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I am watching the Maria Sharapova-Tatiana Golovin US Open tennis match on TV and while she looks great, Sharapova's screaming and moaning is driving me nuts! I would expect to hear that from her while getting DATY from me, but not out on the tennis court on every point!:D
 

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EagerBeaver said:
I am watching the Maria Sharapova-Tatiana Golovin US Open tennis match on TV and while she looks great, Sharapova's screaming and moaning is driving me nuts! I would expect to hear that from her while getting DATY from me, but not out on the tennis court on every point!:D

After watching a few more sets EB will start planning his trip to Moscow or St.Petersburg.
 

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Sharapova won the match 7-6, 7-6 to advance to semis vs. Mauresmo. After the match, she spoke to the NY crowd in almost perfect English. She has spent a lot of time in the USA, and is starting to talk like one of us!
 
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I watched part of the match while at the gym tonight, and did you see the girl that was with Jon Lovitz? Damn, I wish I were a celebrity. God I love nerdy looking girls so much. I wish I had some game! ARGH!
 

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Honestly I don't find Sharapova to be that hot. Her face is merely average. Plus her constant shrieking gets on my nerves and her rather unidimensional game is kindda boring. I'd rather watch someone like Henin-Hardenne, Mauresmo or Hingis.
 

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JB,

Talent wise (in terms of pure tennis talent) I must agree with you on Justine Henin Hardenne. I personally attended the Henin Hardenne-Kuzentsova match at the Pilot Pen in New Haven a couple weeks ago, and Justine is immensely talented. She is the only women on tour who hits a ferocious, one handed backhand. You just don't see many of the women players have the ability to hit a 1 handed backhand like that.

Henin Hardenne weighs only 126 pounds. If she was as big as Sharapova or Davenport with the same talent, nobody would ever beat her. IMHO she is the best pure talent on the women's tour.
 

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I agree that Sharapova is smokin right now but something about her makes me think she isn't going to age well. Do you know what I mean? I just keep seeing these pretty, young Russian/Eastern European women and thinking "WOW she's hot" only to see them 5 years later (I don't watch much Tennis except for the occasional times when someone handcuffs me to the bed with the remote out of reach and the TV on) showing up looking absolutely horrid, usually on the cover of some Tabloid. Its so hard with these young girls to tell if they will stay hot.
 

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HonestAbe, I don't know about that. I saw some recent pics of Anna Kournikova and if anything she has gotten much hotter since she stopped playing tennis. She will always be the hottest tennis player in my eyes.
 

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HonestAbe, I don't know about that. I saw some recent pics of Anna Kournikova and if anything she has gotten much hotter since she stopped playing tennis. She will always be the hottest tennis player in my eyes.

Remember Oksana Bayul? When she won the Gold she was a hotty, now she's just scary. Take a look at their Gymnastic/Swimming teams, when they are young they are really cute but when they grow up, YIKES! I think a lot of them bulk up as they get a little older and lose the facial definition, and curves all over their bodies that made them so pleasing to the eye. Others train themselves so hard they start to look like men, Yecchhh, and lose their femininity.

Martina Navritilova, who admittedly wasn't a beauty in the first place, wasn't nearly as horrid however when she was young. Something about age just isn't kind to those Eastern bloc women. Kournikova stopped playing tennis because she wanted to concentrate on what she is really famous for so she has devoted herself to looking good and perhaps that has something to do with her retaining her beauty? If she kept playing she may have very well lost her glamour to some degree.

Lets not forget that not only are these girls young and therefore prettier than their older counterparts due to firmer bodies, youthful skin and complexions but they are dressed up and made up by professionals who are paid handsomely to make guys like us interested in watching girls hit a ball back and forth over a net and pretend we are interested in the sport. :rolleyes: Ever see a Hollywood starlet without her makeup and hair-do? Especially after a long night of partying walking around in sweats with those big sunglasses? Thats because they don't want you to see those photos and realize that they aren't so beautiful without all the fake shit they use to make them appeal to us. People who haven't seen such photos would be amazed at how frightening some of them look.

Its a big ad campaign to some extent. The legends of the game have not been beauty queens. Chris Evert was a good player and very cute but couldn't carry Martinas' jockstrap. Steffi is cute in her own way but damn that nose is huge and she is a bit too muscular in my opinion which is a result of her training so hard for years in an effort to be a great player which proves her priority was winning, not looking good for the camera.

At some point I predict Maria will allocate her Tennis career to the back burner at the advice of her "handlers" who will tell her to capitalize on her most important "assets" before her beauty starts to fade. In essence she'll have a choice between totally busting her ass trying to become a Tennis legend or living the life of a Cover girl. Seeing as she will make money much more easily as a Cover girl and becoming a Tennis legend would be infinitely harder she'll make the easy choice and take the money. But if she does surprise me and redoubles her efforts to stay on top of the Womens tour I fully expect her looks to suffer to some extent. Thats not saying any of us wouldn't date her, just that she will not look nearly as good in ten years at age 28-29 as she does today as a teenager.
 

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Remember Oksana Bayul? When she won the Gold she was a hotty, now she's just scary. Take a look at their Gymnastic/Swimming teams, when they are young they are really cute but when they grow up, YIKES! I think a lot of them bulk up as they get a little older and lose the facial definition, and curves all over their bodies that made them so pleasing to the eye. Others train themselves so hard they start to look like men, Yecchhh, and lose their femininity

Don't forget, all the athletes back in the Soviet block days were on so many drugs to enhance their performance that it had to have long term effects on their system. The later era athletes such as Kournikova didn't go through that so they were allowed to develop naturally. I've rarely found any Olympic gymnast to be sexy, they all seem to look like they're 12 years old. Olympic divers on the other hand...there are some real nice ladies in that discipline.
 

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Guys,

There will be a great final tomorrow: Sharapova vs. Henin Hardenne. This final pits the power and grunting of Sharapova against the pure tennis talent of Henin Hardenne, who at 5'6" and 126 pounds is much smaller than the 6'2" Sharapova. Henin Hardenne has in the past been subject to being overpowered by bigger players, but she handled Lindsey Davenport fairly easy in the quarters here.

My prediction is Henin Hardenne in 3 hard fought sets. Look out for the Henin Hardenne one handed power backhand. It is one of a kind. Nobody on the women's tour has a backhand even close to being in the same class.
 
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HonestAbe said:
Remember Oksana Bayul? When she won the Gold she was a hotty, now she's just scary. Take a look at their Gymnastic/Swimming teams, when they are young they are really cute but when they grow up, YIKES! I think a lot of them bulk up as they get a little older and lose the facial definition, and curves all over their bodies that made them so pleasing to the eye. Others train themselves so hard they start to look like men, Yecchhh, and lose their femininity.

Martina Navritilova, who admittedly wasn't a beauty in the first place, wasn't nearly as horrid however when she was young. Something about age just isn't kind to those Eastern bloc women. Kournikova stopped playing tennis because she wanted to concentrate on what she is really famous for so she has devoted herself to looking good and perhaps that has something to do with her retaining her beauty? If she kept playing she may have very well lost her glamour to some degree.

Oksana Baiul had a serious drinking problem - number of DUI arrests and crashed her Mercedes once in CT.Hopefully she has beaten these demons.

We will never know whether the female athletes from the seventies on up were taking preformance enhancing drugs.Much has been written about the East Germans,Chinese and Russian athletes but looking at some of the Americans,even recently, or for the matter FloJo and a few others and doubts are raised.

Female athletes reach the top of their discipline much younger - gymnasts, swimmers,etc than male athletes and retire much younger as well.If they stop training after retirement their bodies are still geared to the high calorie intact
and it is very easy for female athletes to get out of shape.
 

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Maria is a stunning beauty

Techman said:
As hot as I find Sharapova is, she still has a way to go to be hotter than Anna Kournikova. Some photos to compare...

Maria is cute:
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But Anna is still my fave...
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Thanks for the nice pictures ...

Again, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

I am convinced that Anna is as hot as a sex kitten can be. But Maria is simply a stunning beauty. If I have to choose one, there is no doubt that Maria will be always in my mind.

BTW, I really enjoyed hearing her screaming and moaning. She is driving me crazy in a good way.
 
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