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    Divorce Final

    Well, dear friends, I received notice today that my divorce is final, as of this past Tuesday. Congratulations will be accepted here. If any of you wish to toss in a few looneys apiece to help me celebrate with an hour of fun with Ms. Blanche of Montreal Wiener Warmers, I will not refuse.

    This just in: Joe.T has graciously offered to match all other donations so that Naughty Mildred can join in with Ms. Blanche in helping me shed the scars of all those years of living hell.
    The mounties always get their man.

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    The divorce may be final, but is this going to be your final divorce? Or will the umpire in marital heaven call this one a ball and grant you another strike and, if so, will you finally line the ball into the gap, or will it be another swing and miss?
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    Question Some of the results of a break up.

    Rumpleforeskin i hope that you have made peace with the outcome of your divorce.

    I just ended a long term relationship that went on for many years.
    Now we are just very good friends, and the only problem is that i allways
    knew exactly what to do in the weekends, without him i am a bit lost
    but i have more time to work on my school work and my passions.

    In break ups the main problem is that we lose not only a lover but also a friend and the confort of sharing things. I am happy that we have remain good friends.

    On the other hand i am freer agaim, freer to do whatever i want and to be romantically envolved with whoever, i am just not ready for anything serious right now. I need an emotional vacation.
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    Ohh Julian I'm sure there will be a Merbite willing to fulfill your emotional gap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rumpleforeskiin
    This just in: Joe.T has graciously offered to match all other donations so that Naughty Mildred can join in with Ms. Blanche in helping me shed the scars of all those years of living hell.
    I will do much better than that pal of mine, If I win this week's Pro-Line football pool I Joe.t will give as a gift to you an all expenses paid trip for two to the destination of your choice for two weeks with none other than the very beautiful SP that goes by the name of Taylor http://www.taylorheaven.com/, I hope that I win because I know that the two of you will have a grand ole time, it will be a match made in heaven and I am sure that it will ease the pain of your divorce.

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    Congrats!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by rumpleforeskiin
    Well, dear friends, I received notice today that my divorce is final, as of this past Tuesday. Congratulations will be accepted here. If any of you wish to toss in a few looneys apiece to help me celebrate with an hour of fun with Ms. Blanche of Montreal Wiener Warmers, I will not refuse.

    This just in: Joe.T has graciously offered to match all other donations so that Naughty Mildred can join in with Ms. Blanche in helping me shed the scars of all those years of living hell.
    Hello Rumples,

    "Free at least...free at last...thank God almighty"...well...you know the rest. You may have felt a bit like that when the news came. I'll see what I can do the next time I am there.

    CONGRATULATIONS!

    Korbel
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    Quote Originally Posted by Korbel
    "Free at least...free at last...thank God almighty"...well...you know the rest. You may have felt a bit like that when the news came. I'll see what I can do the next time I am there.
    Actually, Korbie, Dr. King's words have crossed my lips numerous times since I shed the ol' ball and chain. Thanks all, especially, Joe.T, for the kind words. I'll be pulling for your picks.
    The mounties always get their man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe.t
    I Joe.t will give as a gift to you an all expenses paid trip for two to the destination of your choice for two weeks with none other than the very beautiful SP that goes by the name of Taylor http://www.taylorheaven.com/, I hope that I win because I know that the two of you will have a grand ole time, it will be a match made in heaven and I am sure that it will ease the pain of your divorce.
    You're too f'n funny Joe.t!!! I'll give ya that.

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    You know Billy, what worries me is how your mother is going to take this.

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