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Thread: MERB's worst SPs of the year

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    MERB's worst SPs of the year

    I was recently in Montreal and had some bad experiences.
    Since being a nice guy, I don't want to post names, but prefer to let others do the naming.
    I mean, some SPs who are in this business are in just for the money.
    They don't want to do anything, just lazy.
    Here are the nominees..... so others can benefit from the experiences.

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    Quote Originally Posted by New York
    I was recently in Montreal and had some bad experiences.
    Since being a nice guy, I don't want to post names, but prefer to let others do the naming.
    Sure...said otherwise: "I'm Mr. Nice Guy but why don't all you jerks trash some names here".

    Sorry, I generally don't care much about popularity contest polls but I'm against this one. If you had good or bad experiences during your last trip, why don't you post detailed reviews about them and let others judge. It's the best way to help.

    Lion Heart

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    To have a bad experience in this city you have to get here first

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    I am with Lion Heart on this one.

    I think a better idea to start a thread "SP's going way past the Call of Duty"!!!

    It would start with the Client describing himself....... I had just broken my old record of 74 beers while watching a hockey game on TV. I had been eating my special diet of beans and cabbage for 2 months straight and I am starting to lose weight, now I am down to 534 1/2 pounds! Anyhow I
    decided in my drunken stupor to call a agency for a SP at 2AM.... Looking back I wish I had shaved sometime this week & I had no hot water so I have not showered for over a month. Because of the open sores in my mouth, I have not been brushing my teeth for a solid month, no big deal if you only have 5 teeth left, like I do...........

    Seriously, why would anyone just post anything negative without details to back it up? In my life, I have not met anyone that is nice to everyone, regardless of their job? Why should we expect SP to any different? My worst SP is sure to be another guy's ATF. That's life. At least with a full review, you can understand a little about where the reviewer is coming from. Also some people just hate....... who knows why & who really cares? If you really want help everyone post a review and bring it all out into the open...... maybe you are missing something....... I noticed that I get really bad service when I wear a Hockey mask and leave my large Ax collection scattered around the motel room.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lion Heart
    Sure...said otherwise: "I'm Mr. Nice Guy but why don't all you jerks trash some names here".

    Sorry, I generally don't care much about popularity contest polls but I'm against this one. If you had good or bad experiences during your last trip, why don't you post detailed reviews about them and let others judge. It's the best way to help.

    Lion Heart
    Look at the source of this post. Take a glance at the posting history of the author...My guess...the problems weren't with the girls I'm 100% with Maxima on this one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maxima
    How about Merb's Most Useless Post(s) Of the Year?
    My vote: All posts by New York.
    245 posts = 246 childish questions.
    I am pissed. You forgot me !?!

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    Smile La pire de toutes et de loin

    Ça remonte à loin pour moi, du temps ou' l'internet ne servait pas de véhicule publicitaire pour escortes et que les clients bookaient d'instinct.

    Telles les archives nationales, je pense qu'après près de vingt ans je peux me permettre de désarchiver ce dossier sans craindre que la SP, un certaine Myriam, qui a déjà presque atteint l'âge béni de retirer sa pension de vieillesse, ne se reconnaisse et prenne insulte, à supposer bien sûr qu'elle lise ce board.

    Myriam, donc, inoubliable de laideur, d'une maigreur proverbiale, de la paille en guise de cheveux "bleachés" Miss Clairol #613 de surcroît... On aurait juré que son coiffeur était une tondeuse à gazon. Mascara noir épais avec des motons qui lui pendaient aux cils (genre liquid paper après deux semaines d'utilisation), du rouge à lèvres qu'elle a dû appliquer en faisant du rodéo, d'une blancheur qui ferait passer Casper pour un sénégalais...

    Je lui ai pas mis un doigt sur l'os de l'omoplate (à part les dents, c'était la partie la plus charnue de son corps) qu'elle se met en plus à gémir et à se trémousser et pis à me lancer des "ohhhh" et des "ahhhh" qui lui auraient valus un Oscar si elle avait tenu le rôle du muffler de char dans Elvis Gratton III...

    C'en était trop. Je ne savais pas comment me tirer de ce mauvais pas, je craignais de l'insulter en la renvoyant.

    Alors j'ai feint d'avoir un malaise, payé mon dû, et lui ai demandé poliment de quitter.

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