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did a sp ever took a shit before a session?

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i know this is a stupid question/thread but by curiosity i would love to know if it ever happend to you because it happend to me not so long ago and to be honnest i wasent horny afterward because i was kind of disgusted:eek:
but i know its nature but before a session is very awkward!
there a part2 to this story but i want go to detail because i thing you all have the idea;)
 

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One trick which I am sure you will stumble into one day is how to use your nose when

obvio007 said:
i know this is a stupid question/thread but by curiosity i would love to know if it ever happend to you because it happend to me not so long ago and to be honnest i wasent horny afterward because i was kind of disgusted:eek: but i know its nature but before a session is very awkward!
there a part2 to this story but i want go to detail because i thing you all have the idea;)

Obvio,

I know you are an active hobbyist, but I get the sense your a younger guy.

One trick which I am sure you will stumble into one day is how to use your nose when you f%^k.

A woman's body gives out smells for a reason, and I know that this will be hard for a young guy like you to believe, but a lot of those natural smells are natural pheromones.

Now western consumer products and perfume companies, like Procter and Gamble and J&J and so on, spend billions of dollars each year to convince people that any natural smell, sweat, pussy, a woman`s breath...is all bad.

They ain't. For hundreds of thousands of years, humans used their noses to identify who the best sexual partners were. And most of us have lost the ability to do that.

These companies have merely so convinced us to look down on natural human smells, that we have made them rich.

******

Now, as to the immediate question: the smell of a woman`s ass.

Look, I am a big doggy style guy so I had to learn to deal with this many decades ago.

I haven`t see research on this, but I`ll give you my theory: I believe that, if you learn to use your nose, the smell of a woman`s ass is a major pheromone. And that one of the reasons for the increased popularity of DATO, (which nobody ever talked about 30 years ago) is that men need to get a better whiff of that ass, because these days, most girls cover up their natural smells so well, the only way you can do that is to stick your toungue in there.

Girls today wash, shave, and put perfume and Javex on their asses, so today they smell more like hospital floors.

****

Now as for the SP who just took a crap. Well look, obviously anal will be out. And she won`t be comfortable with your toungue or finger up there.

But....you will get to take advantage of her natural smells. And if ever you stay in the hobby long enough to learn to do that, you`ll never leave.

*****

Now, having read many of your posts, and benefitted from much of your feedback, I am pretty sure that sub-consiciously you have already come a bit down this road.

I know that like me, you like new girls to the hobby. Well one of the major things they bring to the table, is that they generally use way less perfume, hair conditioner and body spray than long time SPs.

In fact one of my biggest turn offs with long time SPs is that a lot of them beleive that the more chemicals they put on themselves, the more attractive they will be.

And in a small way they are right: the general public, (who watches an average of 30 hours a week of TV, and ten hours a week of commercials, mostly by perfume and consumer products companies) will naturally think that an SP who smells like a chemical company is a big turn on.

But any hobbyist that has been out there a bit knows that this is not true at all.

*****

Now I will put in one last point on this: what I always make sure though is that those women's natural smells, are her smells, and that she is not coming into the room smelling like the guy (hobbyist) she was with before you.
 

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bensonnobalia said:
Obvio,

I know you are an active hobbyist, but I get the sense your a younger guy.

One trick which I am sure you will stumble into one day is how to use your nose when you f%^k.

A woman's body gives out smells for a reason, and I know that this will be hard for a young guy like you to believe, but a lot of those natural smells are natural pheromones.

Now western consumer products and perfume companies, like Procter and Gamble and J&J and so on, spend billions of dollars each year to convince people that any natural smell, sweat, pussy, a woman`s breath...is all bad.

They ain't. For hundreds of thousands of years, humans used their noses to identify who the best sexual partners were. And most of us have lost the ability to do that.

These companies have merely so convinced us to look down on natural human smells, that we have made them rich.

******

Now, as to the immediate question: the smell of a woman`s ass.

Look, I am a big doggy style guy so I had to learn to deal with this many decades ago.

I haven`t see research on this, but I`ll give you my theory: I believe that, if you learn to use your nose, the smell of a woman`s ass is a major pheromone. And that one of the reasons for the increased popularity of DATO, (which nobody ever talked about 30 years ago) is that men need to get a better whiff of that ass, because these days, most girls cover up their natural smells so well, the only way you can do that is to stick your toungue in there.

Girls today wash, shave, and put perfume and Javex on their asses, so today they smell more like hospital floors.

****

Now as for the SP who just took a crap. Well look, obviously anal will be out. And she won`t be comfortable with your toungue or finger up there.

But....you will get to take advantage of her natural smells. And if ever you stay in the hobby long enough to learn to do that, you`ll never leave.

*****

Now, having read many of your posts, and benefitted from much of your feedback, I am pretty sure that sub-consiciously you have already come a bit down this road.

I know that like me, you like new girls to the hobby. Well one of the major things they bring to the table, is that they generally use way less perfume, hair conditioner and body spray than long time SPs.

In fact one of my biggest turn offs with long time SPs is that a lot of them beleive that the more chemicals they put on themselves, the more attractive they will be.

And in a small way they are right: the general public, (who watches an average of 30 hours a week of TV, and ten hours a week of commercials, mostly by perfume and consumer products companies) will naturally think that an SP who smells like a chemical company is a big turn on.

But any hobbyist that has been out there a bit knows that this is not true at all.

*****

Now I will put in one last point on this: what I always make sure though is that those women's natural smells, are her smells, and that she is not coming into the room smelling like the guy (hobbyist) she was with before you.


bensonnobalia,

thank you for your full report but i dont EVER see myself loving the smell of "SHIT":eek:
i fuckin hate that smell and that why i dont like greek.i dont even like my own smell of shit...lol:D

thank my friend for your amazing reply:)
 

bensonnobalia

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I knew I was sticking my neck out with that post! Tks. for not tearing my head off!

obvio007 said:
bensonnobalia,

thank you for your full report but i dont EVER see myself loving the smell of "SHIT":eek:
i fuckin hate that smell and that why i dont like greek.i dont even like my own smell of shit...lol:D

thank my friend for your amazing reply:)

Obvio,

I knew I was sticking my neck out with that post! Tks. for not tearing my head off!

****

I will give you one piece of advice for your personal life though: before you go steady with a girl, find out what she smells like naturally.

Don't forget, you'll sleep with her eight hours a day every day, and if she smells good, even if you guys have tons of other problems....it will a major help to your relationship.

Her smells will also tell you an awful lot about your natural compatability....

Cheers.

Ben.

obvio007 said:
bensonnobalia, thank you for your full report but i dont EVER see myself loving the smell of "SHIT":eek: fuckin hate that smell and that why i dont like greek.i dont even like my own smell of shit...lol:D
thank my friend for your amazing reply:)

One last thing: the smell of a man, even your own smells, are supposed to be offensive to other men. It is a natural way of marking our space. So don't be surprised about that.

But a woman's smells, her hair, her pussy (which are all shaved off these days) her skin...man...all of it.....that is there for a reason.
 
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metoo4

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If only I knew...
For me if it's during the session, it would be a turn-off but before, or after, no problems. Everybody need to take a dump once in a while! As long as she wash so there's no klingons and no shit smell, why not! After all, I don't intend to do any girl while she's on the throne and once the job is done and the battlefield is cleaned, all she have to do is ensure the bathroom door is closed for the rest of the session.
 

master_bates

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Metoo is right

Unfortunately even drop dead gorgeous girls take smelly shits but as long as

you either close the door or light a match I dont see a problem unless you

wanted to fuck in the bathroom :p
 

newman1

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I think every Sp need to feel confortable and she is a human beeing and not a slave....she is even entitled to ask for food...she is host and we need to treat her like a real GF if we want GFE .
However, if she ever take her freedom, she needs to respect the client and for example she should take a shower and be in perfect cleaniness...same to client, if he shits, he need to take a shower...it is mutual responsability
regards
 

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Merlot said:
Hello all,

Strange thread. What are we going to worry about next...armpit odor?

Ahh...yea, actually I'd find body odor emanating from her pits much more offensive than if she just defecated in my bathroom.
 

argon27

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Il demande si on a déjà rencontrée une fille qui a pris une cochonnerie avant une rencontre. C'est pas mal la même chose selon moi


I think someone need an english lesson here!!! :rolleyes:

Wait, he can't, because he live in quebec, and they kill anyone who just thinking of learn english over there. :p
 

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bensonnobalia said:
before you go steady with a girl, find out what she smells like naturally.

Don't forget, you'll sleep with her eight hours a day every day, and if she smells good, even if you guys have tons of other problems....it will a major help to your relationship.

Very true. I remember a girl who grew up in my neighbourhood. She was tall, blond & extremely hot. Everyone wanted to go out with her, and very few managed to. She was everyone's dream girl. Recently, i spoke with someone who had once dated her for a couple of years. He told me she was a great girl, but had a major problem: she had the worse stinky breath ever, which was more noticeable when she'd be sleeping in bed at night. He told me that often, he wouldn't be able to take the smell anymore while she was sleeping & would sneek out of the bedroom & he'd go sleep on the sofa. What a downer!!! Now, everytime i happen to bump into this girl or if she's being mentionned during a conversation, i don't think about the tall hot blond anymore....i think about someone with awful stinky breath & feel sorry for the guys who had to sleep next to her! :eek:
 

argon27

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mazingerz said:
Au moins moi j'essaie de comprendre. On ne peut pas en dire autant de vous :mad:

J'avais compris que shit=merde depuis le tout début...
 

Maxime

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Moi j'aimerais bien que les posts soient écrits en anglais ET en français, ça aiderait à comprendre, surtout quand tu n'es pas très bon en anglais comme moi! On n'est pas tous bilingues! On a beau avoir appris l'anglais de base à l'école, si on n'a pas eu la chance de le pratiquer, on le perd cet anglais! Alors inclure la traduction française dans nos posts aiderait à mieux comprendre le sens!
 

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Well it never happened before the session it was more like during the session lol I was doing anal on this one sp about a few yrs back.I was really hammering her and she said please stop and pulled away.She ran to the bathroom I was worried because I thought I might`ve hurt her or something.As I approached the bathroom I asked her if everything was ok she said come in.As I walked in she was taking a dump but it didn`t smell or anything.While she sat on the can she asked me to approach her.She took the condom off and started to give me a while she was on the can.She was done her business but I found it quite sexy.After the amazing she put on another condom and asked me to do her again which I did glady.
 

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THEHITMAN said:
As I walked in she was taking a dump but it didn`t smell or anything.While she sat on the can she asked me to approach her.She took the condom off and started to give me a while she was on the can.She was done her business but I found it quite sexy.

You`re a very sick man!! :D :D :D
 

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I'm not sure why, but this thread makes me think of robertpal for some reason. :D
 
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