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    Pick a cellmate for Paris.

    http://home.peoplepc.com/psp/newssto...0907-186479971

    Paris Hilton driving drunk? God help us all, she couldn't drive to begin with. So if you could pick her cellmate who would it be. Martha Stewart? Courtney Love? I've got it, Mike Tyson!!! Now THAT, I would pay 49.95 to see on PPV.

    I love the stupid retorts coming from her camp as well, "She only had one drink" says hanger on number one. Are we supposed to believe that after seeing her twenty four/seven on TV doing nothing other than hopping from party to party? Ohhhh, I get it, she only had one drink at THAT party, the one before that she had three drinks, and never mind that eightball she just snorted either. What does she weigh 105? She probably needs to drink a 12-pack before she passes out cold so in her estimation she was fine to drive. All will be forgiven Paris if you just make another horrible sex tape to garner attention to your trust fund milking, no talent ass.
    "I can picture every move that a man could make
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    My vote

    Hello all,

    I vote for Michael Jackson. One blossoming self-indulgent narcissist and one outrageously eccentric weirdo master. She might as well hone her skills from the best.

    geeeeez,

    Korbel
    Last edited by korbel; 09-07-2006 at 12:39 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HonestAbe
    All will be forgiven Paris if you just make another horrible sex tape to garner attention to your trust fund milking, no talent ass.
    Ironically, if people just went "who cares" instead of starting threads about this all over the internet which only serve to feed the "garner attention" machine, Paris Hilton might just slowly fall into oblivion.

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    Not likely

    Hello JustBob,

    Well, none of this is helpful except that sometimes we just need to purge a little frustration over the "sillies" of the world. Anyway, considering the lust of the public for this stuff, and the profit motive of publishers ( a la Da Vinci Code ), the presence or absence of this thread is not likely...to put it mildly...to change anything.

    Regards,

    Korbel

    PS

    If anyone is offended by my connection of the Da Vinci Code to the "sillies"...please start a separate thread.
    Last edited by korbel; 09-07-2006 at 01:39 PM.

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    What they mean is that she only had one drink in her hand when she was pulled over. I'd put Joanie Laurer, aka China, in a jail cell with her.

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    I recorded Paris' death scene from "House of Wax".

    Nothing like watching her taking a pipe through the head.

    Its the little things that keep you going.

    OH OH, time for the psych eval.
    "I can picture every move that a man could make
    getting lost in her loving is your first mistake

    Sometimes I think its a sin
    When I feel like I'm winning when I'm losing again"

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    Does Charles Manson need a cellmate???

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    I think L.A. should just build a separate prison for celebrities and send them there.

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    In the celebrity prison put Paris with Robert Blake, OJ, and Jeff Reardon - they deserve each other. Blake could take care of Paris and OJ could take care of Reardon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joelcairo
    In the celebrity prison put Paris with Robert Blake, OJ, and Jeff Reardon - they deserve each other. Blake could take care of Paris and OJ could take care of Reardon.
    OMG..........Jeff Reardon???!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    What the hell did he do??????????????

    And dont make me google it dammit, I'm too drunk

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    Jeff Reardon does not belong with this group

    Here is a little background on Jeff Reardon's situation.

    A couple years ago (I believe) his son was found dead of a drug overdose. Reardon did not take it well and became very depressed...he got so bad that he would not leave the house. Finally his wife got him to a psychiatrist and he was prescribed medicine. My understanding is he improved a littl with medicine. he then has some health issues and needed more medicines.

    With something like 12 different medications, he went to a mall with the intention of getting a coffee maker...he ended up going into a jewlery store and "robbing" it. He wrote a note, which has very childish writing, said he had a gun (he did not)...he did get money, but then approached a security guard soon after and was arrested. To make a long story short (too late) he was found innocent by reason of insanity. He is improving, but still not great. I hope he recovers, I am not sure how one fully recovers from the death of a son.

    So, I really do not think Reardon even comes close to belonging in a "cell" with the likes of OJ.

    IMO

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    Very well said, South.
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    One Question

    Why is Paris Hilton even famous?
    She has No Talent
    She is UGLY (Her Eyes are really brown, fake lenses, and she's had some facial surgery done... Too bad it did not help...)
    She has No Class
    She definately has No Brains
    I think she utimately proves that fame goes mostly to those who are totally undeserving of it.

    CA OUT!

    PS if I was to pick a cellmate, I would pick the Tiger who Mauled Roy. That would be something to watch! I'll bring the popcorn...
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    Quote Originally Posted by joelcairo
    In the celebrity prison put Paris with Robert Blake, OJ, and Jeff Reardon - they deserve each other. Blake could take care of Paris and OJ could take care of Reardon.
    joelcairo- Take your obsession with Reardon and stick it, maybe you should be asking your shrink if increasing your prescription would be best for you because it obviously is not working.

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    Sorry Joe T but you've got it wrong...again. Peace.

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