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2fast2slow

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dont think i have ever seen a thread on this exactely so here goes

i recently had an encounter with an attrctive lady. It was going well a the beginning, she started going down on me, then started the spin'o'rama to present her pussy for 69. I love that when the provider offers or just goes into 69 from bj, it is very exiciting.

However once her pussy over my face i was immediately turned off by a really smelly pussy. my dick went from hard to soft in about 1 second. She must of realized what was going on...

I proceeded with the encounter and did not manage to finish. Even after my shower I could still smell her on my fingers a bit :)

I really felt like telling her after the encounter, but chickened out. Otherwize she was great in every other way...

Has anybody ever had the courage to tell a provider about their problem?
 

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Did it seem like there was some sort of issue or was it perhaps just a stronger scent than you’re accustomed to? Not all vaginas smell the same and quite a few guys seem to be unaware of that.
 

2fast2slow

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i have had plenty of more 'musky' pussies, and can even enjoy it. A lot of girls clean really well and you basically have no taste or smell unless you go deep :)

this was in another category...just bad
 

2fast2slow

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could it be something else besides yeast? is it possible that someone's natural 'flora' is just that way?
 

cloudsurf

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This thread should be in the health section. I for one don`t enjoy reading it while having my morning coffee.
 

jalimon

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This thread should be in the health section. I for one don`t enjoy reading it while having my morning coffee.

cloud no offence but considering your age i am sure you woke up at 5 am. its 10 now so you’ve been drinking coffee for 5 hours???
(just kidding you can tell me to fuck off haha)


Its different form of vaginitis. Patron is right these girl are more prone to get it because of frequency of encounters (and variety if encounter!). Antibiotics is needed to cure.

cheers,
 

hungry101

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Jaliman - You just made my morning coffee go through my nose.
 

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If it smells fishy and worst after intercourse or appear after intercourse . Its bacterial vaginitis .
Its NOT a yeast infection . Yeast infection is fungal . Different completely and you would know she has it because her discharge will look like cottage cheese . But yeah bacterial vaginitis dont have much symptoms beside the smell and is due to a change in the vaginal Ph. Felt like i should say this but it is not the girls fault maybe she doesnt know . She needs antibiotics and poof . Smell gone . Its always important to tell a lady if u think she smells fishy so she can be cured . It goes away on its own but it could do damage to her reputation in the meantime
 

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The most common turn-off for me is the smell of urine. Finding little bits of toilet paper during DATY is not erotic, either . I think that women should wipe the entrance to their vags with a wet cloth or baby wipes before sex.
 

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It reminds me some smell of putrid, stinking dead fish of an ex-girlfriend, from her "vaginite", vaginal infection. I smelled the same a couple of times since and I agree, it is quite impossible to keep an hard on. Ca fait débander.
 

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It did happened to me once that it started to smell dead fish during a very intense intercourse with a lady, and the smell was so strong that even the girl was a little bothered with it. Being the nice guy I am, I've managed to keep it through somehow and the lady was really grateful for that.
 

Sol Tee Nutz

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Look behind you.
. I think that women should wipe the entrance to their vags with a wet cloth or baby wipes before sex.

I am guessing you are talikng non escorts as an exrteme majority are very clean. Non escorts on the other hand is hit and miss, in my younger pub crawling days daty was out of the question.
 

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I am guessing you are talikng non escorts as an exrteme majority are very clean.

I agree with you that escorts are generally very clean. I suppose that they shower several times daily - after each client. However, they may urinate after their last shower.

A couple of regulars thought that toilet paper sufficed. I tried to be very tactful, putting it on me, by stating that I was exceptionally sensitive to odors. If they had been offended or dismissed my concerns, our association would have ended.

Incidentally, I think that an analogous comment should apply to men. Shaking or drying with toilet paper doesn't suffice after urinating.
 

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..... Are you saying that after each piss we should take a shower or clean our cocks with hand sanitizer or swish it around in a glass filled with mouthwash?
What do we do after a piss in a restroom....dry our dicks off with the hot air dryer ?

No, I mean only before sex. If you have urinated after your last shower, a 10 second rinse (if you have an enormous penis, maybe 20 sec.), preferably, but not absolutely necessarily, with some hand soap, is only polite before sticking your cock in someone's mouth.
 

hungry101

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I was approached by a major fragrance company to sign a major deal. They want to go global with Eau de Cologne de penis de Hungry.

All the men are going to wear it and the the women are going to love it.
 

Julia Sky

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I know a lady that does a douche after every service, that is all it takes to be clean.

I disagree with this. If a girl pushes water and god knows whatever else into her vagina several times a day, she is a lot more likely to get infections (due to Ph imbalance) more often. The vagina is a self-cleaning organ, I mean of course it is okay to wash ourselves (the vulva, of course, and I personally like to ''finger myself under shower'' haha), but to douche (as in fill one's pussy with water/some liquid (vinegar is often used)) after every service is not super safe...

https://www.webmd.com/women/guide/vaginal-douching-helpful-or-harmful

https://www.verywellhealth.com/are-vaginal-douches-safe-3520434
 

Sol Tee Nutz

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Look behind you.
I was approached by a major fragrance company to sign a major deal. They want to go global with Eau de Cologne de penis de Hungry.

So you are the one who ruined my contract for Eau Du SolTNutz Dick Cheese, I almost had it signed..... My dreams were shattered.
 

pat98

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So after a few posts, it is quite obvious that almost every guys don't know nothing about cleaning pussy? :blah:
Which I think is ok... After all they are ... men
In almost a decade on Merb, I think I read dozens of thread about smelly pussies!
Had my share of smelly/fishy pussies too and even from very reknowned ladies, it is also in some way part of the experience.
I found myself very hard to tell it to the girl but she should know for sure there is a "problem"...

I know it is not the subject of this thread but... wondering hey ladies what about smelly dicks ?
Just hoping that all men knows how to wash their dicks!
I heard some real horror stories from unfortunately not only one girl but many mores... go figure!
 

hungry101

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Yes Pat. That was my point. No one has ever mistaken my dick for a dozen roses. Even after washing the hell out of it with a wash cloth and a deodorant soap doesn't always do the trick. I found that after a good washing with a good deodorant soap with a wash clothe that it is sometimes necessary to apply a nice skin lotion like the kind they leave in the Marriotts and Hiltons. I also try to work pineapple into my diet just prior to a hobby trip. The latter has been difficult with Keto diets.
 
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