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"Fat happy Buddha" or "Green Bastard"?

Fat Happy Buddha or Green Bastard?


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Fat Happy Buddha

Mired in the red dust.
Apr 27, 2005
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I need a little feedback from the community. For some time now I've been thinging about changing my handle. About two seconds of thought went into picking the name "Fat Happy Buddha", but lately I've been wondering if it isn't too long. Also, whenever I have a temper tantrum (and we all do sooner or later) somebody is bound to say, "Hey, I think you should go back to your scriptures" or "Say ommmmm".

I've been thinking about calling myself the Green Bastard. It slips nicely off the tongue. It also has a cool, bad-boy flavour which will balance out the fact that I am basically a wus. Finally, I have an easier time imagining a beautiful woman crying out in ecstasy, "Green Bastard, do it again." Am I wrong, or does "Fat Happy Buddha, take me from behind!" not have the same punch?

The only drawback with the name Green Bastard is that I didn't create it. It was a character in the first episode of the Trailer Park Boys I ever saw (so it has a sentimental meaning).

I trust the judgement of the community. If you think FHB is good, I will keep it. Merbites, can you tell me, which is better.......Fat Happy Buddha or Green Bastard?

I thank you in advance for you advice.
 

chef

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Nov 15, 2005
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I liked your latest Cleo's post from the perspective of Fat Happy Buddha; posted as Green Bastard it would have been odd. Self-deprecating humour is great, but calling yourself a bastard ? I don't think so !
 

Cosmo

Active Member
Jul 3, 2005
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Fat Happy Buddah,

I respect you a lot,I wouldn't want to refer to you or call you Bastard.:eek:
Keep you original handle please!

cosmo
 

joelcairo

New Member
Jul 26, 2005
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Stick with FHB it's a cool name. Green Bastard would be more appropriate for someone like Jeff Reardon.
 

Techman

The Grim Reaper
Dec 23, 2004
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Keep the Buddah! I've always thought it was a great handle. besides, after meeting you at the GT on Friday, I can attest to the fact that you are far from being a bastard.:)

Techman
 

Rook01

Amor est vitae essentia
Nov 25, 2004
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In the depths of Dante's Second Circle
I love the the "Fat Happy Budda" handle.
You so need to keep it. Easy to remember and it works.
 

metoo4

I am me, too!
Mar 27, 2004
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If only I knew...
Don't know about the "Fat", never met you...

Happy? Look like it.

Buddha? Look like might be true!

Stick with Fat Happy Buddha, or as G1 suggest, Fat H-B. With the latter, you could even pass for a rapper! :)
 

Fat Happy Buddha

Mired in the red dust.
Apr 27, 2005
368
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Thank you, fellow Merbites, for your help.

In accordance with your wise council, I have resolved to keep the handle Fat Happy Buddha for this life, the next life and all future lives. I shall bear it with pride during all my spiritual and philosophical encounters with she-demons and street trolls.

I wanted to thank you in some way, so I sacrificed my neighbour's cat to the nymph goddess, asking her that each of you might have 1000 blissful "nirvanas" this year.
 

korbel

Name Retired.
Aug 16, 2003
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Her Hot Dreams
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Hello Fat Happy Buddha,

No don't change anything. Your current name has style and a friendly mystique. I really don't think the other choice is worht anything to you.

Contact me,

Korbel
 

mrten

Psychiatric help, 5 cents
Mar 22, 2005
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Green Bastard = What's that green shit dripping from your dick?

Fat Happy Buddha= ommmmmmmmmmm

I'd keep Fat Happy Buddha;)
 

mrten

Psychiatric help, 5 cents
Mar 22, 2005
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gsfb

Has a nice ring to it, is politically correct, (Buddist's won't be offended and Muslims won't kill you) however a little too self-deprecating IMHO.
 
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