escort code of ethics
Just wondering if it's in the escort code of ethics/conduct to always tell the client their package is large...you know larger than most. At first that's what I thought but lately I test them when they say it and they hold their ground with a straight face.
Yeah but does she have to highlight how big?
This is an interesting topic but I think 'etiquette' would be a better choice of words than 'code of ethics'. I have a couple of stories in that regard.
Once I was with an SP, and after she had taken her clothes off it appeared that she had not shaven her legs and prepared properly. She said this would be a true GFE experience since she was not truly diligent in that regard. I just said "wow, its too bad I shaved my balls else I would be able to provide you with a BFE experience!"
The other issue is that of the donation. I usually place it in a plain envelope in plain view (on the coffee table or whatever works) and never discuss it or mention it at all. SPs usually discretely take it away at the end of the session. Even if they want to count it at the beginning, I expect her to excuse herself to the bathroom and take care of it there. Well with one SP I saw she came in, asked in a loud voice "is that the money?". I said "yes", and then she said "So for 2 hours it should be $320", then opened the envelope in front of me and started counting.
Last edited by General Gonad; 09-13-2007 at 08:38 AM.
LOL, and the final rule is to always tell him that he was like no other client she has ever experienced.
Originally Posted by Equanimity
K.I.S.S ( Keep it simple stupid.)
I usually bring large bills to keep the math v-e-r-y simple. I dont want to sound like an A-hole but the size of my package is irrelavent. It's the "ME" world and as long as I get mine that's what important. I have been with sp with such a "large" package that the encounter is not even fun for me. I had a provider once told me you can do me now, and of course I was in her . All joking aside IMHO she can get hers with the next guy or with her pimp, this sound bad but if I'm out to please very sp in the world then I need to be the one that's counting the paycheck. Don't get me wrong I do my best to take care of business when I'm there. But being a shallow individual that I'm ,and only wanting to hook up with 20's years old hotties, I realized that it is all about me.
Man this hobby is killing my dating life.
Originally Posted by ZoneAlarm
There are only two SPs I ever bought gifts for and I never slept with them. I met them for lunch and a coffee. It's a long story but apart from those two, I never buy SPs gifts and I only tip agency ladies ($160/hour agencies) if I am really satisfied.
I use to be way more liberal, tipping everyone, including high priced indies, at the beginning of a session. Then I stopped to think about it, and I stopped that nonsense.
Getting back to what Maria Divina wrote, yes, it makes sense to let her count in front of you to avoid any accusations that you did not provide the right amount. I think most guys pay in bills of $20 because, if they're like me, they can't wait for a bank teller to get the high denomination bills.
Re: escort code of ethics/conduct
How about when your banging along for quite awhile and she says “ Cum, come on Cum already”.