Walk the path
Ok so I've been lurking around for 2 months and finally decided to post. I'm posting for two reason, first cause I'm officially a dirty old man. I want to thank you all for making me into a dirty old man, especially my new hero Oliver. You my friend are up there with Gandi. Your like a spiritual leader for the depraved.
Second, well because I have a question for those who have traveled the path I'm on, the path to enlightenment and deprivation. A few weeks into reading posts on merb (mekka of all dirty old men) I decided to change my masseuse for one that provides options. Since then, it's been a slippery slope. I've tried a few different MPs and SCs.
What's next? Do we normally just stick to MPs or SCs or is Olivers stories so enticing that we sooner or later all go for a little walk down Ontario street? Also, what's a normal amount of spending per day/week/month on this hobby? I found that when I started, I was a little aggressive if you wish on my schedule and am now slowing down. That said, my back if aching for a massage right about now .
I think new members could benefit from a path estimator that will plot there degradation so they can plan financially for the future. My financial analysts always tells me to plan ahead, so what should I expect next? independents, escorts, more SCs?
Oh and my favorite acronym has got to be SOG. Whomever came up with that one, pure genius!
Originally Posted by dirtierasigetolder
Just keep in mind that solicitation is illegal in Canada and that this law is sometimes enforced by undercover cops posing as prostitutes.
Some people are very 'street wise', and don't care about this, but if you're a newbie you'd to well to stick to the safer outcall agencies and indies.
A kindred spirit
I myself am a Sexy Senior Citizen, not a dirty old man as you profess. You have so many options in Montreal it's only limited by your financial means and imagination. I myself like them all, and have only not participated in the street scene and incalls just do to the limited time I get to Montreal. The pro's of each as I see it. Massage: It's all about you. You don't have to try to impress the lady and she works you over good, if you find the right ladies. Also the price is usually good. Escorts: WOW what options here. Anything you can dream of and can afford you can have. Just follow the reviews and dive right in. Incalls: Seems to me just from reading the posts, it is the biggest risk to value for the loonie. Hard to find a great girl. Street. I think you need more experience in the hobby before you start down this road. Hard to recognize the working girls from LE and as mentioned in other threads crack ho's are a scary proposition. I'd avoid or at least do a lot of looking before engaging. Best of luck in the hobby. Only one strong piece of advice: Do not let it consume you! There are those who it has to their detriment. You can read all about them in these threads. cheers
Good advice. How safe are escort services? LE doesn't setup shops like that to entrap perverts like us? What's safer, InCall or OutCall? OutCall should be to a hotel right not your dwelling? How about them stealing from you, should we be worried about that? Also, are the $400 an hour really that much better then the $150 an hour escorts? I mean they both look hot but what's the major difference?
Thinking escort is my next step...not ready for it yet but definetly the next step. I agree that the crack ho is just too scary and LE would have a field day with a dweeb like me. Knowing me, I'd probably proposition an LE in uniform!
Great tips, keep'm coming
EUH Peace GUYS...just relax a little. I do admit dirtierasigetolder is not really what we call 'a gentleman'.
Could you please guys consider MERB as a place to post review? all I'm seeing is arguee.... Many thanks
Corleone: If there's offensive posts from dirtierasigetolder that you know of, please report them to the MODs. I agree with you if such things were said, it is offensive and should be dealt with but, this is the MODs job. The way you answered is not acceptable here. You're no newbie and should know that.
I could reply to you and tell you what I think but I have no interest in getting into a flame war with you. I posted my comments and review (which is what this site is for) and if I didn't use # ratings but instead a graphical representation of my experience well maybe it's because I felt like I got had. Or maybe it's cause #'s just didn't properly express my experience. Hopefully all those that read it won't fall for the same trap.
Now if you have a problem with my reviews then don't read them. If the MODS tell me that my review is too offensive then I will tone it down. Personally I prefer somebody telling me how it is then just getting she's a 3/5 look wise.
Now, if you're such a gentleman and want to defend these ladies then by all mean go and shell out the cash for them. Then come back to the site and tell everybody how wrong I am.