Ladies and gentlemen, what are your pet peeves?

Things that gives off the impression that the girl rather be doing anything else besides being with me.

Rushing me into the shower before a proper introduction. I like introducing myself and chatting a bit with the girl. It’s polite and feels more natural to me than just rushing to the sex. It also comes off as I just want to get this over with attitude.

Eye contact is another pet peeve I have. Obviously i don’t expect to have a starring contest during sex, but to be looked at every now and then in the eyes is nice. When a girl never looks at you during sex it defenetly comes off as I don’t want to be here.

-Keeping socks on hahahaha
-Wet skin from shower! I hate getting into bed with water on my skin. I also don’t really like having someone dripping water all over me in a bed. Please dry properly after shower!
-Too many changes in rhythm or technique when someone eats me out... If I like what you’re doing keep doing it. Sure you can vary, but not every 7 seconds and especially not when I’m close to cummig!
-Dry rubbing. Don’t ever dry-rub my clit, that hurts. Also don’t finger my ass without lube!

Girls, masseuses, that are commenting on client’s personal attributes: hairs, religion, weight, height, etc. I stopped seeing some providers for that reason. I’m here to get a massage and feel good about myself, not here to be reminded of my shortcomings...

Insisting on continuing with something that isn't working. I don't care if it made your last 5 partners lose their shit, it ain't working right now, let it go.

Julia Sky said:

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-Too many changes in rhythm or technique when someone eats me out... If I like what you’re doing keep doing it. Sure you can vary, but not every 7 seconds and especially not when I’m close to cummig!

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so the same idea applies to blowjobs. when a girl is doing a specific thing that is getting me close i am always sure to say "dont stop" or "yeah yeah" that is one of the things that I wish more women would do when i am eating her out. If i am hitting the right spot, make sure I know to keep going and not switch it up.

I like cats, dogs, ferrets, monkeys and the occasional companionship of a woman.

Lol well I can't stand it when people leave empty bottles of body wash in the shower, meanwhile opening new ones.

Also people ordering a well done steak in restaurants

Autumn-desilva said:

Lol well I can't stand it when people leave empty bottles of body wash in the shower, meanwhile opening new ones.

Also people ordering a well done steak in restaurants

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I will support your frustration with the second one there.

Autumn-desilva said:

Also people ordering a well done steak in restaurants

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When I become emperor, this will not be allowed.

luvdozer said:

When I become emperor, this will not be allowed.

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Lmao!!! I am glad I'm not alone.

Valcazar said:

I will support your frustration with the second one there.

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It's pure madness

I spent my entire childhood thinking I did not like steak because both my parents like their steak well done so that’s how they cooked it for me too. Turns out I love steak, lol! Just hâte well done steak

Me too! They would burn the fuck out of it! Medium all the way!

Julia Sky said:

I spent my entire childhood thinking I did not like steak because both my parents like their steak well done so that’s how they cooked it for me

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Same here, well done steaks and thousand island dressing, now I hate both.

Julia Sky said:

I spent my entire childhood thinking I did not like steak because both my parents like their steak well done so that’s how they cooked it for me too. Turns out I love steak, lol! Just hâte well done steak

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For me it was cabbage, stuffed cabbage, plus about 10 other horrible cabbage dishes that everyone else in the family loved.
I would think up all kinds of excuses as a kid not to be home when I knew it would be on the menu.

Obviously I hate cabbage and could easily do without it for life..

SP’s who demand cash up front. I now just turn around and leave.
Also trump haters and climate change believers.....

Fradi said:

Obviously I hate cabbage and could easily do without it for life..

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People that don't like Galumpki. I mean how could they not?

hungry101 said:

People that don't like Galumpki. I mean how could they not?

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Very easily, they can call it Galumpki (I believe that is the Polish version) or Töltött Káposzta ( the Hungarian version) or any other 15 Eastern European version, it is still stuffed cabbage and tastes like crap to me.