View Poll Results: Should SPs charge by the inch???

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  • Under 5 inches...waaaaaaaaa...

    0 0%
  • 5 inches...Gotta keep the lights off.

    1 3.45%
  • 5 1/2 inches...Pass the fertilizer please.

    5 17.24%
  • 6 inches...Fine, but lie about it anyway.

    8 27.59%
  • 6 1/2 inches...Hmmmmm...still a wanna be.

    5 17.24%
  • 7 inches...Display it with pride.

    6 20.69%
  • 8 inches...Oh yeah...love my two-fisted antler.

    2 6.90%
  • 9 inches...Pornstar dreaming, y'all cum girls.

    2 6.90%
  • 10-11 inches...Holy shit, thanks for the horse penis dad.

    0 0%
  • 12 or more...Python man...or...if only this thing had fingers too.

    0 0%
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Thread: SPs to charge by the inch???

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    SPs to charge by the inch???

    Hello all,

    Well, theres a lot of bragging or a lot of lying go on in some posts. So what is the truth? Let's be brave and answer this poll not like "men"...but honest men. Don't be scared. Here is some information to show you the world is not made up of elongated circus freaks. Let's all "stand UP" for who we are and be proud of it.

    But if you can justly compare yourself to some large animal, maybe you should be charged by the inch. Do you think so? After all, not all ladies are thrilled with the extra liability you may bring. It is a business. Wouldn't it be fair to add to the rate for the added burden? What do you think boys...and girls? How about $25 extra per hour for each half inch starting at 7 inches. Rulers will be standard issue for all SPs...lol. Sympathy cards only for those under 5 inches...no discounts.

    http://www.avidum.com/html/penis_size_statistics.html

    Hmmmmm,

    Korbel

    PS

    The previous form of the poll was deleted due to better suggestions. Many apologies to those who took the time to contribute previously.
    Last edited by korbel; 02-23-2007 at 03:45 PM.

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    Korbel,

    I am not surprised to see this snip on a penis enhancement site:

    "Does Penis Size Matter to Women? Another tough one, and again, another one without extensive research. While most websites or publications say that the majority of women don’t care, Durex Condoms conducted a survey of women which revealed over 70% were dissatisfied with the size of their lover’s penis. There seems to be too much conflicting data to come to a conclusion on this, which is probably why so many men worry about it."

    Durex condoms is a credible polling firm. My take on it is that 70% of women are dissatisfied...period.

    GG

    P.S. SPs should charge extra if they run into freaks of nature like this:

    http://pornnewcomer.biz/feb1107galFreaksOCock/

    Or they should tell them "wait, I have to run back down to get the Extra-Extra large condoms" and then run away!!!
    Last edited by General Gonad; 02-23-2007 at 03:49 PM.

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    Just wait until MontrealAsian see's this.

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    Size matters

    My size varies depending upon arousement. I have made more than one women sore the next day, so I guess it is suffient.

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    Fun, that's all.

    Quote Originally Posted by General Gonad
    Korbel,

    I am not surprised to see this snip on a penis enhancement site:

    GG
    Hello GG,

    I know you often take your posts seriously. I do also many times, but here I am not too serious about involving firm valid research. Anyone is welcome to add that if they wish and I will happily join in with whatever positive turn this thread takes. Just be aware I am open about this for fun and serious examination. The link I included is from an enhancement website, but the chart on it is alleged to be from the Kinsey data. If so then we all have something with solid legitimate numbers to measure from. I do invite you and anyone else to add any further data you wish. Thanks for your input.

    Quote Originally Posted by beautydigger
    My size varies depending upon arousement. I have made more than one women sore the next day, so I guess it is suffient.
    Hello Beautydigger,

    How many of us have apolgized for our excessive zeal or size...only to smirk behind her back thinking...oh yeah...look at how she walks...Im so damn gooood...lol.

    Bad boy,

    Korbel
    Last edited by korbel; 02-23-2007 at 04:43 PM.

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    Its not real, notice how the base is never shown, he always has his hands there, never changes size\shape, always the same color.

    Im happy the way i am, sure it could always be bigger (who wouldnt want that) but since its above avg its good for me :P.

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    Try TWO!

    Quote Originally Posted by picaron
    Its not real, notice how the base is never shown, he always has his hands there, never changes size\shape, always the same color.

    Im happy the way i am, sure it could always be bigger (who wouldnt want that) but since its above avg its good for me :P.
    Hello Picaron,

    A crazy friend of mine sent me a video of a guy with two cocks. No hiding any part of his body and he had sex with a woman with both of them. What sucks is each of his were bigger than mine. Now that's just plain hoarding. What a way to count sogs...DAMN!!!

    Double penis envy,

    Korbel
    Last edited by korbel; 02-23-2007 at 09:30 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Korbel
    Hello Picaron,

    A crazy friend of mine sent me a video of a guy with two cocks. No hiding any part of his body and he had sex with a woman with both of them. What sucks is each of his were bigger than mine. Now that's just plain hoarding. DAMN!!!

    Double penis envy,

    Korbel
    Well thats just unbeatable.

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    Wink Penis Size: Width May Be More Important Than Length for Female

    To study the effect of penis width vs. length on female sexual satisfaction, 50 sexually active female undergraduate students were asked which felt better, i. e., was penis width or length more important for their sexual satisfaction. None said they did not know or that width and length were equally satisfying. A large majority, 45 of 50, said width was more important (p<.001). Implications are discussed, including the fact that the data seem to contradict Masters and Johnson about penis size having no physiological effect on female sexual satisfaction.

    http://www.biomedcentral.com/content...874-1-1-b1.pdf

    GG

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    Don't over-extend yourself!!!

    If it ain't broke, don't tamper with it:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Bn0nZ3ivA4

    LOL!

    GG

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    Question Korbel

    Korbel, why all the interest in other members cock sizes?

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    Poll edited.

    Hello all,

    In the name of political correctness and personal sensitivity the section of the poll connecting short size to an ethnic group was edited by one of the mods; Mod6 I believe. I hope no one was offended since this is mostly just for laughs. I realize certain facts of life pertaining to various distinct characteristics among different racial, ethnic, social, political, religious groups, genders, and sexual orientations have inehrent sensitivities. However I wonder if specific incontrovertible facts must always be completely taboo as a source of humor. Yes, humor can be a very sensitive thing and tastes vary greatly. But should every bit of non-malicious fact-based humor be subject to editing in order to spare every possibility of offense. It seems it has to be. Well, I hope the change is satisfactory to anyone who may have been offended.

    To mrten...funny!

    Peace,

    Korbel
    Last edited by korbel; 02-25-2007 at 03:35 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Korbel
    Hello all,

    I hope no one was offended since this is mostly just for laughs. Yes, humor can be a very sensitive thing and tastes vary greatly.
    To mrten...funny!

    Peace,

    Korbel
    Thanks Korbel, it was meant to be

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    Another one bites the dust....

    Hello Korbel,

    You have just become politically corrected. It's a mad sad bad world.

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    Ouch.

    Quote Originally Posted by beautydigger
    Hello Korbel,

    You have just become politically corrected. It's a mad sad bad world.
    Hello Beautydigger,

    If we carry this direction to its ultimate conclusion...I think all humor would die. Even laughing at oneself might be outlawed. Heres to perfect CORRECTNESS.

    Puuuuuuke,

    Korbel

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