Next Hobby Summit...Setting the Agendy???
The next great and holy Hobby Summit is being organized to solve the awesome questions plaguing our unique world. Here is you chance to contribute to the discussion. Please add any questions or points you think should be covered.
So far, these are the grave questions set to be addressed:
SEX TOYS: Removing the ban on saddles and ball gag harnesses.
VAGINAL OR ANAL: So close and yet so far. Should it be optional? Should SHE be able to do it to you?
SP DEALS: Coupons, buy 1 get 1, vip points, frequent flier miles, or a bag of popcorn with every SOG?
DONATION EQUITY: Aren’t experienced hobbyists professional providers too?
ZIGGYISM: A frightening quantum leap in human intellect, or just a pain in the butt?
SP DRESS CODES: Whatever happened to leather and dog collars?
MOD RULINGS: Justice or a never ending circle jerk?
DEFINING GFE: An honest discussion or coercion to get a young hottie to do what your wife won’t?
GG: An escapee specimen from Area 51, or did we kill the 2nd messiah?
OVER THE BORDER HOBBYING: Don't 11,000,000 Mexicans deserve to have fun too?
REVIEWS: Should the ladies rate your skill, size, and greasiness?
SP PENSIONS: What do you do if your mother or wife gets checks?????
Last edited by korbel; 07-01-2007 at 02:16 PM.
I'll be bringing a stick, blindfolds, candies and HA66 for the piñata game.
A much more important question: will EB approve the above over a regulation table?? If so, it might solve space issues at the next GT...
Where are the figgin' minutes!
Well, I was there with Joey Cool 007, Rumpleforeskiin, Fat Happy Buddha, Agrippa, Roland, and Techman. I discovered two days later that Lion Heart was in an accident just prior to the gathering. He is OK at home, but restricted there for a while.
Too bad you were not there. We could have used the "stick, blindfolds, candies and HA66 for the piñata game". As it was you did not miss much. The waitresses were all trying to get Agrippa's phone number and one even played with his zipper and licked his chest just to encourage him. Buddha brought party favors including his special hashish condiments. Techman and Roland found a deep shared mutual interest in everything connected to computers and went off to a hotel room explore their shared mutual intimate interests. Joey and I hid mini cams everywhere we thought the waitresses might stop so we could "enjoy" the upskirt footage later. And the guys in the place were completely captivated by the charms of your goat who wore a pink polka-dotted halter top and matching high heels.
As for the original agenda:
The ban on "saddles and ball gag harnesses" was removed, but to be fair to the ladies are also allowed to use strapons and spurs.
VAGINAL OR ANAL: Anal is still not optional without extra compensation unless you are taking your special friend on a pilgrimage to Brokeback Mountain.
SP DEALS: The question of coupons, buy 1 get 1, vip points, frequent flier miles, or a bag of popcorn with every SOG was resolved in favor of a six pack of Orville Redenbacher cheddar popcorn and a 10 pack of ribbed condoms for every $500 spent.
DONATION EQUITY: The question of whether SPs are sevicing hobbyists or hobbyists are servicing SPs was obvious. We're men so we believe they should be happy and content to pay us.
ZIGGYISM: Is it frightening quantum leap in human intellect, or just a pain in the butt? We have decided Ziggy is a highly advanced techno-human hybrid organism better worshipped than questioned.
SP DRESS CODES: Jeans are absolutely forbidden in favor of leather strapping, chains, dog collars, whips, and a gallon of butterscotch pudding for all encounters
MOD RULINGS: There are no real rules. They just nail the biggest pain in the butt when the mood hits them.
DEFINING GFE: A true GFE, like every real girlfriend should just do as her man wants. This is based on the omniscient truths of the Malleus Maleficarum.
GG: As for whether GG is "an escapee specimen from Area 51, or did we kill the 2nd messiah" the question is still open for debate. For now we define him somewhere between a prophet and a contagious virus.
OVER THE BORDER HOBBYING: Don't 11,000,000 Mexicans deserve to have fun too? YES! But they must go South instead of North.
REVIEWS: Should the ladies rate your skill, size, and greasiness? The ladies should have the same right to rate the clients. However, this question needs a foundation of reference. It's scarry if we use the Ziggy scale and too ego bloating with the GG scale. So we have decided I should be sacrificed as a sex slave to all SPs for a month as the key reference of measure.
SP PENSIONS: What do you do if your mother or wife gets checks????? Hit her up for a loan.
Oh Yeah. While you unable to attend the summit your goat engineered a coup. She is now the chairman and you will be entertaining the sailors from now on. Sorry, I helped her.
What happened at Cleo's after the meeting is a classified secret. At least it was until everyone started posting about it. Hey L'il Kim...my nipple still hurts.
Last edited by korbel; 07-24-2007 at 06:06 PM.
Originally Posted by Roland
Yeah, that goes without saying. Of course it was you who did everything possible to put me in the fuzzy. Damn, did you see L'il Kim. I'm talking marriage, shared bank accounts and credit cards, kids, separation, divorce , and poverty...all for her. She may even get a saddle on ME...lol. Yup, sex slave to an exotic booty hottie.