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je me suis gratter la tete un ptit boutte apres que quelquun m est envoyer vers ce site en cherchant comment il avait bien pu faire !!!

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Elizabeth said:
JAG, fais comme moi : tape un faux numéro et tu pourras tout de même voir le résultat. :)


Ah ben, je vais écoeurer du monde avec cette idée ... ! :D
 

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wilko26 said:
Si vous tappez un faux numero vous manquer une partie du concept... faites le avec vous meme et non un ami.

Wilko


J'ai pas eu l'idée de faire ça a un ami ... :D :D :D
 

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Je viens de remarquer que le post#2 de wilko26 explique en gros comment ca marche.:p

wilko26 said:
http://www.time4vids.com/

C'est un faux site de video genre youtube avec un systeme en arrière qui genere les videos selon ce que tu rentres comme infos...

La magie d'internet ;)

Donc, j'efface mon ancien post pour ne pas être redondant.
Ca m'apprendra à ne pas lire le thread au complet avant de répondre.:p

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Il faut bien rire un peu ... ce qui m'a fait pensé a cette histoire que j'ai lu quelque par ... :rolleyes: Et qui est un genre de système semblable mais
géré par un humain !

Anger Management!

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know. Take it out on someone you don't know.

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello."

I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?"

Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing number!" and he slammed down the phone. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that
I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.

After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.

When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put
it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!" It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole' calling
would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone. I quickly called him back and
said, "That's because you're an asshole!" and hung up.

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. So
me guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his back window; so
I wrote down his number.

A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his number on speed dial,) I thought that I'd better call the BMW asshole, too.

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"
He said, "Yes, it is."

I asked, "Can you tell me where I can see it?"

He said, "Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax. It's a yellow rambler, and the car's parked right out in front."

I asked, "What's your name?"

He said, "My name is Don Hansen."

I asked, "When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

He said, "I'm home every evening after five."

I said, "Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

He said, "Yes?"

I said, "Don, you're an asshole!"

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I had a problem: I had two assholes to call.

Then I came up with an idea. I called asshole #1.

He said, "Hello."

I said, "You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

He asked, "Are you still there?"

I said, "Yeah."

He screamed, "Stop calling me."

I said, "Make me."

He asked, "Who are you?"

I said, "My name is Don Hansen."

He said, "Yeah? Where do you live?"

I said, "Asshole, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, a yellow rambler.
I have a black Beamer parked in front."

He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying
your prayers."

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole," and hung up.

Then I called Asshole #2.

He said, "Hello?"

I said, "Hello, asshole."

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..."

I said, "You'll what?"

He said, "I'll kick your ass,"

I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now."

Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, and that I was on my way over there to kill my g=
ay lover.

Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down in Oaktree Blvd. in Fairfax.

I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax. I got there just in
time to watch two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter, and surrounded by a news crew.

NOW I feel much better.

Anger management really does work.


En espérant que vous avez bien rit !
:D :D :D :D :D
 

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Elizabeth said:
Ah...

Assurément, je manque quelque chose de très excitant. :rolleyes:


On a surement pas la même définition de ce qui est excitant mais le but de ce site est de faire de la pub et d'en faire parler et je crois que c'est réussi dans le cas de merb :)
 
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