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Thread: Calorie counters beware!

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    Calorie counters beware!

    I just want to warn you MERB hobbyist out there that some of the stuff our there can kill you. Like the high quality ice cream from Ben and Jerrys, eating one small portion can give you as many calories as eating 4 hamburgers. Places like KILOs and Calories that serve cheese cake can have as much as 1500 to 2200 calories per serving. Their Mouse cakes are made out of shortning coloring and sugar.
    Take care of yourselves, don't want any of you to croak from a heart attack while your humping and Sp or when an Mp is jerking your WIPPLE WEASEL!

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    well, then why should calorie counters be worried? Shouldn't the people who don't count their calories be worried instead?
    Last edited by fensterlein; 02-12-2004 at 04:01 PM.
    In my opinion, blondes are more eye-catching, brunettes are more attractive.

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    Vladimir
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    I think I am worried about reading an escort review site that talks about ice cream and souvlaki. he he he.

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    We got to keep out energy up, right?

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    Vladimir
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    I always have a lot of pasta and cheesecake for desert before meeting an SP for three-four hour workout in Montreal. Before she arrives I swallow a couple of Xenadrine pills and soon after ... let the fuckathon begin. When she leaves I have a long hot shower and sleep like a baby. When I wake up the next day it feels like I have lost 10lb. Honestly, I have lost 10lb each and every time I come to your city.

    I say screw Atkins! Here comes MED (Montreal Escort Diet!!!)

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    Vladimir,
    With Xenadrine pills, what is the longest time you punch a girls.

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    Vladimir
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    I like to keep my "Montreal" dates occupied for 3 hours, if they can keep up. Half an hour is spent with chitchat and romanticism bull to get them going. After that it is gloves off until the referee (driver) calls her to break up the fight!!!

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    Isn't Xenadrine a weight loss pill?
    Last edited by fensterlein; 02-14-2004 at 01:52 PM.
    In my opinion, blondes are more eye-catching, brunettes are more attractive.

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    Is it like viagra?

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    Is it available over the counter or is it prescribed?

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    Vladimir
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    be careful

    No, its not like viagra. It is available over the counter and all over the internet. It is a herbal supplement.

    Taking a couple of pills before a workout helps the body postpone fatigue. Taking a couple of pills and sitting on your ass all day is a waste of money. It kicks in when you push your body to the limits. To give you an example, the turbo mechanism in car engines doesn't kick in when the engine is idle. No point in doing that.

    Please be careful here. This is a different animal.
    Even if the ingredients are harmless the advice of a doctor who knows your medical history is a must.

    The detailed ingredients are published on the web. Briefly here is what you get: green tea, coccoa bean, yerba mate, ginger root, citrus, grape seed, pentahydroxyflavone, tetrahydroxyflavone.

    Once again, please be careful, especially if you are overweight, have a heart condition or you have an expensive lawyer!!!

    Pills, sex, love or NOT, the only muscle in your body you can't afford to fuck with and you don't let other people fuck with is your heart.
    Last edited by Vladimir; 02-15-2004 at 09:42 AM.

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    thank you Vladimir

    I will talk to my doctor 1st. then Im of to the races!!!!
    Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude.

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    Vladimir,

    2 and a half hours? Wow, is that non-stop pumping, or do you take small breaks in between?
    In my opinion, blondes are more eye-catching, brunettes are more attractive.

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    Vladimir
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    fensterlein... mileage may vary, that is, my mileage... he he he.

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    Myids,

    Its not the 2200 calories you shove in your face in one sitting, its all of the calories that you consume that will kill you. How many young guys that you have known or have heard about that keeled over from a heart attack? ( I have known a few, and heard of many more)

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