Hey, old pal, have a happy 95th. Here's hoping your ATF, Naughty Mildred of Montreal Wiener Warmers gets you a little something for your walker.
Pick up the phone today and make the call. I'm sure, somewhere out there in this big old city of ours there's a young hottie just throbbing with thoughts of getting her tongue stuck in your dentures. (You just be sure you don't get them stuck in her braces.)