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It's always interesting for me when reading the various reports here on Merb about guys doing the DATY thing with the SPs. If DATY is say the equivalent of a BJ for women, then aren't us guys really paying $ for pleasuring the SPs (rather than our own pleasure)? That's the way I see it at least but I'm sure that some of you guys get a real kick out of performing DATY which is fine. So what's everyone's comments on this?
 

General Gonad

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ExoticSpirit said:
It's always interesting for me when reading the various reports here on Merb about guys doing the DATY thing with the SPs. If DATY is say the equivalent of a BJ for women, then aren't us guys really paying $ for pleasuring the SPs (rather than our own pleasure)? That's the way I see it at least but I'm sure that some of you guys get a real kick out of performing DATY which is fine. So what's everyone's comments on this?


Nothing pleasures me more than pleasuring a lady. In fact, I can't get into a session (sexually) if I do not kiss and dine. DATY is amazing, especially with a responsive lady. There is nothing like opening wide and strategically placing your mouth over her clit and then flickering your tongue on the spot, trying to figure out where she likes it the most. Then sucking hard on the clit, biting it with your lips and swerling your tongue deep inside. I know, I am a pig but great DATY is truly amazing!:p

GG
 

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Well I love to eat the pussy and besides, what else am I gonna do between erections? Talk....:rolleyes:
 

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ExoticSpirit said:
It's always interesting for me when reading the various reports here on Merb about guys doing the DATY thing with the SPs. If DATY is say the equivalent of a BJ for women, then aren't us guys really paying $ for pleasuring the SPs (rather than our own pleasure)? That's the way I see it at least but I'm sure that some of you guys get a real kick out of performing DATY which is fine. So what's everyone's comments on this?

I've asked myself that question a million times. Seems like some guys (GG, FHB and others) get off by the real GFE and that means not just her being the girlfriend but you being the boyfriend.

Personally I don't find it appetizing sticking my tongue in a hole that gets more visitors then the grand canyon.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, I'm with an SP cause I just bought myself a human fuck doll for an hour or two.
 

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dirtierasigetolder said:
Personally I don`t find it appetizing sticking my tongue in a hole that gets more visitors then the grand canyon.

You don`t know what you`re missing!:D As for more visitors than the grand Canyon, do you kiss and accept ? When you kiss them, do you think how many cocks has this chic sucked? Do you worry about STIs and ? I personally do not care how many dicks have been in her as long as they`re all wearing a condom.

dirtierasigetolder said:
I`ve said it before and I`ll say it again, I`m with an SP cause I just bought myself a human fuck doll for an hour or two.

You should book Jen from Montreal Hotgirls: no kissing, no DATY and a CBJ. But she is hot and if you can get hard just by watching her strip, doggie must be great.:rolleyes:

GG
 

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Frank29 said:
Well I love to eat the pussy and besides, what else am I gonna do between erections? Talk....:rolleyes:


rofl...talk...classic...actually snorked in the office...
 

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I like seeing reaction. It's all about connecting. Of course, we don't falll in love and don't make love to the lady, we're jut having sex! But, when you get to a certain age, call it experience or whatever, you get past the point of just fucking, you need the human part.

Didn't we have this conversation in another thread not long ago? Topic was not exactly same but the motivation is.
 

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General Gonad said:
You don`t know what you`re missing!:D As for more visitors than the grand Canyon, do you kiss and accept ? When you kiss them, do you think how many cocks has this chic sucked? Do you worry about STIs and ? I personally do not care how many dicks have been in her as long as they`re all wearing a condom.

GG

Kiss...Come on GG, you know I don`t do that...friggin kissing a cesspool. That said, my real head loves a good cesspool. Don`t mind CBJ but what man doesn`t love . I`ll risk the STD, it`s not why I don`t kiss them or DATY them...it`s more that it`s just nasty.

Have you looked at the nicknames people have on this board. Do you really want to be the guy that DATY`s a chick after a guy called MOOSE finishes with her?
 

dirtierasigetolder

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Fat Happy Buddha said:
DATY is good because it means your secretary can still get her typing done.

holly crap...ROFL...LOL...Almost pissed myself
 

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dirtierasigetolder said:
Kiss...Come on GG, you know I don`t do that...friggin kissing a cesspool. That said, my real head loves a good cesspool. Don`t mind CBJ but what man doesn`t love . I`ll risk the STD, it`s not why I don`t kiss them or DATY them...it`s more that it`s just nasty.

Ohhh....is mommy`s little boy afraid of germs? I bet your mommy forced you to wear a hat in summy when you were growing up so you wouldn`t get dizzy, right? And you got spanked when you let the dog lick your ice-cream, didn`t you?

It`s okay. There`s no need to be afraid. Just let it all out. That`s right. There, there. We still love you.

BIG HUG.
 

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aren't us guys really paying $ for pleasuring the SPs

Yes in a way we are, but a happy SP will be more giving to you than one that just goes through the motion.
It is also a selfish act in a way, because it pleases me to get the girl to enjoy herself. It is a real turn on, just the same as making her excited with my tool inside of her.
Aren't you the same? Just looking at how proudly a lot of the reviewers like to announce that the SP came twice or thrice during a session I would guess so.
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I'm with an SP cause I just bought myself a human fuck doll for an hour or two.
Mammamia, mother will wash your mouth with soap for that one
 

dirtierasigetolder

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Fat Happy Buddha said:
Ohhh....is mommy's little boy afraid of germs? I bet your mommy forced you to wear a hat in summy when you were growing up so you wouldn't get dizzy, right? And you got spanked when you let the dog lick your ice-cream, didn't you?

It's okay. There's no need to be afraid. Just let it all out. That's right. There, there. We still love you.

BIG HUG.


LOL...Buddha's got some teeth....Like metoo4 has said, we've had this discussions over and over...conclusion being that you guys secretly want to suck the rest of us off....since we won't allow that, being straight and all, you guys get the next best thing...a used up hole!

Gotta give it to you FHB, bringing my mom into it...classic...that hairy bitch used to dress me funny to...I used to get beat up on daily basis and they always stole my sun hat :)


Next time I take an SP before you FHB, I'll leave you a present :) Just don't say I'm not a giver
 

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dirtierasigetolder said:
LOL...Buddha's got some teeth....Like metoo4 has said, we've had this discussions over and over...conclusion being that you guys secretly want to suck the rest of us off....

Calling me a homosexual? That's it!!! I gonna report you to the Mod. :p ;) Looks like you're gonna spend the next ten days in the company of your favourite beauty. Happy trails!
 

Fat Happy Buddha

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dirtierasigetolder said:
Next time I take an SP before you FHB, I'll leave you a present :) Just don't say I'm not a giver

The SPs I visit usually take a shower before sex, so there's probably not much chance that you and I will be using the same SP.
 
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Fat Happy Buddha said:
The SPs I visit usually take a shower before sex, so there's probably not much chance that you and I will be using the same SP.
Man, who needs to go to a comedy club when all you have to do is log on to Merb and read the one-liners!!! :D
 

General Gonad

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dirtierasigetolder said:
Have you looked at the nicknames people have on this board. Do you really want to be the guy that DATY's a chick after a guy called MOOSE finishes with her?

Moose? I am more afraid of an elf gone wild!:D

But trust me, next time you're with a hotty, take a nice relaxing jaccuzzi, followed by a shower and then slowly make your way down to her Y, teasing her along the way. Then, start slowly with some tongue action before going for the deep dining.

You'll know you're doing well when you see some involuntary spastic movements in her legs as well as some heavy breathing and slight moaning. You know you're doing great when she starts panting heavily, grabbing your hair, pushing you hard on the spot, screaming "oui, oui, mon cherie, just there, just there, yes, yes, OMG!".:p

DATY is awesome, I love it!:p

GG
 

Fat Happy Buddha

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Seriously though, I have difficulty understanding how anyone could not enjoy a nice hour or two of DATY. Stocking legs propped on my shoulders. My hands supporting her arching, quivering back. Of course, not any Y will do. It has to be a small and tightly packaged. I don't like big vagina where you can accidentally get your head stuck inside and you end up running around the room like Mr. Bean, waiting for the fire department to arrive. The most important thing though is the smell. Clean, fresh pussy has the same effect on me as airplane glue. My head kinda buzzes.
 
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General Gonad

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yeah baby!

Fat Happy Buddha said:
Seriously though, I have difficulty understanding how anyone could not enjoy a nice hour or two of DATY. Stocking shoulders propped on my shoulders. My hands supporting her arching, quivering back. Of course, not any Y will do. It has to be a small and tightly packaged. I don't like big vagina where you can accidentally get your head stuck and you end up runny around the room like Mr. Bean, waiting for the fire department to arrive. The most important thing though is the smell. Clean, fresh pussy has the same effect on me as airplane glue. My head kinda buzzes.

LOL, brother FHB, I am with you on this. You have not dined on pussy until you've eaten the two "Ks" - Katryna of Prime Time and Kassandra of Extacy. Katryna wore black fishnet stockings with a nice hole in the middle;) and wrapped her legs around my neck. Kassandra is the only SP where I think I broke my record of staying submerged, feasting on her perfect and clean Y for almost an hour. DELICIOUS!:p

GG
 
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