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    SPs who leave the bathroom a mess

    It's near the end of an otherwise great session when she asks if she could take a shower.

    You watch her hot little ass bounce out of bed and into the bathroom. That's where the magic ends.

    You hear the shower start up, the toilet flush a half-dozen times, and then it sounds like she's doing battle with a narwhale.

    After what seems like 40 minutes you help her on with her coat, give her a little kiss and out she goes.

    Here starts the horror. The bath towels are soaked (even the one you used before the session) and laying on the floor or in the tub. The shower curtain is completely out of the tub and there's 4 inches of water on the floor. One of the washcloths is in the toilet and the other 3 are in the sink which is still running and spilling onto the floor. The hairdryer is also in the sink and that's the reason the electricity's shorted-out on this floor, the floor below and the floor above.

    So instead of kicking back with a drink and watching The Office on Global, you're doing damage control. Fishing hairballs out of the sink (was she shedding?), mopping up the floor with already saturated towels, trying to wring them out, trying to ignore the manager banging on your door, and wondering if there's enough toilet paper to use to dry yourself off after a shower.

    You can't help but wonder if this is what it looked like after Katrina and no wonder FEMA was helpless.

    I won't mention any names because your experience may be different than mine.

    Face 5/5
    Body 4/5 (I like a little more in the breast area)
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    Service 5/5
    Bathroom etiquette -100/5
    "better to be shot out of a cannon than squeezed out of a tube"

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    I won't mention her name because she's an agency girl working off the clock.
    "better to be shot out of a cannon than squeezed out of a tube"

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    My solution to this is to take the shower with her.

    I've done it often.

    Heck, you've just done something more intimate than this so why not?

    Sometimes she has gotten so comfortable with me, she has thought nothing of peeing in front of me, sitting on the toilet while we talk.
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    Any translation available for Maylee's post? Just a general overview would be appreciated.
    "better to be shot out of a cannon than squeezed out of a tube"

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    I also had a similar experience recently. Whether or not you post names, I hope sp's and agencies are aware that we do not appreciate when an sp uses every towel in the bathroom. They may not realize that we did not rent the room just to accommodate their appointment, and will be taking a shower ourselves, or perhaps inviting other guests later in the day. This detracts from the experience, and may cause customers to not repeat with girls who show such poor manners. On the other hand, I have seen many people complain about sp's not showering at all.

    Once I had a girl ask if she could take all of the hotel toiletries. I thought that was also rather rude, and I would not want to repeat with her.

    Of course either of these scenarios would be overshadowed by incredible sex.

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    I guess this whole thread is a little funny for me. I recently stayed at The Omni, and their whole setup seems to have the business traveler, who is looking for outcall, in mind. They even give you little bottles of Listerine mouthwash! The bathroom is very large, but the room is just enough for the bed & loveseat.

    While I love the HDLM, their shower/bath sucks, because I love showering with the SP's afterwards! I mean what is hotter than nice sudsy breasts? I guess I have been very lucky, in that I have only been with 2 Montreal SP's that I would not repeat with and none of the SP's trashed my bathroom. I should note that I bring my own products and rarely use the hotel's freebies. I also bring products for the SP's, like Bath & Bodyworks Body Wash(to keep their skin soft & smelling nice) and VS lotions to put on their legs after the shower......... I love doing this....... and getting my last little peek at their kitty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Medic_565
    Any translation available for Maylee's post? Just a general overview would be appreciated.
    Here you go, Medic, as best as I can...

    Not just the SPs ...
    I can easily understand the situation.

    I had to deal with this situation a few times ... A real mess in my bathroom, similar to Medic, and I did not find it funny.

    In addition, at our place, it's not a hotel room, so it's even worse.

    I dare not imagine how these clients are when they are at home. It must be a real brothel ...

    It's a lack of knowing how to live, really ...
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    SERGEANT: Like a big blue bird....with bright red boots! Why don't you take the rest of the night off now, Mooney. Go back to Murphy's bar and finish what you plainly started. I'll be off myself in a bit and join ya there...

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    Quote Originally Posted by happygolucky
    I guess this whole thread is a little funny for me. I recently stayed at The Omni, and their whole setup seems to have the business traveler, who is looking for outcall, in mind. They even give you little bottles of Listerine mouthwash! The bathroom is very large, but the room is just enough for the bed & loveseat.
    HGL,

    The Omni stuck you in a smaller room, because not all of the rooms look like that - you should always reject the attempt to stick you in the small corner rooms. However, I do agree with your other comments about the Omni basically being "Outcall Central." When I was there a few weeks ago, one of the doormen who recognized me from past trips openly joked about the nice looking ladies who would be visiting later in the evening. It's basically to the point where they know that you know they know, and it's not even an issue to make such statements, which would be politically incorrect anywhere else.

    M565,

    It's something about women and bathrooms. I don't know what it is, but I saw one SP who also took liberties with my bathroom. I also read in another thread a client reporting that an SP had raided his shaving kit, which is a major offense. I think the attitude is that bathroom cleaning is the hotel cleaning staff's problem and not yours, and in truth, it is the hotel cleaning staff that is responsible for straightening out your bathroom. On my last trip I tipped the Omni hotel staff generously for excellent duty in cleaning my room, and my bed and bathroom in particular. There was a lot to do, and they did what had to be done. They also organized all of my shaving necessities (two different electric razors, attachments, and razor blades) very nicely.
    Last edited by EagerBeaver; 12-14-2007 at 05:53 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Medic_565
    Here starts the horror. The bath towels are soaked (even the one you used before the session) and laying on the floor or in the tub. ... The hairdryer is also in the sink and that's the reason the electricity's shorted-out on this floor, the floor below and the floor above.
    Medic, I Love your post! Good satire (if only...). You could also add: there is no more hot water in the whole building... She was using a sponge and removed it, so it blocked the toilet which is now overflowing on your floor as you did not suspect it.... She wrote you a "tender" love note with her lipstick on the mirror...

    Well at least the bedsheets are still (mostly) dry!

    Seriously best way for this not to happen: join her in the bathroom!

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    After finishing my "date" with a SP, (I don't remember with whom and even if I do remember, I probably wouldn't post it since I'm not sure) I went to the hotel's washroom to shower like I normally do and it wasn't in a mess like some of the horror stories above but there was some white powdery stuff on my counter (which I'm sure was not sugar) as well as what seemed to be bits of tobacco. The sink also had a glob of what looked like beige face/hand cream or foundation.

    The SP had taken a shower and hung back her used towels on the towel bar so all the towels appeared to have been used because they were moved somewhat and weren't neatly on the towel bar.

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    Best way ????

    What is the best way to get rid of the prophylactic devices and stains in the room ?????

    Options are, to burn it ? or to throw it down the toilet ? it might get stuck in the sewer ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by New York
    What is the best way to get rid of the prophylactic devices and stains in the room ?????

    Options are, to burn it ? or to throw it down the toilet ? it might get stuck in the sewer ?
    Another intelligent post by NY.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EagerBeaver
    I think the attitude is that bathroom cleaning is the hotel cleaning staff's problem and not yours, and in truth, it is the hotel cleaning staff that is responsible for straightening out your bathroom.
    I agree with you but no one wants the hotel cleaning staff to see a pigsty when they go into your room or into your washroom. I normally just make sure that everything is somewhat tidy and the used towels are either on the floor next to the bathtub or in the bathtub (obviously without any water in the bathtub). I've seen notes in the washroom indicating that clients should place towels that they want replaced either in the bathtub or on the floor next to the bathtub and with the towels that they want to re-use they should keep them on the towel bar/rack.

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    I had a bad experience a few years ago in Toronto. The SP must have been in the bathroom for about 30 minutes. I asked her if she's alright and she mumbles that she is. I do this again a few more times and she confirms she's fine.

    After about 45 minutes I decide to just open the door to see what's up. I saw blood all over every single towel and the SP sitting in the bathtub shooting up!

    I left $100 for the cleaning ladies. Place looked like a murder scene!.
    Last edited by Kangol; 12-15-2007 at 02:55 PM.

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