Ah, the ol's skid-mark issue. Being neurotically clean, I've never had the problem myself (at least I hope!!), but I remember a co-worker who told us how he farted in his honeymoon bed and in the process let loose a flood of diarrhea. I wasn't too surprised when he got divorced a couple years later.
Or did it happen to me? Did I shit in my wedding bed? Must......repress......painful......memory. No...it was....a.... co-worker.
Ah, the ol's skid-mark issue. Being neurotically clean, I've never had the problem myself (at least I hope!!), but I remember a co-worker who told us how he farted in his honeymoon bed and in the process let loose a flood of diarrhea. I wasn't too surprised when he got divorced a couple years later.
Or did it happen to me? Did I shit in my wedding bed? Must......repress......painful......memory. No...it was....a.... co-worker.