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Thread: Would you have sex with a midget?

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    Would you have sex with a midget?

    Stay thirsty my friends

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    For sure!!!
    Jules Winnfield (Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction) English, motherfu*ker, do you speak it?

    Typical Yankee fan in the Merb Sports Section!! Bwwaahh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Special K
    For sure!!!
    Darling, in the past, I have noticed with had similar tastes (music, pubs, women, sex ) but this is one case where we definitely disagree.

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    Hahaha...I'm an open-minded guy, besides that, being a midget she might think I have a really big ____.
    Jules Winnfield (Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction) English, motherfu*ker, do you speak it?

    Typical Yankee fan in the Merb Sports Section!! Bwwaahh.

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    The lady in the jeans looks nice.

    Wow that just isn't on my radar of must do's before I die but never say never. I think I might have to even do the strap-on before I tackle that one.

    There was a fairly well known HDH a year or two back who had an unnatural fear of midgets. I kept threatening to arrange a surprise duo for her. She was bi and one night I actually had arranged a surprise for her with one of Montreal's best women. I told her I'd finally found a midget sp who would be arriving shortly. You should have seen her face turn white in about 3 seconds. I can be such an ass sometimes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Special K
    ...besides that, being a midget she might think I have a really big ____.
    *sigh* ... It always comes down to this with you guys!



    I know another trick to make a woman think you have a big... tool! I'll whisper it in your ear when we finally meet.

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    Beurk...not my cup of tea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Possum Trot
    There was a fairly well known HDH a year or two back who had an unnatural fear of midgets. I kept threatening to arrange a surprise duo for her. She was bi and one night I actually had arranged a surprise for her with one of Montreal's best women. I told her I'd finally found a midget sp who would be arriving shortly. You should have seen her face turn white in about 3 seconds. I can be such an ass sometimes
    There was also a fairly well known hdh a few years back who once told me that one of her regulars a few years earlier had been a midget & even though she was apprenhensive about how to 'proceed' when initially meeting him, he eventually became one of her favorite clients.

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    Do midget escorts charge by the inch??

    sinbad

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    Hey if she can suck me standing up while balancing my beer on her head why not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebitchelor
    I already had a midget client once...(im 5"10 1/2.. )..not for me...but i was surprise that he got a 6-7 inches penis
    Did you call him tripod?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 10-19
    Threads like these bring out the best in human nature.
    Yep! Kinda ranks right up there with "dwarf tossing." Do they still do that in some places
    Confucius say: Man who take woman into house on side of hill - not on level.

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    Ummm, just have to say, some of these posts really sound discriminatory against someone just because of their hight. What does how tall someone is have to do with how and who they are as a person? I'm sure some will say "it's all in fun" but, do we have any posts about skin colour " just in fun"?

    Just something to think about.
    Well she’s all you’d ever want
    She’s the kind I’d like to flaunt and take to dinner
    She always knows her place
    She’s got style, she’s got grace, she’s a winner

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    Quote Originally Posted by sinbad
    Do midget escorts charge by the inch??

    sinbad


    no but they are double the price since they are harder to find
    Stay thirsty my friends

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