AUG 12 Moved to our new home in Massachusetts . Itís so beautiful here! The landscape is so serene and picturesque. Can hardly wait to see it covered with snow! Godís Country. I LOVE it here.

OCT 14 Massachusetts is the most beautiful place on Earth. The leaves are turning all different colors. I love the shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through some beautiful hills and spotted some deer. They are so graceful. They are certainly the most peaceful animals on Earth. This must be Paradise. I love it here!

NOV 11 Deer Season starts soon. I canít imagine anyone wanting to kill such an elegant creature. The very symbol of peace and tranquility. Hope it will snow soon......I Love it here.

DEC 02 it finally snowed last night! Woke up to find everything blanketed in white. It looks like a postcard! We went outside and cleaned off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight (I won), and when the snow plow came by, we had to shovel the end of the driveway again. What a beautiful place. Mother Nature in perfect harmony. I Love Massachusetts!

DEC 12 More snow last night. I Love it! The snow plow did his trick again (That Rascal). A Winter Wonderland......I Love it here!

DEC 19 More snow last night... Couldnít get out of the driveway to get to work this time! Iím exhausted from shoveling. Darn snow plow!

DEC 22 More of that white stuff fell last night. Iíve got blisters on my hands from all the shoveling. I think the snow plow man hides around the corner and waits until Iím done shoveling the drive way. CREEP!

DEC 25 "White Christmas" my busted hind-end! More snow. If I ever get my hands on that son-of-a-b*&^#, who drives the snow plow I swear Iíll do something drastic to the dumb %#&. Donít know why they donít use more salt on the roads to melt this bloody ice.

DEC 28 MORE white stuff last night. Weíve been inside every day since Christmas except for shoveling out the driveway after every time "SNOW PLOW HARRY" comes by. Canít go anywhere. The car is buried under a mountain of white crap. The weatherman says to expect another 10" tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10" is?

Jan 01 HAPPY BLOODY NEW YEAR! The weatherman was wrong (again). We got 28í of the white stuff this time. At this rate, it wonít melt until the Fourth of July. The snow plow got stuck up the road, and the imbecile had the guts to come to the door and ask to borrow my shovel. After I told him Iíve broken six shovels already, shoveling all the stuff he put in my driveway, I broke my last one over his head.

JAN 04 Finally got out of the house today. We went to the store to get food, and on the way back, a d$! deer ran in front of the car and I hit the stupid beast. Did about $3000.00 damage to the car. Those filthy animals should be killed. Wish the hunters had shot them all last November.
March 15th spring is right around the corner its been a rough winter but it all over now .
March16th more f#cking snow!!!!! Is it ever going to stop!!! I built a snow fort and I'm waiting for the plow guy with my shot gun I will show that son of a bitch!!!

MAY 03 Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing is rotting out from all that salt they keep dumping on the roads. Car looks like a piece of crap!

May 10 Moved to Florida ! I canít imagine why anyone in their right mind would ever want to live in that God forsaken State of Massachusetts

This poem is an alteration of one that I found on the internet!!