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    $789 Billion

    What would you do with it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bond_james_bond
    What would you do with it?

    i would buy me a monkey

    dtp

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    if i had seven thousand height hundred nine billion dollars...

    I'd buy you a house, I'd buy you furniture for your house(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman) Well, I'd buy you a K-Car (A nice Reliant automobile)I'd buy your love

    I'd build a tree fort in our yard, You could help, it wouldn't be that hard, Maybe we could put like a little, tiny fridge in there somewhere, You know, we could just go up there and hang out, Like open the fridge and stuff, There would already be laid out foods for us, Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things,They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon Well, can you blame 'em...Uh, yeah

    Well, I'd buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
    Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet (Yep, like a llama or an emu) Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones) I'd buy your love

    We wouldn't have to walk to the store, Now, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more, We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner But we would eat Kraft Dinner, Of course we would, we’d just eat more, And buy really expensive ketchups with it, That’s right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups!...Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm
    Well, I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
    Well, I'd buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel) Well, I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey)
    I’d buy your love
    I'd be rich

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    of course, but due to your picture on the left of my screen, i can't look you in the eyes while i'm speeking...

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebitchelor
    Well, if you would told me the opposite...then i would answer you are a liar
    well, i'm like this when i see hot barenaked ladies...

    But why this question??(what would we do with 789 billion)..somebody win it???
    this is the amount of the "stimulus" voted by the senate and house if representative, to boost the american economy...
    Last edited by benxxx; 02-28-2009 at 06:57 PM.

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    it's a little late, but here's the source of my "plagiarism" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvQwIgmDRqI# check out the presentator dude!

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    What i would not do

    One thing is for sure i would not have someone invest my money .

    I would open a la belle province in Sosua , Dr.

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    I wouldn't trust a bank to hold that kind of money in these troubling times. I'd probably use it to buy gold and build my own Fort Knox

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebitchelor
    lolll i would open a Mc donald in poor countries

    You could be surprised at the sucess you could have .

    Opening a La Belle Province in Sosua is for all the Quebec gringos that go there and think they are at home .

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    In only a few words

    Quote Originally Posted by thebitchelor
    i would stop dancing..and buy DUMPTHEFUCK a monkey

    (damn i just realised his handle is DUMPTHEPUCK)

    I would DUMPTHEFUCK and GETANEWFUCK
    Me so horny .... .

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    I'd love to get into this but I don' t think there is any more room left for me in the sandbox
    Confucius say: Man who take woman into house on side of hill - not on level.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebitchelor
    you are mean!!!! go watch it then...tiger wood house (and his wonderful wife)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwaMJ...eature=related

    It isnt 789$ billion but i wouldnt refuse to live their
    Naw, the colour of the couch is all wrong and she probably snores.
    Confucius say: Man who take woman into house on side of hill - not on level.

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    I would stimulate my package and bail my libido out of it's recession. Two chicks at once maybe.

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    I would have 10women suck my dick for five seconds a time,then start over until one of them gets my load and give her 1million dollars(my version of russian rullet)

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    This is an interesting question, because I have always thought that you measure the true smartness of someone by his ability of being useful to humanity: with that amount of money, it would be my one unique lifetime opportunity to rethink our biggest flaws: world wide misery Vs insane unecessary irresponsible spendings, human self destruction by irresponsible or total absence of proper management of our natural and human resources, bad estimation of the value of things. In a nutshell -> the richest and most useful project a human being would have ever went through...that's for sure!

    Yeah..of course...no worry I havent' forgot about that one neither: there would be also room for some fun as well (long weeks under the sun of the Bahamas with godesses like Kim of Devilish or Vicky or Tamara! )
    DENISE MILANI REDEFINES HOTNESS! !!

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