View Poll Results: Ass pimple

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  • Pop it and hope it heals in time

    10 40.00%
  • Cover it with a Band-Aid

    2 8.00%
  • Go anyway and hope she doesn't notice

    2 8.00%
  • Leave your shorts on & just open the fly for the finish

    0 0%
  • postpone for a couple of days

    1 4.00%
  • stay home and make useless polls

    10 40.00%
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Thread: pimple

  1. #1
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    pimple

    Ok, so you've just got out of the shower, ready to go visit your favorite Masseuse (or at least call for an appointment) and lo & behold, you discover a big pimple forming on your ass. What do you do?
    Last edited by mrten; 02-07-2007 at 03:48 PM.

  2. #2
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    A nice Mickey Mouse Band Aid, or Bob the Sponge! Contraceptive sponge of course...

    stay home and make useless polls
    You just found out why a certain poster here had created so many usless polls in the last month! I guess the pimple problem is now over since it's been about 1 week no new poll were created by that member...

    (Bitching, attacking and complaining to Mods in 3-2-1...)

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    Quote Originally Posted by metoo4
    A nice Mickey Mouse Band Aid, or Bob the Sponge! Contraceptive sponge of course...
    You just found out why a certain poster here had created so many usless polls in the last month! I guess the pimple problem is now over since it's been about 1 week no new poll were created by that member...

    (Bitching, attacking and complaining to Mods in 3-2-1...)
    Ya, some people are just mean evil spirited jackasses who's so frustrated about their crappy life that they need to attack and insult people and put others down so they can feel better about themselves. These people use to piss me off, but now I realize that they need this board to vent, because they are losers and cowards in real life. In essence, they complain on the board rather than ignored what they find useless or uninteresting such as polls, posts and etc to fill an empty void in their lives, because their self image is based on lowering the self image of others. People like these should not be taken seriously as they should be pity and felt sorry for. Personally I know I’m better than these people and so are most of the members here.
    All hail Emperor BDC aka Napoliano Peter Greatzetski Czaro.

  4. #4
    Lance it, put some Polysporin on it 3 times a day, and top it off with a Band-Aid. It will be gone in a jiff.

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    LOL! Start in less than a quarter of a turn, no matter if it's -30 outside! Now, that's high performance!
    Sadly, I can't read the reply from some peoples because of my "ignore" list, and I love it!! Incredible but, more than one person felt I was talking about them... No risk guys and gals, when the hat fit, somebody wear it and this hat is already being used.

    I do the polysporin thing also and it work quite fast but, not hours fast.

    If the appointment is like, right now, Band Aid or cancellation. IMHO, it's not nice to expose the lady to it. Nothing contagious but some might get repulsed.

  6. #6
    Sometimes a pimple on the ass can turn into an abcess wich can require to be surgicaly drained. Then it may not heal because a fistula can be under it. A fistula is a channel that conects your rectum to ur outer skin.
    Usualy such a thing occurs in the perianal region in Chron's disease. Fistulas can get formed in the brain also or connect the rectum to bladder. Then u'd be pissing shit , litteraly.

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by Heynow
    Fistulas can get formed in the brain also
    What happens then ? You think "Shit" ?? ha ha ha

    That's one long channel..!!

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bee
    What happens then ? You think "Shit" ?? ha ha ha

    That's one long channel..!!
    you get the concept

  9. #9
    I have found that Oxy 10 works the best.

  10. #10
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    When I have a pimple, I scratch it off and put poroxide on it. Within hours it's gone and at worse it looks like a little cut for a few hours.
    All hail Emperor BDC aka Napoliano Peter Greatzetski Czaro.

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