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    Smile Midway through giving head, Missus asks...

    "what's the difference between paying and not paying?" Perplexed, Mister retorts: "$200?"
    - That's all?

    What else? Help!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ziggy Montana
    "what's the difference between paying and not paying?" Perplexed, Mister retorts: "$200?"
    - That's all?

    What else? Help!
    "...the same difference as between taking and not taking a bite..."

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    How about:

    "When not paying I don't need a stopwatch to make sure I get my 2 SOGs."
    Last edited by Fat Happy Buddha; 05-24-2007 at 11:01 PM.

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    Or:

    "Yeahhhhhh........the Senators just scored!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by traveller_76
    But everything but cost being equal, isn't the difference between both more like taking a bite and taking a bite?

    t76
    Well, as Queen has put it in the early eighties:

    "...Another one bites the dust
    And another one gone and another one gone
    Another one bites the dust hey
    Hey I'm gonna get you too
    Another one bites the dust..."

    And Freddie himself did take the wrong bite!

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    Other suggestions that don't involve teeth? err.

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    Quote Originally Posted by traveller_76
    But everything but cost being equal, isn't the difference between both more like taking a bite and taking a bite?
    Someone needs serious reprogramming here! Joke aside and given that, irrespective of the amount of money associated, a bite will only be a bite, there exists (perhaps) hope for a tomorrow, a tomorrow of care and exempt of self-interest that needs to be invented. Maybe then a bite will feel like a caress on both the giving and the receiving side of the deal. (and speaking of giving and receiving, Mister believes that oral sex is like X_Mas: fun to receive, so much more fun to give - oh! oh! oh!)

    p.s. How about them Ottawa Senators!
    Last edited by z/m(Ret); 05-25-2007 at 06:49 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fat Happy Buddha
    "Yeahhhhhh........the Senators just scored!!"
    Quote Originally Posted by Fat Happy Buddha
    "When not paying I don't need a stopwatch to make sure I get my 2 SOGs."
    Scoring in Ottawa on two SOG's would be an appropriate title for Tony's upcoming (lol) biography.
    Last edited by z/m(Ret); 05-25-2007 at 08:16 AM.

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    What if the girl have an overbite?

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    Talking More teeth

    Quote Originally Posted by metoo4
    What if the girl have an overbite?
    This thread is a dentist's porcelain dream.

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    Talking Impure thoughts...

    Quote Originally Posted by Roland
    "To stop biting, man should have telephone book ready to hit lady."..

    (Originally Posted by Sotnikov ..from the other side) .....i know,i know..just couldn't resist...
    Flashing Balkan wisdom! Just a thought: what if instead of seeking a sensible reply to an embarrassing question (and moment), Mister tells Missus to stfu, spins her around and fucks the devil out of her? (with an entire colony of ants watching...)

    p.s. for two loafs of bread - top that!
    Last edited by z/m(Ret); 05-25-2007 at 12:33 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ziggy Montana
    ... (with an entire colony of ants watching...)
    It all depends! Are they red ants? Because red ants DO bite!

    With that many bites, you get a bad case of bites over-bites! Is there a dentist in the house?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ziggy Montana
    "what's the difference between paying and not paying?" Perplexed, Mister retorts: "$200?"
    - That's all?

    What else? Help!
    "You swallow, honey. Most self-respecting SPs won't do that."

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    The Elizabethan Questionnaire

    Quote Originally Posted by Fat Happy Buddha
    "You swallow, honey. Most self-respecting SPs won't do that."
    Thanks. Now that you've edifyed me, any idea how Mister can exorcise her demons?
    Last edited by z/m(Ret); 05-25-2007 at 05:21 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ziggy Montana
    Thanks. Now that you've edifyed me, any idea how Mister can exorcise her demons?
    We're not talking about a real world experience here, are we Ziggy? If we are, then that would make you the second to fall this month.

    Mods.....there is a mole inside Merb!!
    Last edited by Fat Happy Buddha; 05-25-2007 at 06:14 PM.

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