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    Meeting your ex-Aunt

    I use to have an aunt who use to be married to my uncle who was the brother of my mother. Still with me here? So now she's been divorced for more than 10 year now. She use to be married for at least 5 years. So by now she is around 37. I didn't used to see her that much before because she was in another province. Now she moved here. We still see her from time to time and is still close to the family. I notice when I was a little boy that she was really hot. I didn't see her all these year since last summer at a family meeting and she's still really hot.

    After that family meeting, my mother ask me to give her a lift back to her place since she doesn't have any family from her side and doesn't know anybody here. After I drop her and came back home, my mother told me if I can spend time with her and show her around the city since she's alone here. I said ok. I started to see more and more of her and still find her very attractive even more than when I was younger and now I became a man...! I was wondering since she's not my aunt anymore if it was ok if I go to the next step? What I mean is that I really find her hot and she does the same for me. She kept telling me how much I've change physically, like how tall and big i'm and I became a man and that i'm not the boy she use to know and bla bla bla. There was one time when I was at her place siting on the couch, she's was siting very closely to me and touching my shoulder and arm which really turn me on! All of a sudden my cell rang and I had to go. She call me not long ago to come and see her cuz she needed help around the house and I said that i'll go when i'm free.

    I would like to know your opinion on that if I should take the next step...
    Last edited by Regis; 06-21-2006 at 08:57 PM.

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    Ex-Aunt

    She is not a "blood relative", so whats the problem? If I were in your position, I'd jump her bones (discretely of course, especially if your mother and uncle are religious). Think of all that pent up passion you can let loose! Think of all the things she may be able to teach you. Think of all.......jeez, you lucky dog!

    Enjoy

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    Regis,

    You need to have sex with this woman next time you see her, then report back on this Board and tell us how it was! Just do it, man!

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    Choices!

    As man I'd say jump her now and often...then report to us how she was, pics (with her permission of course), and details...lol As a family member, it may be weird if people find out! Are you willing to undertake that and aware of all those issues? Hmmmmm...keep us posted!
    Sean

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    Quote Originally Posted by TeacherAthlete
    As a family member, it may be weird if people find out!
    Nobody needs to find out and if Regis knows what he is doing, nobody ever will.

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    maybe

    Eager...I like your optimism and I hope you are right, but you must always think of the consequences of your actions if the bovine excrement hits the fan...lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Regis
    I use to have an aunt who use to be married to my uncle who was the brother of my mother.
    This is your mother's brother. You owe him respect. Don't touch her with a 10 foot pole, unless you want to risk causing untold emotional suffering in your family and permanently damaging your relationship to your uncle. (and perhaps damaging your uncle's relationship to your mother.)

    It will not stay secret. And it's not worth it. Never go over to her place alone, and let your big head do the thinking.

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    Cool

    Shut up Kepler.
    Regis, hit that raw dog!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Regis
    I was wondering since she's not my aunt anymore if it was ok if I go to the next step?
    Too bad, it would have been more fun if she was still your aunt, but what the hell, go for it.

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    Thumbs down Do Her...

    Please Regis,

    Do her ASAP, have fun and enjoy all of it. This could be the begining of a pleasent and HOT summer for you. You lucky guy. GO FOR IT.

    Greeker !

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    There you have it Regis, the Ya's clearly out number the Na's my man! You've already thought about this too much, GO!

    By the way, can you put in a good word for me with Kelly Ripa, she's smokin'!
    Try everything in life at least once, except incest & maybe square dancing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Board Stiff
    Shut up Kepler.
    Regis, hit that raw dog!!
    Hey, boys, Kepler is right. This will be fun for a while, and then it will almost certainly backfire. People will find out, mainly because your 'auntie' will tell them.

    Trust me, my ex's younger sister (early 20's) is drop dead gorgeous. She preys on men. Hell, her mother isn't half bad looking for a woman in her mid 40s. Fantasizing is fine, even healthy, but to follow through could be a huge mistake. There are plenty of other women out there.

    As for the yah's outnumbering the nay's, remember, we don't have to live the consequences, you do. It's all a joke to us. Is your uncle a violent man?


    PS-----If you do it, let us know how it goes.
    Last edited by btyger; 06-21-2006 at 12:36 PM.
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    Buddy of mine had his best friends 20 year old daughter move in with him when she came to town for college. Basically after a couple weeks he told her since she was staying for free, had no job or money...and that he was 'needing' something they could work out an arrangement. Needless to say, for 6 month's or so he was getting his and also footing the bill for anything she needed.

    That all came to a halt when their arrangement failed. The best friend wondered why he dropped her off at her aunts house at 1am one morning...but couldnt bring himself to ask why. Does he know? Will the daughter tell her dad that she slept with his best friend for 6 month's for room and board?

    In the end...it doesnt really matter. Cause they arent family.

    Im guessing your in your early 20's and havent considered what will happen when your mother calls you one morning asking if the rumors are true. Hearing that his nephew fucked her wont be a family bonding moment.

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    Hey Breadman, whilst you're here, are the rumors true? And if so, do you hang to the right, the left, or do you just wrap it around your waist?
    Why are homely people discriminated against...we're the majority

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    Quote Originally Posted by regnad
    In the long run, you will likely list this among the dumber things you've ever done. You will be giving this woman a large stick to hold over your head. She will be your master; you will serve her every whim. Don't ever cross her.
    You may well be right regnad but maybe just maybe this is just a lonely lady in her mid 30's looking for some casual NSA fun - she may not want this to get out anymore than Regis does, after all she is not even really familly anymore I can't see the advantage she would have in spilling the beans???

    We're really no help at all Regis are we


    Buddy of mine had his best friends 20 year old daughter move in with him when she came to town for college. Basically after a couple weeks he told her since she was staying for free, had no job or money...and that he was 'needing' something they could work out an arrangement. Needless to say, for 6 month's or so he was getting his and also footing the bill for anything she needed.
    WOW - asking your best friends daughter to fuck you in exchange for room & board THAT TAKES BALLS!
    Last edited by spin; 06-21-2006 at 12:52 PM.
    Try everything in life at least once, except incest & maybe square dancing.

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