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Molded directly from Jenna, her perfect ass and pussy have been recreated to the most minute detail. Now the experience of fucking this doll-faced goddess has been transferred into a real doll with the following:
• Wireless vibrating ultra soft mouth for your pleasure
• Amazing life-like skin
• Solid head inflatable body
• Removable pussy and ass
• Breasts with life-like nipples
• Long flowing blonde hair
• Life-like hands and feet
• Hold up to 300 pounds
• Moveable arms You will fall in love the first time you touch her! Doll requires two AA size batteries, not included.

Prepare to be blown away by The Jenna Jameson Extreme Doll™

Only $249.99, Shipping and Handling Extra.
 

Agrippa

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Ziggy Montana said:
Only $249.99, Shipping and Handling Extra.
Sounds like a good deal... though "some raw, warm calve's liver" would be an even better deal! :p
 
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putneyswope

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The Japanese have a real sense of humor

or slavery.
They have a robot that has the skin texture and warmth and weight of a real live woman,
it also talks and responds by facial manerisms to words of kindness or cruelty.
(This is no bull, the photo of this thing is shockingly real)
Hey but making a woman come is the whole purpose!!!!!!!!!
Screwing your favorrite pornstar in a Star Trek Holodeck is cybermasturbtion, not sex
 

rumpleforeskiin

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SeeCupRider said:
You have got to be joking.
Professor Montana is a very serious man. He doesn't trifle when discussing carnal necessity.
 

montreal_monk01

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mazingerz said:
Les seules qui valent la peine ce sont des RealDoll mais c'est extrêmement cher

Mazingerz,
Un potte friqué s'était acheté le "real doll'. Vraiment bein fait.
Personnellement, si j'en avais les moyens, j'acheterai ca pour ma
collection d'objets Hi Tech ;^ ..rien de plus ..je le jure:p
Pour etre franc avec toi, ca demeure un gadget inutile en ce sens que
l'interraction sexuelle est ce qui rester de plus naturelle/humaine.
 

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Agrippa said:
Sounds like a good deal... though "some raw, warm calve's liver" would be an even better deal! :p

Have you seen any recent pictures of Jenna Jameson? I think the calf's liver would actually be an improvement on the real JJ right now! She has really destroyed her body. It's sad to see.:(
 

Agrippa

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Dee said:
They are already working on Model II - it's called - "The Wife Model"...it's even more life like... it has instant headaches when you are horny, its "monthlies" last all year long, it calls you a sex fiend if you want it at least once a year, and again batteries are not included... but the batteries can't be bought in Canada.
And it costs a whole lot more too!

Seriously though, sex 'cures' headaches. Endorphins (an opioid... yes, like morphine) are released while having sex and can help manage pain. "I have a headache" should be an invitation rather than a hindrance.
 

Agrippa

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Techman said:
Have you seen any recent pictures of Jenna Jameson? I think the calf's liver would actually be an improvement on the real JJ right now! She has really destroyed her body. It's sad to see.:(
Indeed. Not particularly recently, but the last time I did, I had already come to the conclusion that she was past her prime.
 

montreal_monk01

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The escort of the future...lol

Gents,
He..he..in a long term (I know, very very long term..future)..who knows...a bit like robots have stolen the jobs of lots of human...those dolls may be the next big threat for our beloved escorts.:eek:
 
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Lion Heart

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Techman said:
Have you seen any recent pictures of Jenna Jameson? I think the calf's liver would actually be an improvement on the real JJ right now! She has really destroyed her body. It's sad to see.:(

Indeed...:(

For the nostalgics, this is probably why a Virtual Jenna has been created...

Lion Heart
 
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Ziggy Montana said:
Molded directly from Jenna, her perfect ass and pussy have been recreated to the most minute detail. Now the experience of fucking this doll-faced goddess has been transferred into a real doll with the following:
• Wireless vibrating ultra soft mouth for your pleasure
• Amazing life-like skin
• Solid head inflatable body
• Removable pussy and ass
• Breasts with life-like nipples
• Long flowing blonde hair
• Life-like hands and feet
• Hold up to 300 pounds
• Moveable arms You will fall in love the first time you touch her! Doll requires two AA size batteries, not included.

Prepare to be blown away by The Jenna Jameson Extreme Doll™

Only $249.99, Shipping and Handling Extra.

Yeah but is she GFE?
 

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z/m(Ret)

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Jenna Jameson Extreme Doll: Heaven Awaits Me!

I was worn out, bored, depressed... I also had the shits and a rash so I booked Jenna Jameson Extreme Fuckdoll for a mellow session. We chatted a lot about reviews, the tyranny of GFE, the biz, delusional clients... Jenna Fuckdoll comes with an air pump and so does my ego. :rolleyes:

I'm always well-groomed and only wear designer clothes. Clearance Sales is my favourite designer. :cool: I had my trousers scotchguarded for the occasion because women seem to have this thing about spilling wine on me. I wonder why. :confused:

Jenna Fuckdoll hates it when guys read reviews and expect the exact same service. :mad: She admitted that only a few privileged clients, including myself, get the platonic treatment. :) "I'm no social worker, she said, I wanna be fucked"; in fact, she hates 1 hour sessions with edgy guys who obsess over MSOGs but she loves 2 hour sessions with edgy guys who obsess over MSOGs. :rolleyes:

As far as details, I will only share that she is one of the best sessions I ever had and while I loved inflating Jenna Fuckdoll:p , she is so much more than that. A real dream doll but just remember, she is only plastic extrusion.:(

Merci beaucoup ma belle, t'es super fine pis t'es cute à mort pis c'est pas grave si t'as les dents croches...
:eek:
 

rumpleforeskiin

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Ziggy Montana said:
I was worn out, bored, depressed... I also had the shits and a rash so I booked Jenna Jameson Extreme Fuckdoll for a mellow session. We chatted a lot about reviews, the tyranny of GFE, the biz, delusional clients... Jenna Fuckdoll comes with an air pump and so does my ego. :rolleyes:

I'm always well-groomed and only wear designer clothes. Clearance Sales is my favourite designer. :cool: I had my trousers scotchguarded for the occasion because women seem to have this thing about spilling wine on me. I wonder why. :confused:

Jenna Fuckdoll hates it when guys read reviews and expect the exact same service. :mad: She admitted that only a few privileged clients, including myself, get the platonic treatment. :) "I'm no social worker, she said, I wanna be fucked"; in fact, she hates 1 hour sessions with edgy guys who obsess over MSOGs but she loves 2 hour sessions with edgy guys who obsess over MSOGs. :rolleyes:

As far as details, I will only share that she is one of the best sessions I ever had and while I loved inflating Jenna Fuckdoll:p , she is so much more than that. A real dream doll but just remember, she is only plastic extrusion.:(

Merci beaucoup ma belle, t'es super fine pis t'es cute à mort pis c'est pas grave si t'as les dents croches...
:eek:
I'll bet you think you're special to her, you delusional fool. I hope she didn't give you her phone number.

Let me tell you something, pal. Fuckdolls only want one thing. (I wish I knew what that was.:D ) If you're clean, well-groomed, and wear some nasty smelling cologne that smells like you work in a laboratory, you'll get the same extra-special service that I do, especially if you can drag it out of her that she hates being a fuckdoll.

Next time, may I suggest you try Chatty Cathy?
 
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z/m(Ret)

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Chatty Cathy: I love your plastic Heart!

rumpleforeskiin said:
I'll bet you think you're special to her, you delusional fool. I hope she didn't give you her phone number.

Let me tell you something, pal. Fuckdolls only want one thing. (I wish I knew what that was.:D ) If you're clean, well-groomed, and wear some nasty smelling cologne that smells like you work in a laboratory, you'll get the same extra-special service that I do, especially if you can dra it out of her that she hates being a fuckdoll.

Next time, may I suggest you try Chatty Cathy?
Chatty Cathy (TM) is not back from retirement therefore refrain from contacting her because she isn't interested in meeting you or anyone else for that matter!!! :mad:

Chatty Cathy (TM) and I exchanged some emails. Emails led to 628 phone calls and we set up a meeting. ;) I wasn't in the mood to see a fuckdoll :( but Chatty Cathy (TM) is so much more than an doll. :) You guys know her as the Mattel doll :mad: , which she is, but this piece of molded plastic has a heart of Gold. :) I can't explain why but I needed to see her. It was beyond me like God himself made me do it.

I pulled her string in the center of her upper back and she said: "Will you play with me?"

She pulled my string in the center of my upper back and I replied: "This biz is full of shit". :mad: I pull her string, she goes: "Please, take me with you". :p She pulls mine, I go: "I am well-groomed".

- Will you play with me?
- I am well-groomed.
- Will you play with me?
- This biz is full of shit.
- Will you play with me?
- I am well-groomed...
- I wish your fucking string would break! :eek:

Watching her come in the room with that smile and long brown hair brought back some great memories. She is beautiful, sexy, sassy and sweet. But I do not see Cathy Chatty (TM) as a doll; she is more like a true friend who I feel comfortable sharing my inner thoughts. She understands my struggles and she listened without judging.

Chatty Cathy
(TM), you have a rare gift. I hope you find your peace of mind and thank you for being such a generous listener. I understand why so many will miss you.

Tourlou, ma poupée, t'es super-super fine...
 
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korbel

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Agrippa said:
Sounds like a good deal... though "some raw, warm calve's liver" would be an even better deal! :p

Hello Agrippa,

Bwahahahahahaha...ROFLMAO!!! Lamb is better though.

Wanna bet Ziggy has a large investment in this toy.

Still Chuckling,

Korbel
 

korbel

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Roland said:
Perfect for that car pool lane ...and she doesn't keep changing the radio station.
:cool:

Hello Roland,

Make sure you get a "clean bill of health" certificate. Some of these babes have already been around. You never know when you've gotten a repackaged used slut.

Am I your first baby,

Korbel
 

Agrippa

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Korbel said:
Hello Agrippa,

Bwahahahahahaha...ROFLMAO!!! Lamb is better though.

Wanna bet Ziggy has a large investment in this toy.

Still Chuckling,

Korbel
Glad it made you ROFLYAO! :)
But credit must be given where it is due... I remind you that rumpleforeskiin coined the expression...

I think Ziggy`s posts deserve the ROFLMAO award though!
 
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