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    Question What's the best line you've heard?

    We've all heard the 'stories'...

    Worst day of my life...yada, yada, yada...I owe this much for rent, my car got towed, I dont have money for **___**, I'll pay you back if....

    What's the most you've paid to an SP, MP, stripper etc...and in the end realized you've been taken by a line?? If you've never been taken (good for you!!) but have heard some good lines...what's the best line you've heard?

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    How's this one? A dancer I was seeing for awhile told me her grandmother was sick so we couldn't get together. Then her grandmother was in the hospital and "can I borrow some money for a bus ticket to go see her in Ottawa?" This came up for a number of times until she had to go to Ottawa for a funeral as her grandmother had died, so...borrow money for flowers.

    About a year and a half later when our relationship had become a regular bf/gf one I went to Ottawa with her for a family get together where I met...you guessed it, her grandmother. Both of them. When I mentioned that I thought her grandmother had died over a year ago she turned all shades of purple and red not knowing what to say. I can't remember what her explanation was but I must have bought it as we stayed together for another couple of years and are still friends to this day, 20 years later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Techman
    ........ I can't remember what her explanation was but I must have bought it as we stayed together for another couple of years and are still friends to this day, 20 years later.
    Hey Techman, I have some land in Florida I'd like to sell you cheap !
    Last edited by chef; 09-07-2006 at 08:04 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chef
    Hey Techman, I have some land in Florda I'd like to sell you cheap !
    I got 4 years of insatiable sex, free, that would put most of Mtl's top escorts to shame out of the deal. It was worth it.

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