

After a while, they did have a sit-down. It was the strangest thing: they felt like they knew a lot about one another already! They talked for a few minutes. Sapman then said something innocent about the beautiful time they were spending together. He swears he only lowered his eyes for a second: Galadriel was back lying in bed like a siren, beckoning him to her side once more. Sapman is thinking “I’m not worthy but what the hell”.

They only had enough time to rekindle their barely extinguished flames. It felt like a preview of their next encounter, a heightening of what had just taken place because by now, they knew exactly where the buttons were. Sapman is a bit scared… This could become a lifelong habit, and quest.

After she left, Sapman walked around the little room for a few minutes, absolutely disoriented about what had just taken place. He eventually came to his senses. Sort of. Not really…

He even knows it’s not love (secretly, he might like it to be). But just knowing that this happens to real people in the world, that this happened to him , that made him feel alive. He would like to make this happen with someone special in real life, on a regular basis. He knows it’s a good antidote to the crazy way people live, to get totally lost without limits in pleasuring someone “of the heart”. Is he dreaming? He hopes not.

Some of what he took away from that evening even helped him with other ladies, but never with the same success. At least, not yet…

Thank you "Galadriel", for allowing me to look into your mirror. Like Frodo, I will never forget you. We’ll surely meet again soon. But in case this doesn’t happen, I will not be sad: our one meeting had enough memories for a lifetime.
 

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sapman99 said:
After she left, Sapman walked around the little room for a few minutes, absolutely disoriented about what had just taken place. He eventually came to his senses. Sort of. Not really…

He even knows it’s not love (secretly, he might like it to be). But just knowing that this happens to real people in the world, that this happened to him , that made him feel alive. He would like to make this happen with someone special in real life, on a regular basis. He knows it’s a good antidote to the crazy way people live, to get totally lost without limits in pleasuring someone “of the heart”. Is he dreaming? He hopes not.

sapman99,

It sounds like magic to me. Actually, it's more like "MAGIC". I know what you're talking about because I have experienced it. You feel it in your heart and soul when she leaves you...it's not love but you know you need to see her again because you love being with her.

Magic is a combination of many things, many of which are not easily described because you need to feel it. I have felt MAGIC on a few of my dates and it is just awesome. I believe I have reviewed enough of them here.;)

Thanks for sharing, I enjoyed reading how you felt.

GG
 
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General Gonad said:
P.S. Are you willing to share this lovely lady's name?

If Sapman has any sense at all, the answer to this question is "ABSOLUTELY NOT!!"

Don't do it Sapman
 

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By the way, why not share the name of this lovely young lady?
 

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GG,

Simple, Sapman has been on the receiving end of the best kind of YMMV, the sort that only occurs when a few intangibles converge to create one of the best memories he is likely to have.

Better for him to keep her name for himself, she does NOT need a line-up of alpha males with superiority complexes determined that their experiences with her will outmatch/outdo the outstanding one Sapman just lived through.

And you KNOW this will happen GG.

If Sapman felt his Galadriel was a hidden gem that could use some exposure for a more thriving career, he could have simply posted a standard review. Since he didn't, she's likely a more-established girl that threw caution to the wind for this one time with this one person.
 

General Gonad

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A line-up of alpha males?!?

shijak said:
Simple, Sapman has been on the receiving end of the best kind of YMMV, the sort that only occurs when a few intangibles converge to create one of the best memories he is likely to have.

Better for him to keep her name for himself, she does NOT need a line-up of alpha males with superiority complexes determined that their experiences with her will outmatch/outdo the outstanding one Sapman just lived through.

And you KNOW this will happen GG.

shijak,

How do you know it's a case of YMMV? Maybe she is a a great lady who makes all her clients feel this way. As for your other statement of "a line-up of alpha males with superiority complexes", nobody here is superior to another except in their minds. Any fool who tries to outmatch/outdo what others have experienced is a fool.

I am surprised you even think that by revealing her name, he is risking this. Don't you think it is a bit childish to think like this? "Hey, my experience was better than yours and she told me my penis was bigger than yours too!":rolleyes:

Bottom line: Sapman experienced MAGIC with a wonderful lady. Good for him but if he really cared for her, he would reveal her name, if not publicly, at least privately.

GG
 

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A little more

Thanks GG and Shijak for the tone of your comments.

GG, what you mention about having this happen to you on a few occasions is very encouraging. I'm glad for you. I'll look forward to more of these magical evenings without "forcing them" into being. And you understand posts are a very poor substitute for being there. What you mention about feeling is important: what else is left after?

About this lady: she is well-reviewed. All comments on her are positive. A lot of posters have earmarked her as someone special. But no one related an evening "that" special with her.

I feel shy about revealing who she is for many reasons:

- I stated she was not into the "Internet" thing.

- When I met her, I said to her that had her pictures looked different on the Web, I may have booked her a lot earlier. She looked at me, full of wisdom and said, "but you're here, now, it's okay". I realised she reallly enjoys the luck of the draw this profession brings. Revealing her identity would spoil this for her.

- Since my time with her was so special, I don't want to raise the bar for her and have readers expect this as her default "service".

- She seemingly has all the business she can handle.

- This meeting took place a few weeks ago, I was unable to post before. Even posting about it now without revealing who she is feels a bit sacrilegeous...

While I was posting this follow-up, GG and shijak posted more.

shijak: yes, this is one of my best memories. I will never "try" to "make" this happen. This is not something that can be willed into being. It just is. As stated above, Galadriel is no hidden gem. I believe that in many cases, she tries to make this happen with clients. Are they catching on? The intensity only ramps up after both partners tune to the same station.

GG: she is a great lady and does try to make all clients feel great. Regardless of the sex, she struck me as someone anyone would feel priviliged to know. Right or wrong, I have stated my reasons for not broadcasting her identity. I feel I'm doing her a favour this way. Maybe I'm wrong, but it's my call.
 
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General Gonad said:
As for your other statement of "a line-up of alpha males with superiority complexes", nobody here is superior to another except in their minds.

You should go look up what a superiority complex is GG. Look, you must have seen this kind of behaviour on the part of men at some point in your life. When it concerns sex and the pursuit of women, some men are ready to do anything.
I've been on the receiving end of this a few times in my life, such as once when i was in college: I was at the building cafeteria after the first class of the new semester, chatting with a pretty classmate I'd just met, finding her attractive, keeping in the back of my mind that very soon I'd ask her out.
Somebody at the time I considered a friend passed by and i foolishly introduced her to him, and I thought that was that. Within the next week before I saw her again, I'd clearly mentioned how much i looked forward to seeing her again to my"friend" and he acted blase about it all.
Cue the next week, where I find out he'd gone out with her behind my back and bedded her. we didn't stay friends for much longer after that, and in fact became very hostile to each other.
And this is only ONE such instance of male behaviour I have been either a part of, or witness to in the past GG.
You're free to believe i'm being childish to think men are ready to do anything to satisfy their ego, but that doesn't mean it's not going to happen.

Sapman, thanks for your story, I think its best to keep her to yourself. i've also had some terrific recent encounters with girls who've fallen off the merb radar, and I will also keep it that way.
 

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shijak,

How do you know it's a case of YMMV? ..............

I thought it was a given that it was always YMMV as no two clients are alike. The more respectful, considerate client may get more mileage, unless the SP prefers rough sex, in which case this will not be true.

As always, we cannot "general"ize...sorry, the punster in me could not help that.
 

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shijak said:
You should go look up what a superiority complex is GG. Look, you must have seen this kind of behaviour on the part of men at some point in your life.

Yeah, when I was a teenager who was constantly trying to get laid. People with "superiority complexes" are insecure, petty and shallow creatures. We are paying for the servces of these women. Some of us are looking for exactly what sapman99 is talking about - a wonderful gem that is worth meeting regardless of whether or not you have sex with them. Why not share it with us, if not publicly, at least privately?

I have reviewed my gems, all of which I would see again regardless of whether or not I have sex with them. I have said it before, the hallmark of a great lady is someone you want to be with, regardless of the sex.

GG
 
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General Gonad said:
. Some of us are looking for exactly what sapman99 is talking about - a wonderful gem that is worth meeting regardless of whether or not you have sex with them. Why not share it with us, if not publicly, at least privately?
GG

Why not share? Because EVERY woman can be a gem, under the right circumstances. It's not a secret club that only some have the privilege of joining. For example, last friday after Celine's dinner party, I was part of a group of after-party goers which also included the much-raved about Miss Samantha.
Much has been said about her on Merb, and about how at the party "every" man was stunned speechless. Look I find Samy very attractive and sexy, but I was sitting across from her at a club in the early hours, and I wasn't acting like William Shatner staring at an Orion blue-skinned girl lusting after her like many others do, simply because of her great looks. i need a lot more to turn on my motor, and since I didn't really get to talk to her, i let it go at that.
i don't review the girls i see for the most part, but I have had similar encounters to Sapman's.
Chemistry doesn't happen because you can pre-program it like a vcr. It's like any chemical reaction, put enough of the right ingredient, and it will ignite.
 

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shijak said:
For example, last friday after Celine's dinner party, I was part of a group of after-party goers which also included the much-raved about Miss Samantha.

Much has been said about her on Merb, and about how at the party "every" man was stunned speechless. Look I find Samy very attractive and sexy, but I was sitting across from her at a club in the early hours, and I wasn't acting like William Shatner staring at an Orion blue-skinned girl lusting after her like many others do, simply because of her great looks. i need a lot more to turn on my motor, and since I didn't really get to talk to her, i let it go at that.

shijak,

It's too bad you didn't get a chance to speak with Samy but a club is not conducive for these things. I can tell all of you, as gorgeous and as sexy as she is when you see her, her external beauty is nothing...nothing compared to her internal beauty. She is the ultimate SP because of her amazing heart and genuine sensitivity. She is equally intelligent and can hold her own in any conversation. I love talking to her because she is smart, sweet and she makes me feel good.

I just do not agree with your attitude of 'keeping the gems for myself'. If you have a great encounter, don't you owe it to the board and more importantly to her, to share it with others?

It's a matter of principle for me. In fact, it's the very raison d'etre of this board. We are here to share not freeload off others and give nothing in return.

GG
 

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GG,

Go back and read what i wrote. They are ALL gems, under the right circumstances. I'm not keeping any of them to myself, they are all out there for you to discover.

i have done a couple of reviews, at the request of the ladies themselves, and i was ok with that. All the others I've seen since I joined Merb last year have plenty of reviews each, and i don't do anything that out of the ordinary with them, do you want me to take readers step by step with every word or action I take so that they will relive the level of intimacy I can have, good or bad, with them?

As previously mentioned, there are so many intangibles when brewed together will make a girl more comfortable, happy and if I'm lucky, aroused that it really is YMMV with ALL women. the most universally-reviled sp out there could be a total wildcat with one guy who she by chance connected with, just as an escort that 98% of the membership think cannot have a bad day could completely strike out with George Clooney (don't laugh, it could happen!)

do you really think I freeload on merb? i think I've done more than my share of contributing over the last few months...
 

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shijak said:
As previously mentioned, there are so many intangibles when brewed together will make a girl more comfortable, happy and if I'm lucky, aroused that it really is YMMV with ALL women. the most universally-reviled sp out there could be a total wildcat with one guy who she by chance connected with, just as an escort that 98% of the membership think cannot have a bad day could completely strike out with George Clooney (don't laugh, it could happen!)

do you really think I freeload on merb? i think I've done more than my share of contributing over the last few months...

shijak,

Every review is unique and offers another dimension. Don't fret over the fact that so many people reviewed her. Hell, I would have never reviewed Samy or Emely if I thought that way.

YMMV does apply with all women but it doesn't mean that one client is more superior to others. Stripper Lover opened my eyes. I know that when I call and they know me as General Gonad, they tell the ladies "be careful he will review you." It's all bullshit, part of a marketing ploy by the agencies. They need reviews to drum up business so they are especially careful with certain clients.

The key word here is business. At the end of the day, SPs need money to survive, not compliments on boards. Yes, even the best SP can have a bad day but this is rare. A trader once told me, "in this business, you're only as good as your last trade," which is pretty accurate in money management where people are fixated with your most recent performance. Unfortunately, I feel like in the SP business, many reviewers judge SPs by their last encounter. There is no room for imperfection or an off day. You have to always be Miss Perfect GFE or else be prepared to get blasted by Joe Dickhead.

Most women live with this pressure to be "top-notch" every single time. The pressure is especially strong if they know there is a high probability that a review will follow. It's ludicrous but very true. This is the reason why I prefer not writing reviews than writing bad reviews. I think they go through enough shit on a daily basis and don't need to read negative crap about them.

GG

P.S. No, I do not think you're freeloading but you should share more.;)
 

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hello Daringly

Daringly said:
if you had no intention on naming her, why start this thread.

I posted in the Lounge about a wonderful experience I had with an SP. Not in the review section. Her review thread is full of positive stuff. Certainly, I cannot keep her to myself. She is probably too much woman for any one man in any case...

Repeating myself: she seemed very "randomness-oriented". I think part of the thrill for her is to make the best out of what fate has dealt her (the random client). If we start sending her johns that specifically seek what I found, the magic will stop for her. That would be sad.

I just wanted to demonstrate that even in this business, magical meetings are possible.

Even though her name isn't mentionned, I think my post belongs here: it certainly makes me want to put more into the hobby.

Like shijak, I think it may happen to any client with any SP. A good meeting can be arranged. A meeting like I had just happens, or doesn't.
 

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General Gonad said:
I know that when I call and they know me as General Gonad, they tell the ladies "be careful he will review you." It's all bullshit, part of a marketing ploy by the agencies. They need reviews to drum up business so they are especially careful with certain clients.

GG,

How would anyone know you as GG when calling an agency unless you advise them of your identity? I've never called any agency and said "Hi, this is Special K and I'd like to see ___" That in itself is a mild form of extortion that has been discussed countless times here.

Getting back to the original point here if Sapman desires to keep the ladies name to himself respect his decision and move on, your constant prying for a name is not making you look good.

SK
 

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I find it ironic you mentioning Stripperlover's name in a post concerning the writing of reviews when he himself never writes reviews...

ok, this thread has been completely side-tracked. you have your view on things, i have a different one. i do recommend certain of the girls I appreciate, you just haven't seen it.
You're in business, it appears, you know that there are many methods to generate heat on a 'product' than to have a big publicity stunt (i.e.:big splashy headline on merb), word of mouth works just as well and i prefer it personnally.

Think of it in Hollywood terms: you have Tom Cruise, a completely superficial 'actor' (can't believe I just said that), dependant for over 2 decades on trashy headlines and weirdo life behaviour to keep people talking about him and securing his worth. Finally and deservedly, the public is turning against him.
His recent co-star, Philip Seymour Hoffman, a GREAT actor, lowkey and talented, relied on little-seen films and excellent word-of-mouth and has recently reaped the benefits with great name-recognition.
My personal philosophy: go with tactic number 2.
 

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Extortion!?!

Special K said:
How would anyone know you as GG when calling an agency unless you advise them of your identity? I've never called any agency and said "Hi, this is Special K and I'd like to see ___" That in itself is a mild form of extortion that has been discussed countless times here.

SK,

I am GG. I really do not care if they know it's me because I do not think it's significant. It's hardly a form of "extortion," but unfortunately too many agencies use this as leverage, which is bullshit.

Stripper Lover is right to read all reviews with a filter. Nonetheless, I honestly do not feel like I get "extra-special" services because of my board handle. If I did, it would show up as an outlier from the rest of the reviews (for example, she is restrictive with all EXCEPT me). Besides, even if I used my real name, it wouldn't take them long to figure out who I was because of how and what I write.

Special K said:
Getting back to the original point here if Sapman desires to keep the ladies name to himself respect his decision and move on, your constant prying for a name is not making you look good.

I was hardly prying and have privately dealt with this matter with sapman99.

GG
 
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shijak said:
... this thread has been completely side-tracked. you have your view on things, i have a different one. i do recommend certain of the girls I appreciate, you just haven't seen it.
You're in business, it appears, you know that there are many methods to generate heat on a 'product' than to have a big publicity stunt (i.e.:big splashy headline on merb), word of mouth works just as well and i prefer it personnally.

I agree word of mouth helps but I am not in the business of splashy reviews. My reviews are written from the heart and some people appreciate them, others do not. I really do not care. I enjoy writing and sharing. Some people are giving and others are not. They just like keeping things to themselves. To these people I ask, why bother posting?

GG
 

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General Gonad said:
I agree word of mouth helps but I am not in the business of splashy reviews.

Oh no? i don't know what you call 'FALLING IN LOVE WITH EMILY OF ELEGANZA' as this was a specific example in my mind of splashy headlines...
I like your writing fine, though I sincerely think i have no more to say on this topic.

Other than there are many ways for the membership to help out many deserving and hard-working ladies in the sex industry to develop a steady and, i hope, respectful clientele. My way tends to be more low-key for the escorts, but I try more in the SC section.
 
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