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Please allow me to vent a bit here regarding an experience I had with this agency over the weekend. It was Sunday evening and I had contacted Sexxxy.ca at about 6:30pm to arrange an appointment with one of their ladies. I was told that Amy would be available and at my room between 8:00-8:15pm. Great I said, I'll take that appointment then. 8:15 comes and goes, 8:30, 8:40 and now I decide to call them back and see when Amy might arrive. What follows next is the context of my conversation with the extremely incompetent booker. :mad:

Me: Hi, I have an appointment with Amy scheduled for 8pm tonight and she still hasn't arrived, can you tell me when I can expect her?

Booker: Amy's not going to be coming into Montreal until about 9:30pm or later.

Me: Oh, so is there any reason you didn't call me and let me know that she would be late for her 8pm appt. with me?

Booker: No, she's traveling from ___. She won't be in Montreal for another hour or so.

Me: Ok, but why the hell didn't you call me an tell me this instead of having me waiting for her since 8pm. How hard is for you to pick up the phone and call your customer to explain that the person they're supposed to meet will not be coming anywhere near the appointed time???

Booker: I don't have time to make calls back to customers, we're very busy you know. I have ____, _____, _____, available now would you like to see any of them?

Me: NO, but I will say that's a pretty shitty way to do business and not very good customer service that you're too busy to call a customer back when they'd be waiting an extra 1.5 hours for a girl to show up!

Booker: Amy should be here in a little while, do you want me to call you when she arrives?

Me: Fine, call me when she gets to Montreal <CLICK>! I hang the phone up on this asshole.


Now after this little exchange, I'm aggravated, pissed and horny. I do some hunting and am able to make an appointment with one of my fave ladies at Asserv. for 9:30pm so I do that. This is where it gets good. At 10:20 I hear an obnoxiously loud knock on the door, <bang, bang, bang>, my date looks at me and says who's that? I said, I don't know, maybe security for some reason, wait here. I throw on some boxers and head to the door, look through the peephole and lo an behold who's standing outside the door but Amy from Sexxxy! :eek: I open the door and explain to Amy that the incompetent booker was supposed to call me when she arrived in Montreal to confirm with me and he should not have just sent her to my room 2.5 hrs after the originally scheduled appointment time. So she says to me "you want to cancel", I tell her I apologize but yes, there was a mistake by the booker and she then goes on her way.

How f'n stupid can people be now??? Seriously!!

After Amy left I actually felt very bad for turning her away because I had seen her before and really enjoyed my time with her so I hope she didn't think that the reason she was turned away was due to anything on her part.

Anyhow, just wanted to vent my frustration at what in my opinion is one of the worst run agencies in Montreal since the days of Ferrary. Lol.

SK

PS...On a side note I also tried out the Harem this weekend and found them to be very professional, easy to deal with, great with pre booking and an overall pleasure to do business with. I will post a review of Lili from this agency in the very near future. :)
 
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Similar thing happened to me!!

I had nearly the same thing happen to me (with the same agency) during GP weekend. I was supposed to see Madison at 8pm. I wait. And wait. And wait. At about 8:40pm, i decide to call the booker and i ask him why Madison is running late. "Oh, Madison isn't coming in tonight. She changed her mind. I have ____, _____, _____ and _____ if you want. "Why didn't you call me back to tell me she wasn't coming in? I've been anxiously waiting all this time." "Oh, i did call but there was no answer", he replied. "At what time did you call?", i asked. "Oh, at around 7:30pm or so", he told me. Well, this was probably a bunch of b.s....however, i had stepped out for a quick bite to eat at around that time. No messages had been left & he could have called me back. I refused his offer of seeing someone else and decided to head out & check out the nightlife instead. However, i found this very unprofessional (and he was even a bit snotty at times) and i also had memories of Ferrari when this was going on. The next night, i called a reliable agency & wasn't disappointed. I'm now glad to know that i'm not the only one who had this happen to. Too bad it happened to a good friend of mine, though. :mad:
 

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Special K said:
After Amy left I actually felt very bad for turning her away because I had seen her before and really enjoyed my time with her so I hope she didn't think that the reason she was turned away was due to anything on her part.

Anyhow, just wanted to vent my frustration at what in my opinion is one of the worst run agencies in Montreal since the days of Ferrary. Lol.

SK

PS...On a side note I also tried out the Harem this weekend and found them to be very professional, easy to deal with, great with pre booking and an overall pleasure to do business with. I will post a review of Lili from this agency in the very near future. :)

SK,

I thought Jay of Bodylicious was bad but this agency is ridiculous. I would be fuming if I were you and to be honest, you were lucky that you were able to find one of your favs from Asservissante. Very lucky because if it was a busy Saturday night, you might have ended up with a crossed-eyed dopehead with earings on her eyeballs whose idea of service is spitting on your dick while she chews on bubble gum!:eek:

In all seriousness, this is totally unacceptable and while I've never tried Sexxxy, and I doubt I ever will, there are some nice ladies there. But I remember calling once and the guy was so rude that I said, screw this agency, I'll go somewhere else.

BTW, did the thought of a duo cross your mind?:p

GG

P.S. I've dealt with Harem once (I saw Melissa and reviewed her) and I also found them very professional. This new babe Iness looks very nice!!!:D
 
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I've called Sexyxxx twice. The first time everything went well, about 3 months ago. About 2 weeks ago, I got the run around.

Called, the guy had a few girls that he said were available, so I chose who to see and was told she would be there in an hour.

After 1.5 hours go by, I call up and start getting the stories, there was an accident tying up traffic. Had to deal with an issue with another client, etc.

After the list ran down I was told she would be there in 15 minutes. I politely declined and said it was getting late and I was no longer interested.

And in truth, it was late and I just went to bed. Think I will pass on this agency until they get their act together.

mars
 

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I can't say more....it's between SK and the doc. ;)

Oh come on, stop teasing us, enquiring minds want to know!:p

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Special K said:
After Amy left I actually felt very bad for turning her away because I had seen her before and really enjoyed my time with her so I hope she didn't think that the reason she was turned away was due to anything on her part.

Anyhow, just wanted to vent my frustration at what in my opinion is one of the worst run agencies in Montreal since the days of Ferrary. Lol.

SK, if i would have been you....i would have asked the young lady if she wanted to join you guys (as long as the lady with you with have accepted, of course). Maybe ask for a 50% discount due to their constant screw ups.

By the way....i wonder if Ferrary & Sexyxxx aren't run by the same guys? Their voices sounded vaguely similar. :rolleyes:
 

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Doc Holliday said:
SK, if i would have been you....i would have asked the young lady if she wanted to join you guys (as long as the lady with you with have accepted, of course). Maybe ask for a 50% discount due to their constant screw ups.

By the way....i wonder if Ferrary & Sexyxxx aren't run by the same guys? Their voices sounded vaguely similar. :rolleyes:

Maybe if it was in the first 10 minutes of the appointment rather than the last 10 I may have tried to assemble a duo. :p

I also had the same feeling that Ferrary & Sexyxxx might be run by the same rude bastards.


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Hi Doc,

Since you posted your remark in this public thread, what did SK do for you that deserve such numerous thanks and appeciation on your part?

General Gonad said:
Oh come on, stop teasing us, enquiring minds want to know!:p

GG

AL & GG,

I'm trying to figure this one out on my own with asking but I have a hint of an idea who it might be, I mean what it might be. ;) Regardless, at $8 a pop for my favorite Irish import I'll definitely be taking the Doc up on his offer. LOL.

SK
 
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thanks Kevin/DC

I must thank Kevin/DC for training me well on monitoring delivery. After a couple of long waits for promised deliveries, I started making calls 15 minutes after the appt time if the SP does not show up. I know, I know, it should not have taken me a couple of times to learn, and I should have moved on to other agencies, but my little head is usually in charge on SPs like Katrina and Tiffany.

One time I was expecting an SP who did not show up after 15 minutes, I called up Martin (Asservissante), and even before I spoke, he said she would be there in a few minutes, and she did show up shortly thereafter. Martin recognized the hotel number from his caller ID. He said he was just about to call me and I do believe that.
 

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Thanks to everyone on this thread. This is quality info. No one wants to waste time on an unreliable agency. I don't visit Montreal as much as I used to so I don't want to risk wasting time on the run around.

Not to go off topic, but I echo RK on Martin at Asservissante. My last trip there he said 15 minutes and the girls where at my hotel door in 15 minutes.

Thanks again for the info!

MM
 

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Montreal Moose said:
Thanks to everyone on this thread. This is quality info. No one wants to waste time on an unreliable agency. I don't visit Montreal as much as I used to so I don't want to risk wasting time on the run around.

I agree with you but there is more. I was told (i'm not sure how reliable the info is, though) that most of the girls at that agency want extra $$ for certain GFE services taken for granted at most of the other agencies. Is this true or not? One thing i hate is an encounter full of hassles!! :mad:

P.S. Felicia, whom i found extremely cute, is not on their site anymore. Anyone know of her whereabouts?
 

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Doc Holliday said:
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P.S. Felicia, whom i found extremely cute, is not on their site anymore. Anyone know of her whereabouts?

She is still there. Take it easy with the moonshine Doc :) I am horizonalizing her soon.

PS. You should see her at the gym on the hip adductor machine.... she can open her legs wider than anyone I have ever seen ! (small world - lol).

PS2. Warning about rates at that outfit. Better agree on the phone... if you get half ass words, hung up immediately!

PS3.... why is it I get the feeling that this outfit is like jardin du madison with pictures?
 
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Doc Holliday said:
Felicia, whom i found extremely cute, is not on their site anymore. Anyone know of her whereabouts?

Doc,

I called last weekend, before hearing about SK's ordeal, looking for Felicia & Madisson. Neither was ever available, but the guy answering had decent phone manners.

If you have bookmarked their site, they have changed their web address just a little http://www.sexyxxx.ca/centrale3.html - most of the links now work.

Regards,

Voyager
 

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I used sexxyx four times for daytime bookings without a problem...called them up, asked who was working and the girl showed up within the hour. No problem.

Then i called around 6ish to prebook a night girl (like you'd do at most agency's). Picked the one i wanted...and waited the token 45 minutes before calling them to find out when she might arrive. Was given the same run around...she's on her way in....we have to pick her up from Laval, etc. Then another call 20 minutes later and 'she's not working tonight'.

This seems to be an agency that falls under the 'call and see who's available right now' type.
 

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SK,

It seems as though luck-wise you are taking it on the chin lately. This is to be expected though, because your Red Sox got lucky coming from behind and winning two games with walk off hits this past week. This is called a balancing of luck between team and fan. The question I have is would you trade in your bad luck to have the Red Sox' good luck the past week?

Maybe on your next trip the Red Sox will be on a losing streak, and things will go better for you.:D
 

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Voyager said:
I called last weekend, before hearing about SK's ordeal, looking for Felicia & Madisson. Neither was ever available, but the guy answering had decent phone manners.

Yeah....i was told that one of the two guys (or are there more?) is easier to deal with than the other one.
 

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why is it I get the feeling that this outfit is like jardin du madison with pictures?

I had a similar thought. I'm fairly certain they're not the same gang, though, since i knew the Jacques crew quite a bit when i used to call them....oh, that was years ago and i met many gems through his outfit.....Laurie, Coralie, Maryanne, Josee (one of the two), Frederique.......ah, Frederique!! How i missed thee through the years! :(
 

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Special K said:
I also had the same feeling that Ferrary & Sexyxxx might be run by the same rude bastards.SK

Might also be the same guy who runs Bodylicious, from what I am reading in this thread.

There are some stellar well established agencies in Montreal like Eleganza, Celine's Fantasies, XXXtase, Devilish, FKS, Satin Dreamz and a few others, and I really see no reason to try any other agencies until they prove to me that they deserve my business.
 
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I never had problems with the guy from Bodylicious & he was very polite with me whenever i called, booked someone & cancelled someone. The guy i spoke with sounded more mature than the guys at the other outfit.

Tried XXXtase recently and i must admit that i was impressed with the customer service. I also placed a call to Peter of SD....hadn't spoken with him since i had seen the wonderful Bianka about 2-3 years ago. Peter is a class act in this business & if he'd have more of my types of ladies on board he'd get my business everytime. I must admit that XXXtase seems to have a knack for attracting HDH defectors.....and last weekend was not the exception.
 

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EagerBeaver said:
There are some stellar well established agencies in Montreal like Eleganza, Celine's Fantasies, XXXtase, Devilish, FKS, Satin Dreamz and a few others, and I really see no reason to try any other agencies until they prove to me that they deserve my business.

Don't forget though Beav, this was a Sunday night when I called. There was no one at Eleganza I was interested in, CF, SD, XXXTasse were all closed, Devilish had nothing enticing so I went with this shit rack of an agency ONLY because I saw Amy previously at JDM and really enjoyed her.
 

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Me: Fine, call me when she gets to Montreal <CLICK>! I hang the phone up on this asshole.

No offense but why didn't you cancel outright? I can understand how you were frustrated with the scheduling, I would feel the same way. Yet what you told the operator, literally, was to call you when she gets to Montreal. Seeing as how nobody bothered to call you when she was running late, you could presume nobody would call you when she would finally be arriving. You didn't tell them to cancel the appointment.

When I am dealing with someone on the phone that clearly does not understand what I'm saying, I say the clearest thing possible so there is no confusion - "Cancel my appointment." If I say anything else, they will misinterpret.
 
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