Come as You Are/Venea tels Quels
For the past six years we've been celebrating May as the month to love ourselves, to transform masturbation into an art form, a political act, and a way to raise money, all at once. In preparing for this year's festivities, we noticed that our success has spawned a legion of May bandwagon-jumpers. In 2004, masturbation shares May with National Military Appreciation Month, National Electrical Safety Month, National Bike Month, and most excitingly, National Fair Trade Week. If imitation is indeed the highest form of flattery, than we're blushing from head to toe. We were trying to come up with some ingenious way of tying these celebrations together (but we got caught up in the spokes).
So we leave it to you to choose how best to spend May (let's see?you could spend the whole month masturbating, or you could "appreciate" WMD's, we hope the choice isn't too difficult). We have another reason to feel extra excited about this year's celebration: it's our first year holding the National Masturbate-A-Thon in both of Canada's offcial languages. This seems particularly fitting since last year's winner hailed from Québec. True to the historic rivalry between these two cities, the staff at our Montréal store has gallantly offered to challenge our Toronto store to see who can raise the most money. We hope a Montréal win won't spark riots in either city. If hockey is any indication of our love of sport, then embracing the fundraising act of masturbation could see a whole new level of competition. But vote for yourself, you will be guaranteed to make it to the play-offs.
Regardless of where you are reading this, and what language you're reading it in, we wanted to wish all our customers a glorious Masturbation Month. We wish you a month (and indeed an entire year) of all the great sex and good feelings you so richly deserve. If you're among the more civic minded of our customers please consider taking up a pledge form, hitting your friends and loved ones up for donations, and on May 16th, doing your best to help others, by helping yourself!
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MASTURBATE-A-THON
The Masturbate-a-Thon is a one of a kind fundraiser that encourages participants to enjoy a full day of solo sex and raise funds for important women's health organizations. We're sure this is the most fun you'll ever have with philanthropy (no blistered feet or Jerry Lewis!) Plus if you are one of the top five fundraisers you can win a selection of exciting and gratifying prizes from Come As You Are. To download a pledge form just go to:
http://www.comeasyouare.com
From now till May 16th I will be donating $25.00 for every hour paid to this worthy cause. (One of the women's health organizations receiving funds this year is Stella) So lets all cum together for a good cause and and have fun while we are at it!
Ronnie,
Naughtylady
For the past six years we've been celebrating May as the month to love ourselves, to transform masturbation into an art form, a political act, and a way to raise money, all at once. In preparing for this year's festivities, we noticed that our success has spawned a legion of May bandwagon-jumpers. In 2004, masturbation shares May with National Military Appreciation Month, National Electrical Safety Month, National Bike Month, and most excitingly, National Fair Trade Week. If imitation is indeed the highest form of flattery, than we're blushing from head to toe. We were trying to come up with some ingenious way of tying these celebrations together (but we got caught up in the spokes).
So we leave it to you to choose how best to spend May (let's see?you could spend the whole month masturbating, or you could "appreciate" WMD's, we hope the choice isn't too difficult). We have another reason to feel extra excited about this year's celebration: it's our first year holding the National Masturbate-A-Thon in both of Canada's offcial languages. This seems particularly fitting since last year's winner hailed from Québec. True to the historic rivalry between these two cities, the staff at our Montréal store has gallantly offered to challenge our Toronto store to see who can raise the most money. We hope a Montréal win won't spark riots in either city. If hockey is any indication of our love of sport, then embracing the fundraising act of masturbation could see a whole new level of competition. But vote for yourself, you will be guaranteed to make it to the play-offs.
Regardless of where you are reading this, and what language you're reading it in, we wanted to wish all our customers a glorious Masturbation Month. We wish you a month (and indeed an entire year) of all the great sex and good feelings you so richly deserve. If you're among the more civic minded of our customers please consider taking up a pledge form, hitting your friends and loved ones up for donations, and on May 16th, doing your best to help others, by helping yourself!
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News
MASTURBATE-A-THON
The Masturbate-a-Thon is a one of a kind fundraiser that encourages participants to enjoy a full day of solo sex and raise funds for important women's health organizations. We're sure this is the most fun you'll ever have with philanthropy (no blistered feet or Jerry Lewis!) Plus if you are one of the top five fundraisers you can win a selection of exciting and gratifying prizes from Come As You Are. To download a pledge form just go to:
http://www.comeasyouare.com
From now till May 16th I will be donating $25.00 for every hour paid to this worthy cause. (One of the women's health organizations receiving funds this year is Stella) So lets all cum together for a good cause and and have fun while we are at it!
Ronnie,
Naughtylady
